Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Nick has a bunch of rapes in his future. We probably haven't even imagined them at all. He's so utterly retarded he has fucked himself in ways we haven't even imagined. We will be amazed to find the levels of stupidity he has inflicted on himself, because only Nick is stupid enough to do what Nick has done to himself.

Finally, the new hired IRS agents will bring something positive (laughter at Nick) instead of the usual misery and suffering.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Now that it has been revealed he was too incompetent to pay the mortgage on his first house, this becomes an astonishing piece of stupidity that he has skated on so far.

This is the idiotic bit. Kick them out but then file change of address and get the mortgage on the whoreshack. I'm guessing the interest rate on an investment property made him change it to his main home. $316k would be fine on either home but he fucked himself by putting it on the main home. He's a moron.

 

[Lurking9e9]

 

[Seymour Duncan]

He didn't get a decent deal. He paid thousands of dollars of dealership markup on it. I forget how much but it was like around $20,000 markup. He paid like a retard.
You never pay above MSRP. If a dealership tries to screw you on that you tell them to get bent and go somewhere that doesn't treat their customers like retards(good luck on that, especially with Ford dealerships). Unless you're Rekieta... because then you're a retard.

Huh. I recalled he got called up with a not completely dogshit deal because he had just spent 110 large on the Lincoln SUV, but that's how far internet rumors get you I guess.

 

[MadStan]

In a previous life I dealt with foreclosures and the costs. For the value of THIS home most certainly it is worth salvaging and paying up to save it; but the penalty interest and costs incurred thus far from the lending institution are substantial. It gets pricey and fast. The lender doesn’t give a shit as for them it’s a no-lose situation so they can get hardball with him as they’ve got no downside. However there may also be leans against the property from other parties.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

The maslows hierarchy post is the most self aware post he's made lately. Maybe it's finally occurred to him the kind of situation he's in?

Forgot crack addiction that is actually below physiological needs, as an "acquired physiological dependence".

Huh. I recalled he got called up with a not completely dogshit deal because he had just spent 110 large on the Lincoln SUV, but that's how far internet rumors get you I guess.

Nick's definition of "good deal" would mean you're getting bent over a barrel as a reasonable and logical person.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Nick has a bunch of rapes in his future. We probably haven't even imagined them at all.

I am still waiting for the mega divorce rape from either Nick or Kayla. It's going to happen! NICK REKIETA FOR LOLCOW OF THE DECADE BABY!
It'll only end when he either drinks himself to death or swallows buckshot at this point. The man is on a perpetual downward spiral.

 

[Windy Moors]

Nick complained of his $3k/month “snack” budget but didn’t mention he was skipping mortgage payments at the same time.

I can’t wait to hear his explanation for how this is all really a win. SOMEDAY HE GETS TO TELL THE STORY, GUYZ!

I hope it's a cool story.

Credited to @Chibitzen

Nick became and surpassed DSP in insanity and fiscal irresponsibility. Now all we need is for Nick to get Drexel killed and he'll have the trifecta.

What? DSP killed a nigger?

 

[Brian Oblivion]

In a previous life I dealt with foreclosures and the costs. For the value of THIS home most certainly it is worth salvaging and paying up to save it; but the penalty interest and costs incurred thus far from the lending institution are substantial. It gets pricey and fast. The lender doesn’t give a shit as for them it’s a no-lose situation so they can get hardball with him as they’ve got no downside. However there may also be leans against the property from other parties.

Yeah if I had to venture a guess I would say that if they've let the "big one" lapse there must be other creditors out there looking for blood as well.

 

[thebigdream]

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Damn, cocaine turned him from pre-war to post-war Zelensky

 

[Brian Oblivion]

Damn, cocaine turned him from pre-war to post-war Zelensky

Zelensky is at least doing better personal finance-wise.

 

[Boss Bass]

If I recall correctly, Dax has a BS in CS from UCLA, and some experience in the field.
He's also correct about the absence of a gap in talent. Whites and Asians are much smarter in CS than Indians, on average. It's just that there are so many of them, and white Americans are sadly decadent when it comes to choosing fields of study.

In consulting it also comes down to “average hourly rate”. You saddle a project with 20 do nothings so your $600/hour guys appear as “$79/hour” blended rate. It’s a fucking nightmare.

 

[RotPockets]

Damn, cocaine turned him from pre-war to post-war Zelensky

This but Celeste.

Baby Dick Nick - Failure to Launch

 

[Boss Bass]

In a previous life I dealt with foreclosures […] However there may also be leans against the property from other parties.

 

[Strix454]

I thought Dick Masterson was a failed improv comic. Now he is a failed engineer too?

A real Renaissance man there.

He was never an engineer. He attended Caltech, got bad grades and then became a generic windows application developer drone at a time when (early 2000s) almost anyone with a pulse could get hired into a good job.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Nick may have lost the ol’ Balldo Bunker, but there’s no reason for him to worry. There’s a big, big house waiting for him in the near future. One that a certain other LOTY nominee last year would say he may…enjoy.

 

[RotPockets]

Zelensky is at least doing better personal finance-wise.

About equal.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

People can also lean or lean their cups of lean against a property, which can be just as damaging.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

What? DSP killed a nigger?

Yes. They called him 'T'. DSP refused to give him a ride home and he was murdered.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

It's boggling because most add value to the home. You'll see in the documents I uploaded most of the home's upgrades were done by the owner before Nick. He's the one that depreciated the home by his bullshit, like not fixing a kitchen sink cabinet. If that's the only thing "known of" that he didn't fix, imagine what else there is.

Homes usually go up in value, but not for this trust fund coke-head retard. So I understand your confusion.

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My realtor buddy has explained to me the mortgage amount reported to be taken out is wrong. Everyone says $316k, but he took out almost the entire homes value. See below from Page 14 on my original post [ also posted below ]. He bought the house for $650k. Loan is for 30yrs fixed rate. It was just $316k this year. He will owe more.
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Man I really want that cam footage now. I wanna see what a rotting shit dump it is to make a house DEPRECIATE.

But derrrr I'm a lawyer derrrr I can fix this derrrr...

A real lawyer would know its over the small technical details where you fuck a person and they won't let you fix it over and make sure they give absolute ZERO excuses to let that happen.
But Nick never was a real lawyer, and now is just a cokehead too dumb to even pay on time.

So would we say that his home ownership is now DENIED?

I voted for Destiny instead. I voted for Nick last year and admittedly he deserves it, but I also suspect this faggot gets some satisfaction out of all of this. So while I know he's going too win I don't want him to get that satisfaction.

Why Destiny?
Everyone knew he was a cock sucking faggot already.

Asked AI to draw our boy in a homeless shelter