The Fatriarchy
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Speedrunning Thread (Take 2) - GOTTA GO FAST
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Wow is that a picture of a woman? Those hands are so feminine they must've been plucked straight off of a mannequin from Victoria's Secret. They were right, you really can't tell!
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>new video dropping early
Is he gonna make a response vid? Oh man please be one, it would be so funny.
EDIT: You didn't include the second part of his tweet
Wow Troonster, sure is nice of you to shit on the guy who already showed public disgust over comments being made over your tranny voice by saying he's keemstar and "miserable", not that your video had plageristic details from Karl's video or something.
Karl by the off-chance you read this, this is who you're protecting in your community, subhuman filth who would laugh and enjoy seeing your career ruined because you dared criticize a tranny over literally anything, not even them being a troon, anything (but then again, I think you're a smart enough individual to know that secretly yourself).
Also sidenote, I didn't know "staying off social media for a bit" meant literally taking 1 day before going back to being terminally online and dilating over people that rightfully criticized your work.
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Doublepost because fuck you, I'm preparing for when this might get actually interesting.
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/Storster
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/StorsterReal/
Twitter (privated): https://x.com/Storsterr/
BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/storster.bsky.social
Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/ysJ7KdN
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@storsterr/
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/Storster/
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Storster
Soundcloud: https://m.soundcloud.com/storster
Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/storster
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/patstorster/
RetroAchievements: https://retroachievements.org/user/Storster
(Can't archive for some reason)
Speedrun.com: https://www.speedrun.com/users/Storster
Challonge: https://challonge.com/users/storster
Ytjobs.co: https://ytjobs.co/talent/profile/171445
Tiltify: https://tiltify.com/@storster/profile
Albumoftheyear: https://www.albumoftheyear.org/user/storster/
Bitchute (yikes, posting on the heckkin alt-right hate speecherino website for your autistic speedrun videos? That's a hecking nono trans wrongs moment right there): https://www.bitchute.com/profile/LCeMmXA0k1pZ
FrankerFacez: https://www.frankerfacez.com/channel/storster
Odysee: https://odysee.com/@Storster:8
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/Storster
Other Youtube (there's nothing there): https://m.youtube.com/@StorsterStreams
Racetime.gg: https://racetime.gg/user/LxldAMBlq73aOP57/storster
Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/u/Storster
Each Pastebin link Archived:
MyAnimeList: https://myanimelist.net/profile/Storster
Abandoned Older Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/PatrickMK2/
Email: storsterr@gmail.com
According to Speedruns.com it says he lives in Minnesota but on his Steam profile he's listed as being in New York, but on his MyAnimeList it says he lives in Massachusetts. I don't know if he's intentionally setting different locations to try and fuck with people trying to dox him, or if he's just been moving that much over the years. But according to Soundcloud, his name ("deadname") is "Patrick P." He lists his birthday as September 21st, 2001 from his MyAnimeList.
He got caught in a Hot Topic breach this October because of course he's signed into Hot Topic, lmao fag
He also has a spotify and myfitnesspal account.
He may have privated his twitter, but some photos he took in his house are still cached in Google Images and he's posted several more IRL photos on his bluesky. This is for anyone who wants to play "Find The House on Zillow" with what we know. Here are the ones cached from Google:
Nigger CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM, jfc
I found these two videos featuring Storster as the interviewee/guest, have not watched a single second of it yet so dunno if there's anything of note.
I'll leave off with some more bluesky images down below.
