Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mr.Bucket]

He originally wasn't looking to buy a Rustang, he had other stuff on his shortlist like a C8 Corvette and really wanted something with AWD. The reason why he picked up the Rustang is that the local stealership managed to get a new one for immediate delivery and cut him a decent deal, which swayed him because he could get his limited edition 750 horsepower retard rocket and slide it into a ditch NOWWWW instead of having to wait several months for a manufacturing slot or reduce himself to buying used.

He didn't get a decent deal. He paid thousands of dollars of dealership markup on it. I forget how much but it was like around $20,000 markup. He paid like a retard.
You never pay above MSRP. If a dealership tries to screw you on that you tell them to get bent and go somewhere that doesn't treat their customers like retards(good luck on that, especially with Ford dealerships). Unless you're Rekieta... because then you're a retard.

 

[Oh Darn]

Completely wild guess, doesn't the mortgage roughly line up with his "Worst Day Ever"? IIRC that was around May 2022, but maybe whatever events led up to that started earlier than we thought. Although I can't think of any reason he'd immediately need $300k, besides something like gambling or drug debts.

Clock me if someone already brought this up, but we know Kayla had plastic surgery around this time right? I want to say that she got work done a few months before hedo, and that would track with him talking about her ruined body. I remember distinctly him having at least one stream where he was in a hotel room and she was post-op from a then-unknown procedure.

Did this frothing retard lose his house to pay for his wife’s tummy tuck and boob job???

 

[You're MDNWU]

Actually surprised Nick hasn't sold any of his kids to Melton to cover these debts.

 

[Beavis]

Okay so I'm sorry I just got here and I'm catching up on this.
Rackets lost his house because he was too busy snorting money up his nose rather than paying the mortgage.

The home was paid off. He took out a home equity loan for 300k because the money from his trust, Vic case, Rittenhouse case, and soon Depp case weren’t enough to fund his lifestyle.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

WAIT, IS THE MAIN BALLDO BUNKER IN FORECLOSURE???
(Or did he just not pay a few bills? Or both?)
I think I may have stumbled onto something...

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That's Nick & Kayla's address.

I'll need some translation on this, it's not my wheelhouse. It sure sounds like foreclosure.
When I was recently looking at the West Central Tribune for information on Jim Felt (my prior post), I found this, kept it open on my laptop, and only just looked closely.

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Clicking through to the details:
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so can he pay these back payments?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Did he ever talk about NFT's/Crypto/GME stocks or some other bullshit?

Well there’s the 20k a month in booger sugar but idk if that qualifies as an investment since I’m not a smart internet lawyer like Nick rekeita

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I’m guessing we're not getting the 5k locals gift now, right?

Never stop believing! We'll get it one day!

 

[Finger Pistols]

Absolute nigger behavior

I love how the discourse as of late is about who outnigs who.

I can't believe that the whitest man in this sektor is a black man who enjoys his comics.

Eric Julay is a happily married, successful businessman, who delivered his product in time and built a fanbase. Even if his comic is terrible in my opinion. While his detractors are:

• A soon-to-be homeless, non-practicing Lawyer, Nick "White bread ass nigga" Rekieta.
• A disgusting midget felon who does piss porn with a retarded girl that he and his circle groomed, Riley.
• A sweaty Mexican wannabe LA comedian who engaged in the most niggerish behavior to ruin another man's business by snitching to a company and also likes to get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow; JuJu.
• A felon pig who abandoned the country and the name his daddy gave 'im, Ralph.
• A wannabe LA comedian pedophile who couldn't even deliver his shitty comic in time, Juju's sidekick.

Another Eric W!

 

[Desktop User2]

Actually surprised Nick hasn't sold any of his kids to Melton to cover these debts.

I thought Melton was due to hang around with Nick soon, no?

...but I might have to stay the night with Nick, and we might have to share sweet somethings. They're like sweet nothings but way more calories.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

LOL

Imagine fucking up your life this badly

 

[The Noticer]

The difference is that Nick acts fully black while Tiger is only half black.

Nick grew up on dem skreets, which is handy since he'll be living on the street after his home(s) are taken

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Lmao

Fucking lmao

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

I feel so badly for the kids.

Yeah this is the thing for me, while I do find it extremely funny that this retard went and remortgaged his home while he was already swimming in cash just to snort it all up his nose, the impact on the kids does get me pretty MATI not going to lie.

