Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SpergioLeonne]

I'm not wholly convinced that it matters too much if he embarrasses himself from his studio/kitchen/hot tub/whatever or in the public eye. Whether he's embarassing himself before 700 remote people or 700 remote people and 20 proximate people is that big of a difference. I understand that the ip2/irl angle is about the reactions of the public, but when his in studio content is as inane as "liquor flowing from her vagina", I'm not sure the reactions of an incredulous public would add that much to the inanity of it all.

P.S. Thank you to whoever switched his "twitch.tv" to the much more fitting "nigger" tag.

Nah man I’m talking about like, imagine Nick as the third wheel in the RV with that chick who bangs her tradmost cath dad

 

[AIM Henchman]

You know, with that Rumbke contract long gone, and his streaming career ruined, maybe it's time for a fresh start. After all, people keep mistaking Rekieta Law for a law channel, and "Lawsplaining the Interwebs" was never supposed to be that.

Maybe he could get a new contract, with some alternative platform. A place like Stake could give him free money to stream every day. Now, I know you might think this is risky, but with Nick's superior cognition and ability to just walk away from his vices (addiction isn't even reall), he's just robbing the casino at this point.

Sign in, get juiced, a few clicks, a few coin flips, and walk away while he's ahead. Every day, without fail. And now he doesnt have to worry about his income. I heard this one guy, kind of low IQ, constantly talking about the new cars he's buying. Surely Nick can outperform him, right?

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

I mean, it would be funny, but the context is warped because Nick won’t work either

Nick works 'streaming', even if he doesn't stream. So Kayla needs to start contributing now that money is tight.

 

[Owlbear]

i've been tagged 100 times in this thread with the same exact thought

if i had the money to buy a $600k house i'd buy a house that was not his because his is ugly and in minnesota and probably has coke dust in the carpet

@Null buddy, you know what would be funny? If you weren't too poor to put down $600k+ on a crackhouse (excuse me, a crackhome for 5 kids) just for the memes. Nick already wished you a million dollars and we all know that everything Nick wishes for becomes true.

I am hoping someone uses the auction so we can finally see the squalor Nick Rekieta forces on his kids. Actually buying that house (for any price the bank would accept) is not a fate I would wish on my worst enemy.

Maybe he could get a new contract, with some alternative platform. A place like Stake could give him free money to stream every day. Now, I know you might think this is risky, but with Nick's superior cognition and ability to just walk away from his vices (addiction isn't even reall), he's just robbing the casino at this point.

The Rumble deal literally fell out of the sky for Nick Rekieta. Viva and Barnes probably recommended him, and Rumble's retarded business development staff did the rest. Nick Rekieta is a total genius, but he would never lift a finger, that's just so much work and he has so many other things that he has to constantly do. His life is just so busy that you never get to see his genius.

Let's face it, Nick's streaming career is over. Every facade he has tried to construct, from "lawyer at a small law firm" to "Christian dad" and even "I know how to have functional relationships," is broken. He's now just a pathetic, sad lolcow and even his parents know.

There's only one thing left for the balldo bunker: time to put the ghoul and the crackwhore on OnlyFeet.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Maybe he could get a new contract, with some alternative platform. A place like Stake could give him free money to stream every day. Now, I know you might think this is risky, but with Nick's superior cognition and ability to just walk away from his vices (addiction isn't even reall), he's just robbing the casino at this point.

You really want to just crush the BossmanJack's last hopes of getting lolcow of the year in 2025 don't you?

 

[FamicomGorby]

i've been tagged 100 times in this thread with the same exact thought

if i had the money to buy a $600k house i'd buy a house that was not his because his is ugly and in minnesota and probably has coke dust in the carpet

Ya gotta wait till a lolcow defaults on a house somewhere it doesn't fuckin snow.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

For that you’d get a HELOC. Actually… do any of the documents specifiy what kind of mortgage he got?

No, he wouldn't get a HELOC because he didn't have a mortgage. The loan he got was a primary mortgage. Same mortgage people get when the buy a home. Fixed rate, 30 year mortgage.

 

[Trans Randy]

i'd buy a house that was not his because his is ugly and in minnesota and probably has coke dust in the carpet

I first read that as "because HE is ugly and in minnesota and probably has coke dust in the carpet", but I guess that's also accurate.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Legitimately thought it would be a quiet few weeks before his trial.
NOPE.

The foreclosure finally answered the question of just how dire his financial situation is, though.
Sounds to me like he was selling one house in order to keep the other.
The only question I have now is whether anybody here will be attending the foreclosure auction (if there will be one).

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Van life arc? Rekieta uses what little money he has left to buy an RV / some kind of van and tries to get the family to come with him in it and tries to do a documentary style thing like Youtube was pushing a few years ago to try and get people to live like mobile bugs.
It'll never happen but its funny to think about Rekieta fucking it up and getting just a rusting white cargo van with a mattress in back and a bunch of empty alcohol bottles scattered around with a shitty phone to record himself.
Trying to get people to donate talking about their dead family members so he can do a sloshed toast to them from it.