And I'll leave you with one last retard gegpost from BlueSky:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/Storster
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/StorsterReal/
Twitter (privated): https://x.com/Storsterr/
BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/storster.bsky.social
Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/ysJ7KdN
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@storsterr/
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/Storster/
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Storster
Soundcloud: https://m.soundcloud.com/storster
Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/storster
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/patstorster/
RetroAchievements: https://retroachievements.org/user/Storster
(Can't archive for some reason)
Speedrun.com: https://www.speedrun.com/users/Storster
Challonge: https://challonge.com/users/storster
Ytjobs.co: https://ytjobs.co/talent/profile/171445
Tiltify: https://tiltify.com/@storster/profile
Albumoftheyear: https://www.albumoftheyear.org/user/storster/
Bitchute (yikes, posting on the heckkin alt-right hate speecherino website for your autistic speedrun videos? That's a hecking nono trans wrongs moment right there): https://www.bitchute.com/profile/LCeMmXA0k1pZ
FrankerFacez: https://www.frankerfacez.com/channel/storster
Odysee: https://odysee.com/@Storster:8
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/Storster
Other Youtube (there's nothing there): https://m.youtube.com/@StorsterStreams
Racetime.gg: https://racetime.gg/user/LxldAMBlq73aOP57/storster
Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/u/Storster
Each Pastebin link Archived:
MyAnimeList: https://myanimelist.net/profile/Storster
Abandoned Older Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/PatrickMK2/
Email: storsterr@gmail.com
According to Speedruns.com it says he lives in Minnesota but on his Steam profile he's listed as being in New York, but on his MyAnimeList it says he lives in Massachusetts. I don't know if he's intentionally setting different locations to try and fuck with people trying to dox him, or if he's just been moving that much over the years. But according to Soundcloud, his name ("deadname") is "Patrick P." He lists his birthday as September 21st, 2001 from his MyAnimeList.
He got caught in a Hot Topic breach this October because of course he's signed into Hot Topic, lmao fag
He also has a spotify and myfitnesspal account.
He may have privated his twitter, but some photos he took in his house are still cached in Google Images and he's posted several more IRL photos on his bluesky. This is for anyone who wants to play "Find The House on Zillow" with what we know. Here are the ones cached from Google:
Nigger CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM, jfc
I found these two videos featuring Storster as the interviewee/guest, have not watched a single second of it yet so dunno if there's anything of note.
I'll leave off with some more bluesky images down below.
IsaACKRepentance
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The fuck has Jobst ever done wrong to grab these trannies ire??? They act like theyve had a long vendetta against him before today.
I only know him as the guy who did some vids on Todd Rogers and I think hes the guy who cried on stream with his tiny asian wife coming into console him? Very funny clip
I laughed at him for that earlier tweet but now I feel slightly bad if this is the thanks he gets.
The only thing I can think of is storster hates him solely because he's more popular, but calling him Keemstar is such a weird comparison to me lol. Does that mean Storster is one of those bottom of the barrel drama leeches?
I only know him as the guy who did some vids on Todd Rogers and I think hes the guy who cried on stream with his tiny asian wife coming into console him? Very funny clip
I laughed at him for that earlier tweet but now I feel slightly bad if this is the thanks he gets.
The only thing I can think of is storster hates him solely because he's more popular, but calling him Keemstar is such a weird comparison to me lol. Does that mean Storster is one of those bottom of the barrel drama leeches?
The Fatriarchy
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How is it transphobia to be offered an undesired, permanently life-changing procedure? Is this the mask slipping? Do they want 100% trannification?
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he used to be edgier, hung out with a 4cuck crowd and was friends with rwhitegoose who is basically the andy warski of speedrunning, a relatively entertaining mildly retarded right wing eceleb
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That stack of Wii games is funny because there has to be over 120 of them there, complete in box no less, and maybe only like six of the games are actually worth playing because that console was absolute dogshit with shovelware.
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Sharty once again coming in clutch with a dox 
Next is this photo he took of a Tesla car which shows the street he was on some months back, Syracuse New York.
A teen looked through databreaches and Reddit to find he was in the Greater Boston Area years back. They found his old email: 11icecreampatrick11@gmail.com
Another Snarky Snappy win as always, FUCK TRANNIES AND FUCK SPEEDRUNNING.
This voting photo he took shows a red "I Voted" sticker which is unique to Minnesota.
Next is this photo he took of a Tesla car which shows the street he was on some months back, Syracuse New York.
A teen looked through databreaches and Reddit to find he was in the Greater Boston Area years back. They found his old email: 11icecreampatrick11@gmail.com
From there a teen looked through fastpeoplesearch and found one of his old addresses was from Syracuse New York, it's him.
Another Snarky Snappy win as always, FUCK TRANNIES AND FUCK SPEEDRUNNING.
Spaceman Spud
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Some day, hopefully soon, the world will fully accept that transgenderism is complete lunacy. When that happens we will see youtubers quietly delete or edit their past videos where they "properly" gender a troon. We must never stop making fun of youtubers like Karl and Turkey Tom for this. Even in their old age we must mock them and imply they can't tell the difference between a man and a woman.
