Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Big Beefus]

I saved this picture to do something with a few days ago and I've had this flat face taunting me every time I open up the app. I had a moment of inspiration today and wanted to see it through.

It took a bit of work, but I figured out how to make his face even flatter. Don't mind the background, I messed up the old one so bad that I decided to choose a new one.


Oh, and Happy New Year!

 

[and I must scream]

I came across this recommended video on youtube.
This HSTS tranny claims to be intersex and born with both male and female parts. He also claims at one point in the video to have "everything down there (like a female)" and had menstrual periods and gotten pregnant. He also claims he can both get someone pregnant and also become pregnant; which if you didn't know there is absolutely nobody that can do that in record.

Every time I see some person claiming they are intersex I want someone to ask them: what's the name of the condition that render you intersex? (And no, "hermaphrodite" is not a name of a specific medical condition.)

I see sometimes people in comments in places like youtube who claim they are intersex, and I always ask them what's the name of their condition. So far, I've never got any reply from them but I get replies from other people, saying that this is an incredibly rude thing to ask because that's private and not everyone feel comfortable sharing such private information. And I'm like, lol sorry? This random person on the internet that no one knows just said they are intersex, but saying what kind of condition they have that makes them intersex, that's too much?

I guess these fake intersex are either too lazy to go and check what intersex conditions exist because that means they actually have to read about it and understand exactly what that means - they can't just make up whatever their heart fancy if that's a condition everyone can go and read about - or they don't even know there are different known conditions that classify you as intersex. Either way, every time I see someone claiming to be intersex but not sharing the actual condition, I suspect they are lying.

Well I did do some more research by looking at his instagram page. Here's all the relevant info I've gathered:

• He's super super religious.
• He was raised male.
• Was homeless at one point and going by the text below he was almost homeless again a few months back
• He was raped repeatedly at 8 years old onward by a family member; he claimed this was "vaginally"
• He transitioned into a woman in college
• Admits he only found out he was a "hermaphrodite" when he went to the doctor as an adult
• Everyone thinks he's delusional; including his own mother
• Mother says he's making up the pregnancy
• His only evidence for his pregnancy is his massive man gut; talks to an interviewer like that's irrefutable evidence.
• Talks in the video about how he was turned down at natal care clinics; this part really shows how naive the commenters are as this would only happen if he was a delusional tranny.
• Despite this lack of natal care, talks on about requiring a c-section.
• He claims he had a miscarriage due to the lack of care. The husband looks very uncomfortable in the video.

lol I love that. Have two sets of genitals, male and female, but only discovered he is intersex as adult. Was raped vaginally at the age of 8 despite growing up as a boy but never realized something is wrong. Got period despite being raised as a boy and still didn't suspect something is wrong. So what was he thinking all that time supposedly, that his mother raised him as a boy despite being a girl for shit and giggles? And that other set of genitals, did it grow up later or what?

And like you said I don't believe any natal care clinic would refuse to care for a pregnant woman, if only because they fear lawsuit. And he has a miscarriage because of that but didn't sue these clinics? Yeah sure. Very believable.

 

[judegdubey]

@monstrous bubo

It’s actually a teenage boy and his mother has a history of basedness, as does his ex-girlfriend. He dyed his hair teal, plays D&D, and calls himself SuperOtaku127, but you already guessed all of that.

Somehow that makes it even funnier, I'd assumed it was a pooner what with the crying into his pillow and all.

For their sake I hope their closer to 13 than 18 on the slim chance they might wake up to their patheticness. Unlikely I know, especially with their tranny hugbox.

 

[Necrosan]

Happy new year! Hope you thought of some resolutions and goals for yourself but the real question is, how did our friends on Reddit do last night?


I don't know why but I chuckled out loud when I read that reaction.

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I DIY, my mom found another vial of hormones and yelled at me, calling me and "my people" disgusting, monsters, against nature. It went on for two hours, right up until 11:53.

She told me I should just kill myself, that I'm a disgrace to her and my dad.

I went to use the bathroom.

