Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 25.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 64 17.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 147 39.4%

  • Total voters
    373
There's also the possibility that Rekieta WANTS the house foreclosed because he is trying to get rid of any ties he has with Minnesota as some sort of 4D chess move which will fail.

A similar possibility to consider is that the foreclosure is a desired means of sweeping the title clear of any present or potential future threats from myriad creditors, which is not to give credit to Nick for any 4D chess and is instead looking at it from the perspective of any actually practicing lawyers that Bob and Celeste might consult with to try and get a handle on this mess.

For example in the context of elderly homeowners' estate planning looking for an end-run around the state's upcoming attachment of gigantic liens on the homestead to secure repayment of any medicare/medicaid funds about to be spent on nursing home care, it's a common tactic for attorneys to recommend a strategic default on the first mortgage to induce a foreclosure on purpose, arrange for a friend or relative to place the highest bid at the sheriff's sale, and arrange for the homeowners to forbear from redemption in exchange for being able to remain in the home after title vests in the bidder. Because this arrangement acquires title directly from the bank's position without any actual conveyance from the homeowners, it doesn't run the risk of being undone as a "sham" transaction using uniform fraudulent transfer statutes or medicare/medicaid look-back periods or the like.

Similarly, in the case of a younger homeowner like Nick who has nothing to fear as far as medicare/medicaid liens but who very well may have reason to worry about as-yet-nonpublic IRS/MNDOR delinquencies that could be the subject of lien imposition in the near future, or worry about Monty's eventual trial giving rise to judgment collections in 2026, or worry about any past-due Randazza bills being liquidated to judgment as early as 2025, or worry about getting divorce-raped by Kayla, or worry about any incurable defects in the structuring of the Robert Lord trust leaving it exposed to all of the above and/or an eventual bankruptcy trustee, for any or all of those reasons it would be a sound strategy to provoke a foreclosure on purpose and ensure that "TotallyNotCeleste Property Holdings VIII, LLC" shows up in February to place the highest bid and keep the property in the family free and clear of Nick's fuckups once and for all.

The one and only wildcard would be Kayla, because if she is one of the targets being fucked over (or perhaps the sole target being fucked over) by such a plan, then as a co-trustee of the trust, and/or as the mother of five of the trust's beneficiaries, she would be in a position to have her attorney petition the court to compel immediate listing and sale of the property during the six-month redemption period, as it would be in the best interests of the trust beneficiaries to extract as much net proceeds as possible from the remaining equity in the property as any reasonable fiduciary is supposed to do, irrespective of whether the high bidder happened to be an ostensibly "friendly" relative. But that would suppose that Kayla would not be the easily gaslit benzo'd-out doormat we've all come to know, so don't hold your breath.
 
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Nicks latest diary post could have simply read: “I will be us” for the same effect.
Rekieta refuses even now to own any of this:

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I mean, check this schoolgirl drama queen bullshit:

I almost lost everything; for a long while I, I lost myself.

You didn't lose yourself, you utter piece of shit. You took yourself exactly where you wanted to be: swinging, doing drugs, living like a horny teenager accountable to no one. Your kids were hungry, fuckwad. They were filthy fucking dirty. One of your kids got into your fucking stash and probably ate it like the sugar it looks like.

I usually laugh at the lolcows on this site, but dirty, hungry, neglected kids piss me off. It would be a miscarriage of justice if this narcissistic prick just walks away from all this. Please let there be a reckoning.
 
What was he gonna resolve with Kayla before the mugshots?
As others have said, I'm thinking he's alluding to the 5K gift. It's going to be a 5000 Sonichu medallions.

Unironically, I truly believe that if April Imholte went on OnlyFans, she'd get decent income from people who would hate subscribe. I presume April jokes belong here? If not, I'll take it to the appropriate thread.
I'm starting to think you're the "real" Rick Nekieta.
 
As others have said, I'm thinking he's alluding to the 5K gift. It's going to be a 5000 Sonichu medallions.


I'm starting to think you're the "real" Rick Nekieta.
I told him that too, he uses phrases and grammar and wording I would expect from Rackets lmao

But ever since King of Pol everyone thinks every user is a lolcow sock account
 
Maybe he took the mortage to pay for that massive water leak that ruined the library or whatever? Still doesn't justify such a bad deal but jeez. As usual, my brain cant comphrend his poor decision making so I'm trying to fill in the blanks with more rational decisions.
For that you’d get a HELOC. Actually… do any of the documents specifiy what kind of mortgage he got?
 
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I told him that too, he uses phrases and grammar and wording I would expect from Rackets lmao
I didn't think of that, but to be clear I am referring to the "Rick Nekieta" character who participated often in Nick's stream chats, not Nick himself.

When Nick was pretending to have an "intern" on Twitter I called myself "Rick Nekieta's Intern" in a couple of streams to riff off someone in chat who called himself "Nick Rekieta's Intern."

Yes, it was all retarded.
 
I didn't think of that, but to be clear I am referring to the "Rick Nekieta" character who participated often in Nick's stream chats, not Nick himself.

When Nick was pretending to have an "intern" on Twitter I called myself "Rick Nekieta's Intern" in a couple of streams to riff off someone in chat who called himself "Nick Rekieta's Intern."

Yes, it was all retarded.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's just a case of two strangers independently having the same sense of humor. I was unaware that my moniker had a precedent and was actually surprised it was still available when I made my account. I had no intentions of impersonating an existing figure. Him and I are different people.

For me it was the Vic Interview. Trial coverage was good but was running on fumes. Then Coomalot came and the rest is Balldo history.
Gotcha, I'm not familiar with his pre-breakdown resume. I had neither fondness nor animosity for Rackets prior to his butt bottle antics.
 
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The owners and residents page doesn't make sense. Can anyone explain why there's people listed as at the location before it was built and why it looks like there are concurrent owners/residents? Information that clashes with the timeline, Dietz sold in 2006 to Paradis who then sold to Nick in 2018.

The report is from December 2024 and only Kayla is listed as currently at the location, with Nick based at the property until the 4th November 2024. Although his dates make no sense either. Could Nick have moved out in November and that's why he isn't streaming?
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These are probably compiled from a bevvy of public records and private information sales for marketing that are of dubious nature like Spokeo or the like. Do not take them too much as gospel on dates and names.

PSA: You can have your information removed from most sites' public viewing by sending in an e-mail or form detailed on the site itself. It is always a good practice to sanitise your personal information footprint when you can.

I really wonder what forces finally got Nick to (mostly) shut the fuck up and stop posting because he clearly wasn't doing it for his family, case, reputation, or even finances

I would guess his parents who are now helping to coordinate and pay for his lifestyle. Nick is out of money.

As others have said, I'm thinking he's alluding to the 5K gift. It's going to be a 5000 Sonichu medallions.


I'm starting to think you're the "real" Rick Nekieta.

Posted before, but others do as well, and Nick plays coy:

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