Give me one good reason to get out of bed

[Vapor Sauce]

Beer

 

[isalaide]

You must at all costs avoid pissing in the bed so you must get to a toilet

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Get on my bed.
ASAP.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

I would, but I'm too comfortable.

 

[Figger Nucker]

True nigger behavior. Too lazy to get out of bed.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I will both also get out of your bed, and put on pants. With most people I'm only half that generous.

 

[Cat Phuckers]

Your mom baked chocolate chip cookies, and they're nice and warm. If you stay in bed, they will cool off and not taste as good.

 

[Ed Special]

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Tell me you're a negro, without outright saying it...

 

[DoomsdayElite]

I would imagine you don't enjoy the feeling of your undies full of shit and piss. Or maybe you do. This place attracts hardcore weirdos.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

I begrudgingly got out of bed to check the mail and look what I found.



It’s about damn time!
Happy New Years frens

 

[Elysian]

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

To hang yourself with your gym socks.

 

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

Downward fucking dog