I came back at fucking 11:59, god this plays out like such a bad tv show. She says happy new years and I break down, that's all I wanted to hear from her.

I just want to have a happy relationship with her, I cried so hard, I just want to forget all of this.

And then she calls me son.

I don't even know what to feel anymore, my tears stopped the second she said that. This is so fucking cringe, but symbolically this hits me so hard. It hurts so much to start the year and "son" is the first word I hear.

Doesn't help that I literally came out last year, on the morning of new years. Why is this still happening.

Mother gets some liquid courage in her veins to fistfight the demon that has taken her baby boy away.

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So was chillin with my lil bro and my cousin for new years. My cousin left and my parents came home roaring drunk.

My mom comes up to me and gets in my face, then starts yelling at me how she doesnt love me and how I ruined her life. After more yelling in my face she takes my glasses off (which are brand new) then proceeds to mangle them right in front of me. Then she starts hitting me and pulling my hair.

My dad and little brother stop watching then pull her off me. I run away and still hear her yelling and kicking and screaming.

I put my shoes on and grab my car keys. As im walking out i say "make sure she doesnt break my shit", because thats what she does when she has her episodes (this sort of thing happens somewhat often).

My dad shoots back "thats all you care ablut?". "No it isnt" "well sounds like you care more about your stuff than the family".

He goes on how he didnt send me to engineering school to become a girl and how he simply wont fund it. That I need to get out or go to college. That even if i go to college he still doesnt trust me, that im a liar and a schemer. That im ruining their lifes by making this "choice". How my brothers and everyone else hates it. The worst thing he said was "you cant get a girlfriend so your cashing in all your chips and becoming a girl"

During this entire conversation my mother is screaming her lungs out and perpetually walks down the hallway trying to grab me. Saying things like "your dead to me" "you are not my baby" "you were the devil since you were born"

The worst part is even a month on E I still feel distant from emotions. I just felt kind of scared, hearing those things hurt but i feel like i should be more sad.

Like honestly? When I came out a month ago i thought I would get pushback and confusion, but as time goes on they would accept it, not a super big deal. They are rational educated people, they said its ok to be gay to me in the past but when their effiminate son comes out as trans its the end of the world. Its such a big deal they are willing to disown me and throw me out. I never thought they would.

Then as i already left my mother calls to tell me i need to chose one of 2 doors.

Then she texts me i love you

And im the mentally unwell one

Sister does a drive-by dunk on his gooner brother (And he is, a bad one given his post history). Wife has to deal with the effectiveness of the life-saving healthcare.

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So on the 30th my sister came over to grill me about someone hacking into my snap chat and using pictures of her friend who's name is actually jade ..... so i guy used to know is pretending to be jade on my snap chat and catfishing a old friend of mine .

So when when my sister was talking to me she she said " i know your trans name is jade and I'm not getting into that with you " .... it was the way she said it , like me being trans was just me being ridiculous or something.

Well after she left my thought where going kinda nuts ..... I couldn't sleep at all . All I could thing was well if she thinks I'm being ridiculous then everyone must think that ... and what's the point then , if knowone can except we for me i might as well not be alive.

So I cot a knife and cut myself to see if it would actually hurt , all I thought was yea i could this. My wife caught me just in time .

I was doing so well mentally in the 9 months since coming out , but her comment sent me back to square one

I wish you all a happy new year

Mom finds son's Discord account, son tries to argue with her using soyence.

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On Christmas, my mom saw my discord dm and saw my username (Alexis) and she blamed herself for letting me get "Manipulated", since she talks about how people with autism are more easily manipulated, so then spends a week shaming and berating me for who i am. Tries everything she can to cut me off from my supportive friends, plays victim, and I tell her that i feel happy and authentic and she responds with, word for word - "And that's the crazy shit I'm talking about, we need to get you a therapist" and keeps telling me I dont know what i want. I bring her tons of studies proving that trans people are valid, but she believes that they are all agenda to brainwash people into becoming trans. She even rejected studies from Belgium, just because they are in the UN, thus automatically meaning that they are full of shit. She cries and says "The lack of empathy is absurd... You're really just going to not care when your whole family walks away from you?..." bitch, if you're gonna treat me like this, please do.

