Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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CADO IS ACTUALLY FAT !!!!! HE WAS 4 STEPS AHEAD !!!
he posted this video on his socials !
instagram
TikTok
tiktok archive (for some reason it's really weird and cant show comments)

I really wish he didn't go the weird gay OF shit. This is almost god tier mindfuckery level trolling. It's almost, I dare say, based if he's doing this intentionally just to fuck with people.

Well that's a prerecorded video if I've ever seen one lol,
and I'll give the coinslot this he is much smarter than he let's on at least in terms of keeping attention on himself when he wants it.

The dude was an incredibly skilled violin player. That normally indicates some level of intelligence beyond the standard. I think he's another example of someone that flew too close to the sun and went completely fucking insane in the flames. Kinda sad in a way.
 
Nick may have lost the weight, but the consequences of his "social experiment" are irreversible. I can congratulate him for essentially doing a 360 turn and making internet history. But give it time and the man we all loved to hate will be dead from heart disease, and we will all know why.
By that logic drug users, smokers, and alcoholics shouldn't give up their vices because "damage done lol!"

Yes the damage is probably done, but that doesn't mean you should continue to damage your body further.
 
This is likely a hoax itself, he was apparently recently spotted in a tiktok video skinny while standing in front of an ad for a UFC fight that took place on the 14th.
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I took this photo last week and you can see the construction on the Venetian which started last month.
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By that logic drug users, smokers, and alcoholics shouldn't give up their vices because "damage done lol!"

Yes the damage is probably done, but that doesn't mean you should continue to damage your body further.
I wonder how people would react if a creator picked up a hardcore addiction for several years just to own the internet, then secretly got clean while people were watching pre-recorded vids of them nodding out or raging like a meth head. Like yeah, it's great they're in recovery and all, but it was dumb af to become a junkie for the lolcow-dom.
 
To think the whole time I was more worried about meeting Russel Gueer in the wild since he's a uber driver in Las Vegas.
I am desperately hoping a kiwi farmer bumps into him in the wild. I always imagined him to be a World of Tshirts type, regularly getting into conflicts with randos on the street and then runs away reeeing.
 
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It amuses me how he makes all the fatsos seethe with how it's impossible to lose weight and he *must* be faking this.

It's not like self-discipline and putting down the fork works.

lol I don’t know if I’d call it self discipline. More like mental illness.

If he came back fit I’d be impressed. But looks like the faggot just starved himself until he was skinny again. He looks like shit.

probably went back to some gay ass watermelon fasting or whatever it was he was doing back in his vegan cult days.

Would have been more impressive if he came back with some muscle. It’s great he lost weight but all he did was do nothing until he got skinny.
 
This is likely a hoax itself, he was apparently recently spotted in a tiktok video skinny while standing in front of an ad for a UFC fight that took place on the 14th.
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Unless he is standing next to a gigantic wall that bounces that warm light onto him, at light box strength, this looks photo manipulated.
The face feels off, just a touch too dark.

Schrodinger's heavy boi.
 
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Unless he is standing next to a gigantic wall that bounces that warm light onto him, at light box strength, this looks photo manipulated.
The face feels off, just a touch too dark.

Schrodinger's heavy boi.
It's the Las Vegas strip during the morning, the warm light is reflecting off of the Palazzo and the Wynn across the street onto him.
 
CADO IS ACTUALLY FAT !!!!! HE WAS 4 STEPS AHEAD !!!
he posted this video on his socials !
instagram
TikTok
tiktok archive (for some reason it's really weird and cant show comments)
You kinda have to admire how he could come up with an elaborate trolling plan that involves losing 250 pounds and actually pulling it off.
 
CADO IS ACTUALLY FAT !!!!! HE WAS 4 STEPS AHEAD !!!
he posted this video on his socials !
instagram
TikTok
tiktok archive (for some reason it's really weird and cant show comments)
> I'm scared for society actually
Me too, people will believe in anything.
 
This is likely a hoax itself, he was apparently recently spotted in a tiktok video skinny while standing in front of an ad for a UFC fight that took place on the 14th.
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Whether he is thin or obese, he is still disgusting, annoying, and I would not have sex with him.
 
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