Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[Terfmaster9000]

This is likely a hoax itself, he was apparently recently spotted in a tiktok video skinny while standing in front of an ad for a UFC fight that took place on the 14th.
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Whether he is thin or obese, he is still disgusting, annoying, and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

his is likely a hoax itself, he was apparently recently spotted in a tiktok video skinny while standing in front of an ad for a UFC fight that took place on the 14th.

Isn't that the Los Vegas strip? Is Nick going back to the Heart Attack grill?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

What if the Dimensional Merge has actually started and we have both Skinny and Fat Nikocado in the same timeline now?

 

[3-2-1836]

Isn't that the Los Vegas strip? Is Nick going back to the Heart Attack grill?

Yes, he's on the strip standing on the corner next to Fashion Show Mall, which shows the merge is real

 

[ᚠᚢᚦᚩᚱᚳ]

What if the Dimensional Merge has actually started and we have both Skinny and Fat Nikocado in the same timeline now?

It's Schrödinger's Avocado, where to an outside viewer he's both fat and skinny until the YouTube video is released.

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

What if the Dimensional Merge has actually started and we have both Skinny and Fat Nikocado in the same timeline now?

Into the Cado verse!
I still have a the theory he’s actually a shape shifting symbiote

 

[Barbarella]

Plenty of pics on TikTok of him with fans wearing the same shirt he was wearing when he did the Apple Dance on the escalator.

Once he decided to lose weight he filmed a bunch of “futuristic guesses” about what he thought would happen. It proves he did plan to lose weight, at least.

Nik went to Julliard so his violin playing cant be that bad.

 

[Caesar]

Since when where you under the impression that I wasn't using Kyoka Suigetsu doing a social experiment?

 

[La Flanaderia de Flan]

shouldn't this thread be moved to lolcows of history by this point?

 

[The Un-Clit]

shouldn't this thread be moved to lolcows of history by this point?

Not while shit's ongoing. At this point it seems like Nico's story will only end when he's dead.

 

[La Flanaderia de Flan]

Not while shit's ongoing. At this point it seems like Nico's story will only end when he's dead.

i don't think anything noteworhy will come out again, by this point the thread discussion has derailed to just talk about whether nikocado is fat or skinny

 

[Aquinas 2]

i don't think anything noteworhy will come out again, by this point the thread discussion has derailed to just talk about whether nikocado is fat or skinny

lolcows of history is for the dead or imprisoned

 

[Canard]

I don't think this beings saga is nearly over. He might get fat again... Or he will do something else degenerate again. I don't think it ends here, at some point when money has run out as it tends to do something new will happen.

 

[Candidae]

He started off a raw (or raw til 4) vegan and routinely made videos to rile people up from the start before his controversial (for vegans) leaving veganism video and later fatty arc. There's no way the milk ends with his weight loss. He's always been a drama hoe and clearly is still one

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Probably shouldn't say this but his cock must look huge now. it was amazing when he was 300+ now it must literally look like a 3rd leg.

More proof of backlogging posts. From a TikTok posted in 2023 — Taki’s expired in October of 2021

my question, especially looking back at posts, is how the fuck did no one question or even come up with the possibility that he was backlogging the posts until now? We need to admit its a massive Kiwifarms L for him to pull that off.

but didn't they lose hundreds of lbs by dieting and working out like it was their job?

yes and it was roughly as much as Nicky lost, but they did it in 3 months, not 7.

Before that it was just making you high on amphetamines, so you were too fucked up to think about eating.

nah, the high goes away way before the need for food kicks in, it just turns hunger into less of a necessary activity and more like "reading a book" or "watching a movie" where you do it if you want to. The way it should be in general but too many people especially boomers go "3 meals a day!" Way too few people eat because their stomach wants it and more because "its 4pm, time for food!"

I had to rid myself of anxiety from "wasting food" by not "cleaning my plate" because of "those kids in Africa".

another great example, its even worse when a family has kids that move out because people don't understand portions or portion control worth a fuck.

I can't imagine that that is possible with just caloric deficit and exercise.

again almost every person on the biggest loser knocks out 9lbs a week at minimum in weight loss. When you have nothing else going on its simple. as long as you give a shit its rather easy to lose even 5 pounds a week if you got support. even fit people can knock out 2 pounds a week in weight loss just by extra exercising.

You're also assuming its an average weight loss, 9 lbs every week. when youre 300+ you can lose 9 pounds in a shit. the weight really does slide right off when you're huge.

What a waste of violin skills.

just by being a lolcow he's easily gotten more people to watch/listen to his violin skills than any professional violinist out there.

This was posted on Instagram by the admin of an alterative themed meme account on Sept 11th as well, matches in every way

when he was fat and especially in the last two years no one was taking photos with him or took pictures of him out and about. and now everyone in vegas recognizes him, like are fat people really that common in vegas that as a twink he stands out like a sore thumb?

 

[orangecat]

Probably posted before but I watched this breakdown of Nikocado and a good point is brought in the last 20-30 minutes about his motivations (that everything he did was to promote his only fans for people who are into watching someone get 'uncontrollably' fat ). It makes everything less confusing in my eyes.

 

[Barbarella]

I saw him say once, when he was still fat, that he was in complete control, and planned to lose the weight and maybe come back and do weight loss content.

I wish I remember where I saw it but I’ll look for it.

Maybe when the trolling ends he’ll get serious about showing people how to do it. He doesn’t look super fit though, he hasn’t incorporated lifting, looks like cardio only. It’d be cool if he and Hungry Fat Chick collaborated and he was able to help her get thin. I suspect she’s a lost cause though.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I saw him say once, when he was still fat, that he was in complete control, and planned to lose the weight and maybe come back and do weight loss content.

I wish I remember where I saw it but I’ll look for it.

Maybe when the trolling ends he’ll get serious about showing people how to do it. He doesn’t look super fit though, he hasn’t incorporated lifting, looks like cardio only. It’d be cool if he and Hungry Fat Chick collaborated and he was able to help her get thin. I suspect she’s a lost cause though.

He won't do anything to help her (at this point, she's helping him by continuing to do mukbang collabs), but when she goes, he will capitalize on it to the fullest, releasing retrospective vids and fake crying.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

i wonder what his relationship is like with other mukbangers now, specifically the fat ones
sure they might be happy for him, but i doubt it, some people, especially women with that little self control, don't usually desire to see someone achieve what they've dreamt of in the blink of an eye and then sit there and act giddy all the same, i fully believe many of his relationships are built PURELY on the fact that they're both fatties

where the hell is the Colombian feller

 

[1000 bugs]

I haven't had the chance to finish the video yet, but it seems that he is skinny again and this was all one big social experiment according to Nick.

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What does he mean by "social experiment"? Acting insane on YouTube and gaining lots of weight in a short amount of time will garner attention. Don't really understand how that's an experiment.