Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Glowie]

Should Nick given physical award? Length of rope with letter "From Kiwifarms with love, lolcow of year XOXOXO"

 

[Kheapathic]

Should Nick given physical award? Length of rope with letter "From Kiwifarms with love, lolcow of year XOXOXO"

I'd like to think Null would secretly have silver 1oz rounds made; one side is the troon wojack hanging itself, the inverse says "You should kill yourself! NOW!"

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

a much deserved foreclosure to end 2024 for retard/faggot/lolcow of the year Nick. he keeps winning.

 

[AnOminous]

ridiculous haircuts

It's funny how Nick has gone from being virtually a folk hero to such a complete and utter lolcow that he can't even do something like get a haircut without looking like an absolute retard.

Forrest Gump looking faggot retard.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It's funny how Nick has gone from being virtually a folk hero to such a complete and utter lolcow that he can't even do something like get a haircut without looking like an absolute retard.
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Forrest Gump looking faggot retard.

Forrest Glum.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

That was the other scam artist, Bill Mack. In which case the 60k checks out.

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The poster I quoted was confusing the artists because Nick was unboxing both the Depp and Joker paintings at the same time. But looking at the style of the Joker thing, it's obviously by Mack, not Waugh.

The 80k price (as per the OP) for Waugh's Johnny Depp scribble seems to be based on another confusion between Waugh and Mack. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu, you might want to list the price of that one as unknown.

The horror villain painting is also listed as 80k in the OP, but probably just cost a couple hundred.

Thanks, I thought Waugh looked younger than I remembered, because last time I looked up Mack. They are both so terrible and so similar I mix them up. Both are preying on the same market; idiots with money but no taste.

Mack seems to prey on Boomers and Waugh the Gen X/elder millennials with extra money. It’s amazing Nick managed to fall for overpriced manufactured art decor targeted to boomers and his own demographic.

It’s a real shame because he could have purchased absolutely amazing art, that would retain or increase in value, for those sums of money. Instead he bought tacky decor art that he couldn’t squeeze more than a thousand or two (if he’s lucky) on the secondary market. Mack and Waugh are slick salesmen, not artists.

 

[MadStan]

Better get the LOTY award out before February null. Hey Nic, you'll have a forwarding address just in case, right? Will April be checking on your mail, yeah?

 

[Rick Nekieta]

How funny was that fart now Rekieta?
(Ralph's only moment of genuine wit/humor)

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I don't want to give Phil a win here, but what fucking option do I have.

Phil doesn't have kids so he will always have the win over Rackets. His dumb life choices will only effect him and his wife, another adult.

Also no one else is fucking his wife so there's also that.

 

[john marston]

I heard Rekieta lost his law license from Steel Toe?

Btw: Hi Aaron, you may be right about Rekieta, but you're still a fag and cuck!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Better get the LOTY award out before February null. Hey Nic, you'll have a forwarding address just in case, right? Will April be checking on your mail, yeah?

I imagine if he gets a little trophy that says "Lolcow of the Year 2024" on it he'll toss it to the ground like that warrant. I won't need to see it, the moment it happens I'll know in my heart of hearts that it did.

As an aside, since Null is back in the US, Goodwill has a multitude of old trophies that can easily be repurposed. It'll cost you like five bucks.

 

[Melty Butter]

Elissa posted the highlights of STMS with Aaron discussing 1) The foreclosure 2) The Farms 3) The law license. It's been a while since I embedded but this seems worth it - it's entertaining.

To the Farms: "suck my dick":

 

[AnOminous]

Mack seems to prey on Boomers and Waugh the Gen X/elder millennials with extra money. It’s amazing Nick managed to fall for overpriced manufactured art decor targeted to boomers and his own demographic.

Remember, Nick is the kind of absolute retard who will wear a Hot Topic belt in public even though literal children would laugh at it and instantly be able to tell it was some mallrat retard shit. The first comment on that idiotic belt was looks like it's from Hot Topic and a few minutes later someone confirmed that yes, it quite literally was from Hot Topic.

I imagine if he gets a little trophy that says "Lolcow of the Year 2024" on it he'll toss it to the ground like that warrant. I won't need to see it, the moment it happens I'll know in my heart of hearts that it did.

He THREW IT ON THE GROUND!
He's not part of your SYSTEM!
He's an ADULT!

 

[Based Yuu Narukami]

Giving this man the award for LOTY is doing him a service at this point. It’s the only win he’ll have had in months

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Remember, Nick is the kind of absolute retard who will wear a Hot Topic belt in public even though literal children would laugh at it

Nick wears what South Park sets on fire.

 

[Berrakh]

And people aren’t voting this man lolcow of the year?

 

[Burt Macklin]

See y’all at the Fantabulous February Foreclosure Festival. Be there or be square!

- Shows how much he bought the home : $650,000
- Home value has gone DOWN starting in November from $845,500 to $794,997 [ -$50,503 ]
- Property taxes have gone UP (because he hasn't paid them?)
- Those who lived in the home previously took care of it, Nick did NOT

Hate to quote myself, but in one month, the home depreciated by +$50k. ONE MONTH. His fucking mustang didn't even depreciate that much in a month, and those things depreciate by the mile, and with the amount he was driving (see traffic tickets, driving in snow, and estimated drug runs/mileage to Minneapolis), Jesus fuck.

By February, if trends suit, it most likely will to go down minimum $150k, maybe +$200k when it gets out all the sex, drugs, and naked Twister that went down there.

More proof when you're just given something by a trust fund and don't work for it, your drug addicted son isn't going to take care of it, even if he says he will in the name of "passing it on to his children." Hopefully his parents stop funding this fucking retard.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Looks like Nick paid $150 to Iowa (Bremer county). july 19, 2022 was when he was in Iowa. Any idea why he was driving in Iowa on that day?

 

[Ah ha']

alright guys we have about a month to crowd fund the purchase of the Balldo-Bunker and turn it into the Kiwi ranch.

Then Null can have a new comfy place to stream and eat cheese.

 

[Oxyjen]

I imagine if he gets a little trophy that says "Lolcow of the Year 2024" on it he'll toss it to the ground like that warrant. I won't need to see it, the moment it happens I'll know in my heart of hearts that it did.

As an aside, since Null is back in the US, Goodwill has a multitude of old trophies that can easily be repurposed. It'll cost you like five bucks.

You can get shit like this on Amazon though, $13.99 for a pack of 12