If the degenerate hell he put them through wasn't bad enough, turning the family home into a crack den, risking their lives daily by driving like a lunatic while high, forcing sexually inappropriate topics and conversations on them, and even dosing one of them with cocaine, now he's gone and put them at risk of homelessness just so he could live like a nigger for a few extra months.

At this point I'm actually starting to think his actions are at least partly motivated by a genuine hatred of his children and desire to purposefully cause them harm for "ruining his life" with responsibility. Before I just assumed he was driven solely by hedonistic desire and just didn't care how it impacted his kids, but now there's just been too many instances of him seemingly going out of his way to make their lives hell, and every time he does something to them or even talks about them I sense this undercurrent of malice that goes beyond simple negligence.

 

[ddlloo]

It's just bizarre. It really is.

I'm quite confident that it won't get to the stage where he officially loses the house and is forced out (and he'll spin that as being the be all and end all, and that everything else is bullshit), but the fact it got to this stage is, frankly, baffling.

 

[Strix454]

So, he bought the house cash (probably with help from daddy), then while literally making thousands of dollars a day, he took out a mortgage on it? For what? To have more in his checking account to snort up his nose?

That's...got to be the dumbest possible course of action. He reverse mortgaged himself into foreclosure? Holy shit, Nick. I mean...damn, I'm impressed.

Dumber yet is making big money from streaming a few years later and buying new cars & trash art rather than paying any of that mortgage off.

The timing of the mortgage is also suspicious, since it's a bit too early for the time that the superchats really dried up.

But the timing is almost perfect for when he stopped practicing law and effectively stopped working.

 

[FedPostalService]

Weird thing is Nick could have streamed daily talking about Warhammer or minor traffic cases and got passive income aggressively ignoring superchats calling him a cuck, it would have satisfied his humiliation fetish, and he could have taken his post-stream boner to service April.

It’s nuts how someone can fuck up this badly.

 

[Meat Target]

So Crackets was making a million dollars in a year and somehow managed to increase his debt. Amazing. I guess Camelot wasn't joking when he said nick spent 20k a month on booze, coke and whores.

This is a really funny time to point out that Nick paid $60k on a shit painting of the Joker when he could have put that cash aside to pay his mortgage instead.

The mismanagement of money by Rekieta, if this is the case, is staggering. No wonder they needed to sell the second property.

He was struggling to pay for his primary residence, meanwhile he was wasting (hundreds of?) thousands on a failing lawsuit over calling someone a pedo on the internet, which could have been fixed with a simple apology - or later on, an out of court settlement. He spent god knows how much on illicit substances, got caught with them. This instantly tanks his already failing career, which was already circling the drain because of his addiction to fancy whiskey and cocaine.

This dude was super chatting a pedophile while LITERALLY losing his house. Those poor children.

Not only is Nick about to win back-to-back Julays, he will have clinched both of them by being worse than Fatrick by every metric.

More gullible (MANdy vs. Josiah Munoz), more irresponsible (neglecting his kids for the sake of his own fun, instead of just disowning them), more vindictive (gayopping, slandering, and committing cybercrime), and more stubbornly prideful (losing money on lawsuits and facing legal and financial ruin just to own the Baby Child Stalkers/Nerd Incel Prudes).

All that's left is to threaten to kill Kayla.

 

[Desktop User2]

Clock me if someone already brought this up, but we know Kayla had plastic surgery around this time right? I want to say that she got work done a few months before hedo, and that would track with him talking about her ruined body. I remember distinctly him having at least one stream where he was in a hotel room and she was post-op from a then-unknown procedure.

Did this frothing retard lose his house to pay for his wife’s tummy tuck and boob job???

Way more likely he got cold called by his investment manager and offered the loan so he could become more liquid on an asset he was given, not bought with his own sweat so no hard attachment.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

LOL

Imagine fucking up your life this badly

Imagine fucking up your life this badly ON PURPOSE.
"I chose my midlife crisis" - Nick Rekieta (I forget where he said this but I distinctly remember him saying it)

 

[Freikstorn]

I thought I'd knock up a little FAQ for people to get caught up - and to see how fucking stupid Nick really is.

Don't forget about not keeping his Law licence current, so he no longer can practice (as if he ever did).