Now I feel a bit of shame anytime my friends use my girl name. I hate being this way, I feel like an abomination. I know I shouldn't feel this way, but I cant help but feel this guilt.

I fucking hate her. When she's disabled and old, Im dropping her ass off at an assisted living and never going by there again. When she dies, I'll cross dress to her funeral, spit on her open casket and walk straight out. I'll sleep like a kitten that night.

Rant over, stay safe girls <33

Last but not least: Misery loves company.

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and every year only gets more n more empty. lost a majority of my friends + all of my isolation has left me alienated and strange. im gonna go get fucked up at the bar and be invisible to all of the men there

happy new year, girls. i hope i find the strength to end my pathetic life this year

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

and every year only gets more n more empty. lost a majority of my friends + all of my isolation has left me alienated and strange. im gonna go get fucked up at the bar and be invisible to all of the men there

happy new year, girls. i hope i find the strength to end my pathetic life this year

Ah, trans joy. How’s that ‘authentic’ life treating you? Oh no, people aren’t playing along like you think they’re supposed to?

I know, it’s horrifying to learn that other people have lives and interests of their own, and they don’t exist just to validate you. So sad, too bad.

Tl;dr tranny makes himself unfuckable, cries about being unfuckable. That’s what happens when you base your entire self-worth on playing porn star 24/7.

At least the stupidity gets pushed back on.

 

[Syikeblade]

Here's some anti-transandrophobia statement

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It amazes me how so many women defend the worse kinds of men and expect no consequences from it, I don't get it other than serverly low self worth.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Happy new year! Hope you thought of some resolutions and goals for yourself but the real question is, how did our friends on Reddit do last night?

What a joyful post to ring in the New Year!

The worst thing he said was "you cant get a girlfriend so your cashing in all your chips and becoming a girl"

Boomer dad has him clocked. Kinda sad when it's so obvious.

fucking hate her. When she's disabled and old, Im dropping her ass off at an assisted living and never going by there again. When she dies, I'll cross dress to her funeral, spit on her open casket and walk straight out. I'll sleep like a kitten that night.

Lmao nice posturing, there's a good chance mom will outlive him. Not even because of the 41%, these autistic men take such bad care of themselves to begin with, and then they take hormones and other drugs/alcohol, I think we'll get a whole wave of excess deaths of troons in their 30s-40s.

 

[YWNBAM]

why women love faggots so much when they are notorious for abusing women

Over the years I've come to the conclusion that it's a humiliation fetish hidden behind ally virtue signalling. These women are quite attracted to men, but have come to hate the idea of women being intimate with men. So they see faggots as the perfect alternative - a handsome guy who is sensitive and openly sexual, but also doesn't get involved with other women much, and attracts other brooding men to boot. A sort of better-than-you gal pal that you get to sexualise and ogle from a safe distance as a bonus, and maybe live some experiences through.

Spoiler: Reasoning based on limited personal fandom experience (lame and gay)

More than a few female creators I had followed in the past really loved the idea of a violently misogynistic gay man character in the stories they were writing. They would always make him state how much he doesn't like women and loves sucking dicks and somehow that was supposed to be funny or endearing to their mostly straight female audiences. A lot of manga and manhwa series thrive on fujo money, so the creators often include a few of these types in their stories, and usually the faggot ends up killing or abusing a female character along the way. But since he also lusts after that one spesshul guy, it somehow makes this particular misogynist a chungus wholesome husbando, even though these women know he would be coldly indifferent to them at best or a violent beast at worst.

This kind of attitude also carries over into the real world as well, with how many faghags online are willing to excuse their gay buddies for everything. The voyeuristic coom is too strong, so their common sense turns off.

 

[Hubelublub]

Happy new year! Hope you thought of some resolutions and goals for yourself but the real question is, how did our friends on Reddit do last night?

