Give me one good reason to get out of bed

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Thread title says it all, baby. I’m cozy as fuck rn.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

How're you gonna stuff your mouth with delicious soyslop if you can't get your fat ass out of bed?

 

[August Levasseur]

You could go get some hot chocolate and become even more cozy

 

[Hellwalker]

It's better to jerk off on a chair than your bed.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

 

[DSP for president 2032]

It's better to jerk off on a chair than your bed.

Why is that?

 

[We Are The Witches]

Daily stretches.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

You can't harass jeets on the street if you stay on your bed

 

[Idiotron]

Your dealer has some good stuff.
It will blow your mind, man.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

How're you gonna stuff your mouth with delicious soyslop if you can't get your fat ass out of bed?

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Your first mistake was assuming I don’t already have goyslop and booze beside my bed

Nice try but warm and cozy this guy remains.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

Peepee poopoo

 

[Black Man Underwear]

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Your first mistake was assuming I don’t already have goyslop and booze beside my bed

Nice try but warm and cozy this guy remains.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

That picture is peak "my life has become unmanageable, and I no longer believe tomorrow will be a new day"

 

[Hellwalker]

Why is that?

I don't know how but it's just better to me. I think that it's because of it being more like an active effort than just jumping on my bed, doing what I do, and then going about my day.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I am downstairs.

 

[Fraiser crane]

 

[The Reluctant Sneeder]

lift heavy weights. cant get a good pump going while laying in bed eating goyslop.

 

[Chudboy]

A beast of a women downstairs waiting for u

 

[Misogenes]

Your bladder only has so much volume.

 

[DJ Grelle]

Don't
Kys