DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SlushFiend]

After talking about Obama

 

[Lady Adjani]

His mic is still cutting out constantly, lmao.

Spoiler: Clips

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Either he has the noise gate set too high or he bought the wrong mic for his use case. Notice how it only starts to cut out when he turns away from it or the volume in his voice goes down and the gate kicks in.

 

[TheLastFrogger]

Phil wants to be the AVGN so bad. The way he tries to copy his gimmick and even the whole "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?" while throwing his arms up (RIP T) he truly believes he's a "live" version of the AVGN even though he doesn't play a character like those other muppets, but that time he told someone to kill themselves for losing at SF6? That was a character, but he doesn't play a character btw

Anyway, Phil thinks he's James Rolfe's peer as an internet pioneer that you just know seeing himself next to Chris-Chan had him seething all night. On New Year's Eve.


Also, remember how when Kino Casino asked him for 100 subs, he just gave them 10 and said he was tapped out.
And those are the people he's supposedly the most grateful with, the ones who made his "resurgence" possible, and the ones who made him thousands. The best he could give back was 50 bucks out of thousands he got. Reminds me of that story when he gave Howard an old fightstick that didn't work and when Howard fixed it Phil asked for it back.

I don't think it was an actual arcade version of street fighter that Howard and one his his friends fixed up.

 

[Comma]

This sad and lonely individual just dropped $195 on YouTube memberships.

I hope he finally finds someone who loves him in the new year.


EDIT:

GeneroussydePhil strikes again, by gifting 5 memberships to his viewers as a token of gratitude! Luckily, DSP is his own worst enemy, and makes sure to emphasize they don't cost him a dime, immediately diminishing the implied generosity.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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This sad and lonely individual just dropped $195 on YouTube memberships.

I hope he finally finds someone who loves him in the new year.

>I don’t want people to harass me
Then why do it in the first place? If your “personal safety” is at risk, then don’t do something like this. His dents needs help
Also, no one will love him in 2025. Phil is the only thing close to a friend he will ever have

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

So with all the shit this pig rage/wage quitted this year to the point of getting ready to pull out Dark Souls for the fifth or sixth time after pulling out Bloodborne for the third or fourth time, what in the fuck can he possibly have for his GOTY in a couple weeks aside from Astro Bot being Number 10 or so and Infinite Wealth being GOTY because it was literally his life story? Is he going to put Balatro when he barely put any hours into it? One of the wage quitted games that will also make the most disappointing because nobody donated? Metaphor Refantazio when he only played the fucking demo? I honestly don't know, and the list is going to be so autistic I'm actually looking forward to the mental gymnastics that will be at play.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

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This sad and lonely individual just dropped $195 on YouTube memberships.

I hope he finally finds someone who loves him in the new year.


EDIT:

GeneroussydePhil strikes again, by gifting 5 memberships to his viewers as a token of gratitude! Luckily, DSP is his own worst enemy, and makes sure to emphasize they don't cost him a dime, immediately diminishing the implied generosity.

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He was whining in Chat cause people were telling him to donate to charity and he was going on about this cancer charity he either donates or works for.
His channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPIhqs-HNcCof3vFhiIObQw/videos

Might be his pintrest, twitter, maybe roblox, but can't confirm and they're dead.

https://x.com/Skiznillett1

https://www.pinterest.com/skiznillett0153/

https://rblx.trade/u/Skiznillett

I'll never understand these people. This guy is probably last 20s early 30s and does stuff outside the stream, doesn't participate in the community, yet comes in occasionally to watch and donate to this manbaby. If I don't want a streamer for a month, I tend to forget they exist.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I'll never understand these people. This guy is probably last 20s early 30s and does stuff outside the stream, doesn't participate in the community, yet comes in occasionally to watch and donate to this manbaby. If I don't want a streamer for a month, I tend to forget they exist.

It’s easy to understand. He’s a social reject. Most likely never had a friend, so this is basically him “hanging out”. He’s either on SSI or work part time, I’m sure he lives with his parents since SSI doesn’t pay that much and donating 200 bucks is something you can’t do if you’re paying rent.
It’s true when people say Phil gets wheelchair donations

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Phil confirmed that the WWE Monday Night Raw show with Triple P (that’s what Phil calls him) is happening for the debut Netflix Raw.

• Why is “Ashton” (Phil also calls him that) entertaining this? Is he trying to diversify from Warski after the scandals?
• This will undoubtedly net Phil a new dent or two
• Tevin very reasonably wonders at how wrestling can be an okay topic after being sent to banworld for the last 5 years.
• Phil nearly overheats discussing the logistical questions he and Ashton have to figure out.
  • Where will they stream it?
  • How will the second webcam be used?
  • Co-stream?

 

[Comma]

DSP did what he always does when faced with feedback or criticism: go into baby-rage mode, completely disregard the feedback and shit on the person giving feedback:

EDIT:

He doubles down on it, still shitting on the person giving feedback, while making some WILD statements:

• He somehow thinks he's "one of the first people" using an AI green screen.
• Blames the AI for him looking like an amputee (because of course it can't be the retarded angle he's sitting at). He did everything correct.
• Makes sure to shit on the person criticizing the green screen some more, stating (among other things) that they must be wearing a diaper...

This man is severely mentally ill.

EDIT: Oh man, he's on a roll.

Someone SuperChatted, warning him about his crooked posture. DSP's response (spoiler: he did nothing wrong):

His wording tells so much about his crippling narcissism. "I'm not leaning. I'm actually completely backed into the chair. You may not realize it, but I am. I'm ergonomic."