I love uplifting stories of failtroons. Makes me feel all warm and happy inside.

 

[Sean Andalou]

New L to kick off the new year.
The story so far -- Pooner's boyfriend trooning out and ...

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I am 6 months on low-dose T and while my libido has been thru the roof, I don’t wanna have sex with my partner. I don’t know if it’s an issue with not being attracted to them anymore, or if it has more to do with not feeling great about my body right now, or both. But every time they initiate anything, I just don’t want it. They recently came out to me as transfem and have started socially transitioning & will be starting HRT later this month.

I love them & support their transition. i’m proud of how far we’ve both come in the 8 years we’ve been together. But for some reason I just am so not interested in having sex with them anymore. We’ve tried all the queerest sex. So it’s not an issue of not wanting to do certain things. We have a ton of options. It almost makes me upset when they even talk about sex.

Today I went in their room (yes we have separate rooms, they snore super loud and I’m a light sleeper), and started jokingly humping them & they actually got turned on by it and wanted me to get them off and I just completely shut down. Idk what to do. I feel bad, in the back of my mind I think they are just not my type anymore. I prefer more butch/masc people and they’ve been dressing super feminine and girly lately and doing their makeup. Which again, I love and am supportive of!

We’ve been thru something like this before kind of, 3.5 years ago. I came out as a lesbian (was still identifying as non-binary at that time) and they weren’t out to me yet, and obviously hadn’t started transitioning. And we ended up temporarily separating bc they were still living their life as a man & I had come to the conclusion that I didn’t wanna be with a cishetero man ever.

Eventually they came out to me and we worked things out. We also have a child together. Our relationship is really great right now. Things have been peaceful and we’re both happy. But I just do not think I’m going to be able to satisfy them sexually.

I don’t want to hurt them. Idk what to do.

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The main point here:

... I love them & support their transition. i’m proud of how far we’ve both come in the 8 years we’ve been together. But for some reason I just am so not interested in having sex with them anymore. We’ve tried all the queerest sex. So it’s not an issue of not wanting to do certain things. We have a ton of options. It almost makes me upset when they even talk about sex.

Today I went in their room (yes we have separate rooms, they snore super loud and I’m a light sleeper), and started jokingly humping them & they actually got turned on by it and wanted me to get them off and I just completely shut down. Idk what to do. I feel bad, in the back of my mind I think they are just not my type anymore. I prefer more butch/masc people and they’ve been dressing super feminine and girly lately and doing their makeup. Which again, I love and am supportive of! ...

 

[w.a.m.s.]

They recently came out to me as transfem and have started socially transitioning & will be starting HRT later this month.

We’ve been thru something like this before kind of, 3.5 years ago. I came out as a lesbian (was still identifying as non-binary at that time) and they weren’t out to me yet, and obviously hadn’t started transitioning. And we ended up temporarily separating bc they were still living their life as a man & I had come to the conclusion that I didn’t wanna be with a cishetero man ever.

But I just do not think I’m going to be able to satisfy them sexually.

Bet you dollars to donuts he trooned out in hopes that the "lesbian ftm" would find him orientation-compatible again and come back to him. He identifies as attractive to her. (Also sounds like "coming out as a lesbian" and separating was her attempt to leave this guy without actually addressing any problems either of them caused in the relationship.)

I prefer more butch/masc people and they’ve been dressing super feminine and girly lately and doing their makeup. Which again, I love and am supportive of!

Both of them sound insufferable. She is trying so hard to convince herself to stay with someone she can't stand to fuck, and pulling out all the stops to protect his feelings and her reputation - "don't get me wrong, guys, I support their transition and there's nothing wrong with it, and I would never have negative feelings about transition ever!" Uwu trans joy!

 

[and I must scream]

We also have a child together.

I love how she throws this like an afterthought. "Oh, we also have a child together"... You know, we just have a kid together, no biggie. WTF. This is kind of a huge deal. Much harder to just leave someone when you have a kid with them. Also, imagine what the poor kid is going through with all of this gender shit their parents are playing with. Doesn't seem like that child is a priority, at all.