Spooky Dogwood
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He had a short-lived podcast with another speedrunner called "Tomatoanus" a few years back, and he got canceled for telling edgy jokes and making PUA content back in the day. He made a video addressing it:
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I knew I wasn't taking crazy pills when the sudden "she/her" popped up. He's about to learn the hard way that troons are sacred cows and you're not allowed to criticize anything they do or else you're gonna be labeled as le heccin nazi tranphobe chudderino. I think I'll just unsub from Jobst now and maybe keep an eye on Quake speedrun videos since that's the only community which wasn't overrun by troons (I dearly hope*) and I know one is coming soon-ish as QDQST teased a new full video after tons of "E4M1 1s improvement" shorts.
*Peter Horvath, Connor Fitzgerald and Jozsef Szalontai are probably pushing 50yo, trannies don't speedrun for that long for obvious reasons and because they're fueled by vanity, not autism
*Peter Horvath, Connor Fitzgerald and Jozsef Szalontai are probably pushing 50yo, trannies don't speedrun for that long for obvious reasons and because they're fueled by vanity, not autism
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Same Shit Different Ass
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Hello lads, I'm looking to find the MATI clip where Josh made fun of Karl Jobst for getting his Dam 52 world record.
Does anyone have it, or does anyone know which episode the clip was in? There was a youtube video of it but it has been pruned and it's the funniest shit ever, it'd be sad to lose that piece of media.
Does anyone have it, or does anyone know which episode the clip was in? There was a youtube video of it but it has been pruned and it's the funniest shit ever, it'd be sad to lose that piece of media.
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The funny part was I missed that MATI and somehow I always assumed it was actually rwhitegoose's spergout when he got a second on Streets, but no. Goldeneye 64 dudes do be like that I guess.
Same Shit Different Ass
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Thank you kindly, I didn't expect anyone to deliver so soon! Happy new year!
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Since this thread was bumped I went and looked and Games Done Quick starts on January 5th. Much like the past two times (at least) that this event has run there is so little interest in this shit that nobody noticed the event was coming up. I honestly don't have much insight here as I stopped giving a shit about speedrunning years ago, but it seems like spikevegeta is still dragging himself out to do his usual song and dance at GDQ. They must be paying him to stick around or something, has to be the case.
Other people who's names I recognized:
Also if you're not satisfied by the overwhelming majority presence of ugly troons in a standard GDQ event then their Frost Fatales event, which was intended for female speedrunners but is instead populated predominately by "female" speedrunners, starts in March.
Other people who's names I recognized:
- Perennial attention whoring e-girl nigger AshSaysHi is in attendance, I've posted about her before in the thread about Twitch general in the Internet Famous board but she's basically a nobody who successfully astroturfed herself into a "Twitch Ambassador" and partnership position on the platform by inserting herself into everyone's business and promoting herself on other peoples' channels without ever contributing to their communities.
- Skybilz is also back reading donations so that means her libcuck husband authorblues will be around too (edit: authorblues is running Nintendo World Championships, I knew he'd be there).
- Brossentia, creator of "Kusogrande" and mostly known around these parts as a gay guy who married a perverted furry, is in attendance.
- Vanni_Van is doing donation readings, I loosely have a memory of him attempting to start a full time streaming career by being constantly featured on RetroGamingLiveTV, a 24/7 community channel that was one of the very first spaces on Twitch to go hard in the "trans women are women" horse shit and Vanni ate that up.
- Runnerguy2489 has decided to tempt fate and is running Ocarina of Time again. He's not a lolcow, but you definitely know who he is. He's the poor motherfucker who was running Ocarina of Time in that infamous clip where that dumb bitch who'd been knitting a scarf for the entire marathon blurts out that her father has cancer and that she wanted the runner to stop playing so she could make the entire show about her.
Also if you're not satisfied by the overwhelming majority presence of ugly troons in a standard GDQ event then their Frost Fatales event, which was intended for female speedrunners but is instead populated predominately by "female" speedrunners, starts in March.
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I did notice but only because the suit CEO of the PCF sent spam talking about how great the event is and it was pretty funny.
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Ah right, that's the "charity" they are supporting this time as usual with every AGDQ. An organization that suspiciously needs millions of dollars in grants and donations to tell people to feel their tits and balls for possible cancer, something Tom Green did for free in song form back in 2001.
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And an organization that's always had murky ties to the event. I mean it was clear enough that Mike Uyama always worked for them, but it always felt like there was a tad bit more than that.