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[Doctor of Autism]

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Nice guy Jack is spreading the cheer for the new year.

EDIT: The only things Jack spreads is cheese or Tammy's cheeks for black dick.

Let us all pray that those kids aren't being subjected to Jack's cooking.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

It really isn't even trolling or cajoling to say he's faking carnivore, he admits it openly so many times. Here he admits to eating the polenta without a second thought, and then in that recent pizza oven video he just openly eats the pizza right after saying he wouldn't break carnivore for it. I really can't wrap my head around this level of brain damage or lack of self awareness.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Let us all pray that those kids aren't being subjected to Jack's cooking.

Have to post the obligatory "church chili" now to bring in the New Year.

https://youtu.be/MrcW5rqFUn0?si=QJRSknNTcurYQyMS

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Nice guy Jack is spreading the cheer for the new year.

EDIT: The only things Jack spreads is cheese or Tammy's cheeks for black dick.

I am glad that Jack's fat ass can no longer cook so the kids won't get salmonella and die

 

[Falcon Sebben]

And again Fatty just shows he's an absolute pig. Had he truly been on a KHARNIVORE diet he'd have said, "just give me the chicken" and that's that. I worked as a waiter and we had people come in and order just a steak or prime rib with no veggies or potato. But no. He's going to eat that off camera. He seriously hasn't posted his weight or numbers in a while because he's not losing any weight.

And of course he prefers the chickens at Sam's Club. They're loaded with salt and are on their last legs which is why they broil them. They're decent albeit cheap chickens. Fatty eats one whole chicken in one sitting and because of how bloated he feels afterwards thinks that's how he should feel at the end of every meal.

Awww isn't that sweet, and the rotund, immobile, head-lolling, cockeyed, sub-average IQ, half-paralyzed, gurgling and unintelligible Jack will be the most special needs child in the room.

Oh screw you. I wanted to say that! (*pouts in the corner*)

It really isn't even trolling or cajoling to say he's faking carnivore, he admits it openly so many times. Here he admits to eating the polenta without a second thought, and then in that recent pizza oven video he just openly eats the pizza right after saying he wouldn't break carnivore for it. I really can't wrap my head around this level of brain damage or lack of self awareness.

Fatty can't help himself when food is in front of him.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Yes Jack clearly the solution to fix the FBI is an imaginary government department run by two rich idiots (one of whom even beat you to get nominated for main forum lolcow)



Jack thinks he's special for owning something that even young kids could get



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Jack does a double feature movie review that is probably his most stroked out movie review with the last 30 seconds randomly talking about some other tv show

 

[boxybum]

Is his memory completely gone? He asks the same questions over and over. He knows its rice and cheese balls but asks the same shit again. The guy is on his last legs. I am surprised he survived the entirety of 2024.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Is his memory completely gone? He asks the same questions over and over. He knows its rice and cheese balls but asks the same shit again. The guy is on his last legs. I am surprised he survived the entirety of 2024.

This is a brain after a stroke. Imagine what multiple strokes can do.

 

[Zhores Medvedev]

This is a brain after a stroke. Imagine what multiple strokes can do.

Its always a wonder how jack can have 4+ strokes and still get the grace to walk the earth when grandma falls down the last stair and dies. Really is a testament to something, not quite sure what.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Its always a wonder how jack can have 4+ strokes and still get the grace to walk the earth when grandma falls down the last stair and dies. Really is a testament to something, not quite sure what.

I believe at this point we need a mercy killing.

https://youtu.be/QjsiqCD4Hf4?si=KPUNkb_kah9RYZ-i

 

[Revelator]

Its always a wonder how jack can have 4+ strokes and still get the grace to walk the earth when grandma falls down the last stair and dies. Really is a testament to something, not quite sure what.

Maybe God is giving Jack more chances and Agnes was good for Heaven?

 

[mawrieposter]

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are you sure thats not something Jack put on a skillet

 

[p1138]

are you sure thats not something Jack put on a skillet

It's not covered in burnt shugur on the outside and raw in the center.

 

[lindsayfan]

Jack does a double feature movie review that is probably his most stroked out movie review with the last 30 seconds randomly talking about some other tv show

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i needed to know whether the movie about nazis and jews had any political agenda and whether the movie about a nun had cruising. damn you jack!!

EDIT: just watched the review of the (actual, non-fast-food) restaurant where jack not only asks about the arancini 5 times but reveals he doesn't know what BYOB means. a "food guy" who gets 95% of his meals from tin cans and convenience store heat lamps.

it's striking their church friends review the food in an intelligent, thoughtful way, describing the flavors, the qualities and the experience of eating it. then we go to tammy who says "it was good" 3 times.

and of course jack was triggered because the chicken wasn't a bloated, flavorless genetically engineered monstrosity pumped full of hormones and posthumous saline. "i'll show dem where to get da big tsicken. walmart tsiken BIG."

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[semitooth]

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oh my god

 

[Dartos Cremaster]

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So a slow, rambling, repetitive bible study where Jack mushmouths through asking people to repeat themselves constantly because of the holes in his brain? I am actually interested.

 

[Marc]

So a slow, rambling, repetitive bible study where Jack mushmouths through asking people to repeat themselves constantly because of the holes in his brain? I am actually interested.

My first thought was the fear that we wouldn't be able to archive the streams fast enough.

One "successful" Bible study stream where no one can understand Jack and Jack can't understand what's being read to him will go straight to his head like a blood clot; and make him believe his chuck roast god has anointed him to pastor his own church. The greasy forehead will otherwise go unexplained.

 

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This is a brain after a stroke. Imagine what multiple strokes can do.View attachment 6812613

Those're too many wrinkles to be Jack's brain, maybe that's somehow the secret to his survival.

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Huh, an uneducated fat slobby faggot's Bible Study wasn't a thing I was expecting to see in the new year. Would be funny seeing him misinterpret everything.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

it's striking their church friends review the food in an intelligent, thoughtful way, describing the flavors, the qualities and the experience of eating it. then we go to tammy who says "it was good" 3 times.

Jack could barely comprehend what they were saying so Tammy explained it at his level. Gud - meetz - small chiggun.