The thing that gets me the most after the child thing is the irony of it all. Despite all the gender lunacy, she has always been a straight girl/woman. She had come out as lesbian in the past (when she still identified as "non-binary", which is also something to comment about - why lesbian if you are not a woman - but whatever), she decided she is a man, but despite everything, through all that bullshit, at the end what she is attracted to is a "cis" straight man. And that is it. The second he starts to transition into a "woman" (or "transfem", whatever, same shit) and starts behave (superficially) and dress like a woman, she loses all sexual attraction and interest. His body hasn't changed yet and she already feels zero attraction to him. And that's with the huge sexual drive testosterone gives her. What a waste of energy. Could've just be a regular man and woman with a kid and spend their energy and resources on something else, like for example the kid, you know, but no, instead they are just wasting it all on fruitless chase for something that will never make them happy or feel completed. Sad.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

There’s a LOT of propaganda, some of it subtle, but it’s still clearly there, that insists women MUST have relationships and keep relationships with faggots and trannies— even if and when these men have HIV, and even if these men fake “straightness” at first in order to rope these women into relationship, and that women must stay, be halpy supportive and positive therapy animals, even when these men emotionally abuse these women and cheat on them…
Prepare for more of this propaganda, at least in the US, as gay male supremacists within the incoming administration want to force women to be baby making service slaves for gay men and trannies. These men also fake their disgust at trannies, as Thiel and Musk have a lot of tranny “fangirls” and Vance is a cross dressing faggot, or so I’ve heard. They like the idea of inflicting sadistic misery on females in a BDSM kind of way.

I don't know where you're gettin' that. Social permission for women to be alone and to do whatever they want without a male partner has never been higher. If anything, the State and the Market encourage and wholeheartedly support it. It's been going on for literal decades, since the "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" 1970s.

Now liberal feminism, on the other hand, calls you a prudish backwards bigot if you don't affirm and accept your porn crazed trans identified husband or if you think that gay men shouldn't be able to rent wombs to get babies via surrogacy.

 

[armfleshween]

Happy New Year everyone, only 19 days until the trans genocide commences!

Here's a small compilation of responses to this post.







"Down in the dumps" Optimistic, but I hope that becomes more than just a saying

 

[Dr. Butt]

Sorry, women who went to military school in the eastern hemisphere, you are not actually women and did not have a girl's childhood, enjoy manhood I guess.

 

[Paper Machete]

Sorry, women who went to military school in the eastern hemisphere, you are not actually women and did not have a girl's childhood, enjoy manhood I guess.
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There is nothing stopping you from wearing cute outfits as an adult. There is nothing stopping you from picking up ballroom dancing so you have an excuse to wear fancy clothes and dance around with other adults. There is nothing stopping you from learning to do makeup. Lots of adults didn't get to experience lots of things in childhood and they just get into it as adults, sometimes it's even more rewarding as an adult since you have control over more of the experience and who you do it with and have matured not to take certain things too seriously. But it's not about genuinely missing out but fetishizing the childhood of the opposite sex and wishing to embody the experience of a child because you're all creeps.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Sorry, women who went to military school in the eastern hemisphere, you are not actually women and did not have a girl's childhood, enjoy manhood I guess.

Never gonna wear a cute school girl outfit
Never gonna go to prom in a dress as a high schooler
Never gonna have that experience of learning makeup young

Never gonna run around and desert you

I'm not sure what the point of whining about this is, when there's not a single thing that anyone on the planet can do about it. Seems like a total waste of energy to me. Always nice to have it confirmed that troons fixate on and fetishize female childhood, though. Not that more proof of that was needed.

 

[Caesar]

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Oi, mate, you got a loicense fer that?

 

[Coldsteel the Hedgehog]

Not even normal girls wear "cute school girl outfits" you troglodyte. This man's idea of being a woman comes from anime and catholic schoolgirl porn.