Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Desktop User2]

I think his best bet would have been to switch to pre-recorded video talking about legal cases.

Do you want the busiest man on Earth to script and edit his videos? Do you think he is a subcon working 80h a week for the H-1B visa?

 

[McMitch]

I'm going to speculate that he mortgaged his free and clear paid for home, to take out a loan for some business expansion plan for his legal streaming empire.

The idea he took out a loan to pay for his proposed sex dungeon addition (which would have shared a wall with one of his kids’ room) is horrifying.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Those expensive paintings sure were a fine investment. He'll get his money back on those for sure.

 

[Burt Macklin]

@Null needs to buy his home and turn it into an American LOLCOW museum. You start on the main floor where Chris Chan is the starting point. The tour ends on the lower floor in Nick's "streaming room" where it's just a video of him jerking off like he's on fentanyl. Null could also make it an even bigger tax write off by supplying "anti-drug pamphlets" throughout the tour, with the final one being in "The Rekieta Room."

Happy Hanukah and Foreclosure you Jew Fucks!

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I'd make sure to have a priest exorcise that place first. Who knows how much that's going to cost?

Rekieta's former pastor would prob do it in exchange for lunch.

I think non-catholic can exorcise, anyway. Could get a blessing at least.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Seems he is not "Authorized to Practice Law = Not Authorized"

He seems to have completely sealed his LoTY with this.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

At this point this is just sad. I know his fall has been entirely because of his own inability to keep his vices in check, but knowing how far he's fallen just makes me feel sad

 

[Oxyjen]

Dunno if anyone has said it

Literally everyone is saying it. Nobody is doing it.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The mismanagement of money by Rekieta, if this is the case, is staggering. No wonder they needed to sell the second property.

Didn't he also kick out rent-payers from the second house so his mistress could live next door rent-free?

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Nick, you've already got LOTY on lock, you can stop. Take a break. JFC.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

@Null needs to buy his home and turn it into an American LOLCOW museum Church.

Forget that. Make it a church. Tax exempt, baby. The Church of Sneed. Worship of the holy and sacred SlobberDog. He sacrificed himself, not unlike Jebus, so that the milk would flow for all time. The scripture is the Holy Book of Doxxx. We believe our sticker score and post count combined are the one true path to salvation!

LOLcow and Troon heads would literally explode.

The Church of Sneed is a more valid church than that satanic shit they recognize as a church.

 

[maguyver16]

Let it be known that Nick blowing all his money on drugs, booze, women, cars and ego trip lawsuits then almost losing his house because he remortgaged despite it being owned outright, is the sweetest, most apt thing he has ever done. Of all lolcows, he is probably one of the most consistent and consistently dumb. His personality does not have flaws, his personality is flaw.

Every action he commits is a setup, followed by a punchline. He is the most unintentional comedian of all time, despite trying to be one.

Forget that. Make it a church. Tax exempt, baby. The Church of Sneed. Worship of the holy and sacred SlobberDog. He sacrificed himself, not unlike Jebus, so that the milk would flow for all time. The Church of Sneed is a more valid church than that satanic shit they recognize as a church.

Null would make bank doing a Ripley's Believe it or Not! style operation

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

No, that in 2022. The Balldo, whiskey bottle ass pics on Locals, and Hedonism was all in late 2022. Towards the end of the year was when he started telling people to stop watching (which is why I stopped). As a result, Rekieta's income steadily dropped throughout 2023. It would make sense for him, in his coked up wet brain, to stop paying the mortgage then.

Yes! Thank-you for the correction!

Broke-Boss suits him more .... or Broke-Ass-Nigga.


If one has time to "Explain to me like I'm Five," reverse mortgage means he used his home as collateral like what dumb old people did in the early 2000s?

Sorry, spend my money wisely so it makes zero fucking sense to me. From what I found [ spoiler ] , did he get scammed like a fucking grandma?

Spoiler: Reverse Mortgage

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No, he took a loan with his home ad collateral. Reverse mortgage is where the bank pays YOU to buy the house over time.

I thought he fixed that CLE thing?

He probably only got an extension yo pwn the Kiwis and promptly forgot.