>You may not realize it

What the fuck do you mean, "You may not realize it"? You have people watching you with, you know, THEIR EYES. Everyone can clearly see he's hunched over constantly. Example:



And as the cherry on the shit-cake, he combo's this into a nice beg while sitting on $220:

 

[anotherdriverupdate]

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Phail talked similarly to Khet before she stopped having an opinion of her own.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

"I don't want people to harass me because I blew hundreds of dollars like an attention-seeking faggot. Anyway, here's my username which is also the same on every single platform, I hope no one tries to use Google, and I guess I could use a different name since supporting DSP means so much for me, but risking my privacy is worth Phil saying my name"

These cocksuckers just love playing victim like their daddy.

Triple P (that’s what Phil calls him)

I love this dumb running gag, never fails to make me laugh.

 

[Love Is Blue]

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rayman looks rough

 

[fukuyama]

He was whining in Chat cause people were telling him to donate to charity and he was going on about this cancer charity he either donates or works for.
His channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPIhqs-HNcCof3vFhiIObQw/videos

Might be his pintrest, twitter, maybe roblox, but can't confirm and they're dead.

https://x.com/Skiznillett1

https://www.pinterest.com/skiznillett0153/

https://rblx.trade/u/Skiznillett

I'll never understand these people. This guy is probably last 20s early 30s and does stuff outside the stream, doesn't participate in the community, yet comes in occasionally to watch and donate to this manbaby. If I don't want a streamer for a month, I tend to forget they exist.

DSP claimed they supported "for several years"

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(New member) Skiznillett 11/04/2023 @15:30:39
"I work in a pharmacy call center, it's terrible work." (spammed 5 times)

Skiznillett 08/16/2024 @16:17:15
"Congrats to everyone that got a gifted membership and to those that will text me and harass me about donating I just found out I have cad today and needed something to put me in a good mood." "(Member (6 months)) Skiznillett

08/16/2024 @16:19:36
"@Pizza Hut Because it's a gift I can give and see people receive it and help out a streamer."

Skiznillett 08/16/2024 @16:23:32
Lily needs more socks with membership.

(Member (6 months)) Skiznillett 09/26/2024 @16:30:20 You apologizing is actually pissing me off. What the fuck do you have to apologize for other than the "incident" and you already did. Stop apologizing and start telling them to take a walk.

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So let's see, he shits on tolomeo during the interview, hopes another sock gets sock youtube members, hasn't really been around until they threw money at DSP (August 2024), and has t ospam about their "job", likely to setup the backstory for the sock.

OIC cmon bro, get better writing. This shit is boring.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Love people constantly shit talking his set up.

Someone said he should orientate his camera so hes facing forward at it instead of this. I mean, you got a better orientation going on here, why are you still turning your neck like this dude?

Anyway I want to know why he's leaving his streams during his wife breaks going to his left. Is he like, taking a portal from his closet? He was shown to leave prestreams scooting to his right and shuffling out after moving his $50 desk to the side.
I think I'm just really bored and theres times where he's lied about Kat being home and all that shit so it's just a little bit of silly fun I do around here.

Leaving/Returning.

Spoiler: Bonus Jayde

 

[00R-Gundam]

DSP did what he always does when faced with feedback or criticism: go into baby-rage mode, completely disregard the feedback and shit on the person giving feedback:

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EDIT: Oh man, he's on a roll.

Someone SuperChatted, warning him about his crooked posture. DSP's response (spoiler: he did nothing wrong):

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His wording tells so much about his crippling narcissism. "I'm not leaning. I'm actually completely backed into the chair. You may not realize it, but I am. I'm ergonomic."

>You may not realize it

What the fuck do you mean, "You may not realize it"? You have people watching you with, you know, THEIR EYES. Everyone can clearly see he's hunched over co

Something that a lot of people dont notcie is that even if youre lean back, sometimes youll lean to the front very subtlety and wont even realize it unless you notice it. In his case, since he needs glasses(that refuses to wear for somet reason) he will inch closer during intense moments even if it just inching with his neck which will fuck him in the later years if he makes it a thing to do it every day. Regardless watch how in a few years when he starts to feel it, he will say shit like "back then alotofpeepol told me i had bad posture but i ignored it because i was inmature and didnt know better, but now i do" then he will proceed to show off his 800 dollar gaming chair and his 300 neck thingy to keep his posture safe.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Phil confirmed that the WWE Monday Night Raw show with Triple P (that’s what Phil calls him) is happening for the debut Netflix Raw.

• Why is “Ashton” (Phil also calls him that) entertaining this? Is he trying to diversify from Warski after the scandals?
• This will undoubtedly net Phil a new dent or two
• Tevin very reasonably wonders at how wrestling can be an okay topic after being sent to banworld for the last 5 years.
• Phil nearly overheats discussing the logistical questions he and Ashtonhave to figure out.
  • Where will they stream it?
  • How will the second webcam be used?
  • Co-stream?

He said they still haven’t picked a time yet meaning it most likely won’t happen.
Kino has been trying to push Phil away recently. I guess Phil been nagging the fat ass until he gave an answer like “sure, one of these day” which Phil took as 100% WILL HAPPEN. Phil is desperately trying to hold on to them.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

He said they still haven’t picked a time yet meaning it most likely won’t happen.
Kino has been trying to push Phil away recently. I guess Phil been nagging the fat ass until he gave an answer like “sure, one of these day” which Phil took as 100% WILL HAPPEN. Phil is desperately trying to hold on to them.

Oh interesting, you think? He sounded so sure and know Phil is shame-averse so I figured he wouldn’t mention it unless he felt confident. He knows people will be on his ass if it doesn’t happen. Anyway, I hope you’re right. It’s nothing but upside for Phail and downside for ASHTON if they do it.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

First Netflix Raw is upcoming Monday, 6 January. If they're not going to do it live, then who cares.