Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Nothing says Classy like wearing a buc-ee's shirt at NYE
At least his dandruff will not look as obvious with the stars and sparkles lmao

It doesn't even wish anybody a Happy New Year, it's like an employee uniform for January-February 2025.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Also keep in mind this was 3 years ago, not 13 years ago.

It might as well be from 13 years ago since he has done this video so many fucking times over the years. He has been talking about losing weight and fixing his health the entire time he has had an online presence.

Whenever I see him do this routine I always want to ask why is he suddenly doing it now? Why didn't you start doing it twenty years ago before you starting having really severe health problems due to your weight? After you experienced your first official stroke? When you lost use of your one arm? When you got diagnosed with diabetes? When you blew out both of your legs from merely walking? Why now?

 

[Marc]

It's always because Jack's found a new diet promising him that he can eat as much as he wants. He dick-rides anything promising him everything for nothing (in the way of effort, anyway).

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

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Nothing like celebrating the new years with a Buc-ees outfit on, I guess?

Bucc-ees doesn’t sell that shirt.

It’s from temu https://www.temu.com/funny-buc-arou...-neck-casual-fit-black-g-601099767186294.html

Jack is a cuck to corporate mascots

Happy new year. Blame the jews

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Nothing like celebrating the new years with a Buc-ees outfit on, I guess?

If there was anything that screamed, "I have no class" it's this.

 

[Puggers]

Jack giving tips for anyone trying to commit a mass casualty event. He's a fucking nutcase. OBJ

 

[biggacracka]

Jack giving tips for anyone trying to commit a mass casualty event. He's a fucking nutcase. OBJ

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He could have said the same in a different tone:
"Thank God he only attacked at 3:15am instead of midnight"
Still retarded, still saying the same thing, but radically different. Silver lining vs "I would've done better"

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Jack giving tips for anyone trying to commit a mass casualty event. He's a fucking nutcase. OBJ

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I get the gist of what he is saying. He of course is trying to make a dumb conspiracy theory out of it, but it would seem a little odd that a terrorist launched an attack in the early morning hours when most people are off the streets rather than earlier in the night when people are still out and about.

What fatty isn't taking into account is that A) it is Bourbon Street, New Orleans, an area known for having an active night crowd where partying occurs all night. And B) that it was New Years Eve stupid. People are going to be out and about the entire night, not just at midnight when the year turns over. Hell, in college parties at my campus usually didn't start dying down until 3:30-4:30 in the morning. One Halloween weekend I remember everyone was still out and only beginning to head home after sunrise.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack giving tips for anyone trying to commit a mass casualty event. He's a fucking nutcase. OBJ

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He's definitely doing boomer conspiracy theories since I know this from my grandpa but a lot of elderly or very conservative people think it is most dangerous to be at any major city celebrating the New Year coming because there will be a terrorist attack any day now.

 

[densedance]

 

[p1138]

So for some reason Fatty has an arancini on a plate in front of himself... well that's not carnivore.

Fatty complains that a half chicken isn't enough meat for him. Says the polenta it came with looked good, didn't actually film his plate, and it seems like maybe he didn't tell the friends(who we'll probably never see again) about his carnivore larp and just ate the shit he wasn't supposed to be eating.

Also he thinks the sams club chickens injected with saline and other shit are better because they have MOAR GUD MEAT, so even though the chicken he got at the restaurant tasted GUD, it wasn't enough to satiate the wendigo, so they probably stopped at a fast food place on the way home.

 

[Marc]

Aside from Jack repeatedly pronouncing bruschetta "bris-ketta" and never being able to remember details about the restaurant's name or menu, these moments made me laugh:

 

[SteveGoatman]

This restaurant might be decent and run by lovely people...but I love how Jack's thumbnail of dessert looks like an egg salad sandwich, and, pet peeve, I hate that stupid zig zag sauce plating underneath it. Having said all that, you'd think a pretend dago like Jack could pronounce bruschetta correctly.

 

[Starefag]

Aside from Jack repeatedly pronouncing bruschetta "bris-ketta"

>Can't pronounce Bruschetta right
>Uses 'Parmesan cheese product" instead of the actual hard cheese
>Repeatedly fucks up tomato sauce by making it too watery and being unable to sit the fuck down and let something simmer
This fat fuck is about as Italian as Chris Chan is Cherokee.

 

[Marc]

I remind everyone that Jack's ancestry results specified "Arab."

 

[Zhores Medvedev]

Aside from Jack repeatedly pronouncing bruschetta "bris-ketta" and never being able to remember details about the restaurant's name or menu, these moments made me laugh:

He took a shitty picture of this chicken, so we cant see if its a full half or not, but if the restaurant was using decent chicken (IE not hormone injected corn feed franken birds that have been ballooned) that looks like a pretty reasonable size to me. Like real chickens are big, but not that big. Imagine you are the restaurant owners and you pay the extra dollar to have decent quality poultry and some ham planet jackass posts a review going "NOT HALF A CHICKEN DURR" because the are completely disconnected from what food really is. Like sorry we all don't enjoy your engorged Tyson bug chickens you fucking mong

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Nice guy Jack is spreading the cheer for the new year.

EDIT: The only things Jack spreads is cheese or Tammy's cheeks for black dick.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

More like a special day for a special gentleman. We all know Jack is just excited to show up and eat the food.

 

[Tiresome]

Awww isn't that sweet, and the rotund, immobile, head-lolling, cockeyed, sub-average IQ, half-paralyzed, gurgling and unintelligible Jack will be the most special needs child in the room.

 

[biggacracka]

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Nice guy Jack is spreading the cheer for the new year.

EDIT: The only things Jack spreads is cheese or Tammy's cheeks for black dick.

I'm suuuuure he won't go there just for the free food and make some disable kid starve by eating fucking everything