If people don't ask for a fucking refund? Let's seriously look at what this dumbass has done on his own behalf (definite proof for all of these, no speculation) :

• Created his own lawsuit by calling a man a pedophile
• Got caught doing coke
• Got caught in a polycule
• Got caught having a girlfriend AND a wife
• Got caught not paying traffic tickets
• Got caught not paying his mortgage (that didn't need to be paid anyway)
• Got caught not going to court for his clients (April)
• Got caught neglecting his children by MULTIPLE people (church, school, neighbors, police)
• Got caught failing drug tests after getting arrested
• Got caught crashing a new mustang
• Got caught selling his "second" home
• Got caught with his home in foreclosure

Please add if I forgot anything, but that list alone is enough.

TLDR : His children deserve better

So the 5k gift is still coming?

Add got caught being cat-fished by MAN-dy to the list.

so can he pay these back payments?

No, he probably has to refinance or pay it all at once, depending on how long he let's it lie and what the bank will do.

It's just bizarre. It really is.

I'm quite confident that it won't get to the stage where he officially loses the house and is forced out (and he'll spin that...

This is exactly what Nick will do--all while telling us we do not know the whole story and feigning smugness.

Was that Guitar 300k?

In the OP. 15-20k.

How much did Nick pay for that ugly ass painting again?

In the OP. Depends on which one you are talking about. Prices or estimates are given.

So yeah, I guess he is just that lazy, lol.

But he has to DRIVE HIS KEEDS!

I seem to remember one of nick’s main arguments about releasing the body cam footage being that he didn’t want FUNNY and WEIRD people online to know where his children slept. If they no longer sleep there, will he finally fold and let the body cam be released, or will he have to admit he’s just more bitch made than the ralphamale?

You expect too much logical consistency. He will have 'pending legal matters'and not want to say or do anything that will 'jeopardise' his deal because he is (wrongly) under the heel of government and no one else can understand it!

 

[IamnottheNSA]

So Crackets was making a million dollars in a year and somehow managed to increase his debt. Amazing.

Really makes the whole "I wish you a million dollars" thing even funnier in hindsight.

 

[Shokaract#2]

Nick, you've already got LOTY on lock, you can stop. Take a break. JFC.

The Sonichu demon is still feeding. More life ruination is probably on the way.

 

[Smokeski]

So, Nick payed over $100k to not have to pay a guy $300 who he ended up needing to have to pay $300 anyways? The montegraph case I mean.

 

[Telemeter]

It looks like he bought several shitty paintings and also spent like 15k on a guitar signed by Kevin Costner? https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16521954

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(This image was from one of the results in this thread for "joker painting")

He also bought a Mustang he immediately wrecked on the drive home from the dealership.

 

[Melty Butter]

All that's left is to threaten to kill Kayla.

Or just drive her to suicide.

Who knows how much interior damage the house has.

We know this as fact from streams or from Aaron:
- Stains all over the carpets
- Exposed (insulation visible) ceiling in his studio
- Central air (air conditioning) that frequently breaks
- Under sink kitchen cabinet door broken

In other words, Nick is perfectly set up for a divorce.

In all seriousness though, this is likely why they sold April's place. They'll use the proceeds from that to pay off the crack den and the foreclosure auction will be cancelled. As long as closing happens in time that is. Tick tock Nick.

Yep, this is his "strategy." Kayla's only asset is the second home (it's not part of the Trust). The proceeds from that sale will pay for the main home (owned by the Trust), from which she cannot easily cash out.

Kino Casino is going to be eating so good off this news that PPP might get to 500 lbs.

Probably. Ashton & Andy, please don't make fun of the fact that it sat on my computer for 12+ hours because I didn't bother to click through for the details.

Clock me if someone already brought this up, but we know Kayla had plastic surgery around this time right?

Can someone refresh my memory on when Kayla got the lipo, bolt-ons, and face butchery? Was it around this time or was that back in 2021?

Kayla's surgery was in April of 2023 so a year after the loan. At least that's when @Balldo's Gate doxxed the probable hotel he streamed from after her surgery.

(I'm still a few pages behind; hope this wasn't already addressed.)

 

[ZipDisk]

Good Standing: No

 

[Finger Pistols]

Dunno if anyone has said it, but are going to pool in and buy the balldobunker? I'd kick in a couple hundred bucks for the biggest troll of all time

I'd rather not give Nick any money. Everyone's money is better spent elsewhere rather than buying a water damaged house, with a silent hill looking bathroom, that is probably haunted by Magi-chan and a corner demon.