Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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Tarlach said:
I must come out of lurking to say that I still struggle to believe it. A deathfat was LITERALLY pretending to be retarded. I still question if this is truly the same man on camera.
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it takes a retard to pretend to be retarded

we've gone through this plenty of times now
"retarded" and "pretending" are not necessary opposites, they're just two states of being that can coexist
 
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I never understood how Nic amassed so many followers. Sure, I'll give him credit for his dedication to the long-haul grift, but his endlessly repetitive storylines and horrible over-the-top acting were such a turnoff. He must have gone to The Ricardo Mantalban School of Fine Acting.

 
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I think people that watched him regularly, like maybe some here, can’t believe it was deliberate and don’t see the acting. You, or they, bought in to the entire thing so it was harder to see.

Where someone like me, who saw maybe ten Nick videos-it was obvious it was an act. Bouncing around on that scootypuff making jokes about Amberlynn-just so clear. And I remember him saying he’d lose at 30 and knowing his background, I never doubted it.

I think the perverted stuff has some of you confused but he says he’s a method actor and they’ll do anything and he is married to Orlan. (I think he still is only he hasn’t said-but in a recent video he just say “we” got the bird back. )

Anyway, I do admire the greatest troll in internet history. Now he needs to write a book, or go give lectures to actors or something.

It would not be cute for him to gain and lose again as some say. That’s not a repeatable joke.
 
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Barbarella said:
I think people that watched him regularly, like maybe some here, can’t believe it was deliberate and don’t see the acting. You, or they, bought in to the entire thing so it was harder to see.

Where someone like me, who saw maybe ten Nick videos-it was obvious it was an act. Bouncing around on that scootypuff making jokes about Amberlynn-just so clear. And I remember him saying he’d lose at 30 and knowing his background, I never doubted it.

I think the perverted stuff has some of you confused but he says he’s a method actor and they’ll do anything and he is married to Orlan. (I think he still is only he hasn’t said-but in a recent video he just say “we” got the bird back. )

Anyway, I do admire the greatest troll in internet history. Now he needs to write a book, or go give lectures to actors or something.

It would not be cute for him to gain and lose again as some say. That’s not a repeatable joke.
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i don't believe he was fully concious and in his right mind doing everything he did here
i don't see this as all being one big scripted play, i see perhaps the enterance onto the stage and the final act being played according to a script, but the rest was just a guy who shambled in and figured he would wing it with only a general idea of what he might do, i believe a lot of the horrible decisions were spurs of the moment, a lot of the mental breakdowns were genuine and hidden behind the veil of being a goof.
i find it hard to believe it was all planned, i don't even think he originally planned on gaining weight, i just think he just saw where he was headed and realized he could work with it
 
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He's going on tour.


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Fake Steve Franssen said:
He's going on tour.


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i wonder how far getting famous 'off his music' by supposedly performing a huge stunt for attention will get him
people who love classical instruments like the violin don't usually love watching a gross fuck stuff his face with noodles OR big gay girly drama, if he does get any eyes on him from that crowd, it'll be completely in spite of his antics, not because of them, and might even bail when he starts it up again, which he will
and the types of people who ARE after those sorts of antics won't stick around for classy music
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
i wonder how far getting famous 'off his music' by supposedly performing a huge stunt for attention will get him
people who love classical instruments like the violin don't usually love watching a gross fuck stuff his face with noodles OR big gay girly drama
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I only assume this is more of a conversational format rather than a "music" tour. A lot of YouTubers do these (I know Blaire White did).
 
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Barbarella said:
I don’t know of a head surgery that requires drains, and in my experience, the drains are gravity based so curling them up like he did would be ineffective. Of course he announced his tour without explaining his headgear.
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You might get drains if you have skin removal on your neck. I guess this confirms that he has a lot of excess skin he's taking care off before the tour where he can't control the angles (though it could be him trying to troll, but I doubt it).
 
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Barbarella said:
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He just showed up like this. A bottle of red Gatorade in the shot.

I don’t know of a head surgery that requires drains, and in my experience, the drains are gravity based so curling them up like he did would be ineffective. Of course he announced his tour without explaining his headgear.
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I also don't know of a head surgery that requires the head to be haphazardly swaddled in cotton batting. He's just trying to find new ways to keep the drama amped up and generate buzz. He knows how retarded his followers are.

And who the hell would pay money to see this bozo "on tour"?
 
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giga sapling said:

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The Heart Attack Grill saga is complete.
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Is it just me? Or does he still look pretty off even in post weight loss?

Even after the loose skin surgery, he still looks pretty different from his younger self before he gained weight?

I honestly see this in most people who lose a huge amount of weight.

Their bodies still look pretty off.
This is especially true for their faces, I can quite put my finger on it but they still look a bit off in a way I can't really describe.
 
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