I personally don't hate the idea of doing some longer traveling, but I'd still want a home to return to. Spend a few months exploring the nation, spend a few home, switch off.

But I wouldn't even consider Nick capable of being able to hold it together long enough to make it work. It takes good parents to keep the kids sane while on the road.
I don't even trust Nick to be able to cross the street by foot with his kids, let alone doing something as emotionally taxing as trying to make camper life work for his family.

 

[Melty Butter]

His life turned "wildly interesting" in the middle of December, it's "good... exciting", it's like how people "live consummate[sic] to their means":

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In other words...

This is an excellent clip to fill in many gaps:

• It lines up with him saying on Xitter that the swinging officially started with his 2023 birthday on 12/16: "Half way through Dec. my life got, uh, wild and interesting."
• Once again he implicates Kayla as the reason for the swinging: "The spare time I had apart from the show is filled up with other stuff... that's been brought upon me by my choices and by the choices of other people in my family."
• Admits to the over-spending leading to the foreclosure: "...how you live consummate to your means...People make more money and they still don't have money because they start spending more."

That reminds me of a question: Has Elissa put her Locals clips of Rekieta on the Farms or somewhere else? Or, if she's private-ed the clips, is there a list of links?

 

[Chazzed Up]

That Locals post really is something else. There is no limit to the narcissist's capability to frame themselves as a victim in any situation.

 

[AltisticRight]

Hold on a second. So, not even equity in the home? The WHOLE PROPERTY? And he can’t pay it off?

His parents paid it off for him, then he took out a loan using it as collateral and simply defaulted on it, for some reason.

He'll sell the second house and take care of that, but it's still funny that the banks cucking him out of almost the entire profits of the second home.

He still owes property taxes on that second Silent Hill shack. I doubt he'll have enough to pay it all off. He made millions yet he felt the need to take out such a loan, it really sounds like he made a poor investment and started spiralling, I mean nosediving.

 

[Law]

yeah, baby's first hair-brained attempt at leverage investing makes a lot of sense as an explanation---it makes much more sense than a mystery "need" for money like the trust fund drying up or a medical expense.

It also fits with Nick's level of responsibility. He would absolutely choose risky investments (since he's so smart and awesome) over an actual, practical need. If it was medical bills he would milk that and do GoFundMes for all that delicious narcissistic supply, Munchie-style.

Van life arc? Rekieta uses what little money he has left to buy an RV / some kind of van and tries to get the family to come with him in it and tries to do a documentary style thing like Youtube was pushing a few years ago to try and get people to live like mobile bugs.

Everyone I know who does van life is rich. That shit is expensive. It can even be more expensive than a regular house. I don't think Nick can afford it.
And they have between 1 and 0 kids, not 5.

Also, dumb question, but why wouldn't Nick or Nick's parents use an escrow service for property taxes? I know it's mainly because cocaine, arrogance, and wine mom booty pics turned Nick's brain to soup, but couldn't his parents use it so they didn't get hit with a massive surprise tax bill?

 

[Desktop User2]

He still owes property taxes on that second Silent Hill shack. I doubt he'll have enough to pay it all off. He made millions yet he felt the need to take out such a loan, it really sounds like he made a poor investment and started spiralling, I mean nosediving.

It´s doubtful he can even cover his pending and future legal fees as well... this dumb retard was in financial ruin and big talking about fighting his criminal case, racked up a bunch of legal hours fees with his retarded motion.
Niggieta is just the niggerest person alive.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

Everyone I know who does van life is rich. That shit is expensive. It can even be more expensive than a regular house. I don't think Nick can afford it.

That's true, but the main reason he couldn't do it is because he hates everyone in his family, so imagine all seven of them together in a teeny, confined space. I don't mind the psychological torture of it for Nick and Kayla, but the keedz don't deserve that.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

He still owes property taxes on that second Silent Hill shack. I doubt he'll have enough to pay it all off. He made millions yet he felt the need to take out such a loan, it really sounds like he made a poor investment and started spiralling, I mean nosediving.

While the property is wrecked (that shower alone is haunting), without knowing how much the repairs needed will undercut the value he should sell it for enough to cover the property taxes and then either all or the majority of the $306k he owns on the main house (and he needs to cover the whole thing unless the bank decides to just let him get current, which they might but would be retarded to do on his end compared to fully paying it off).

If he has to basically sell the second property as a wreck then he's in more dire trouble, but I'm not sure what the housing market is like in MN to know if he wouldn't get at or above market value.

Sadly I don't think there's any way for us to see what a appraisal would come back at, just Zillow estimates and the MN property records value (which is usually low, based on my experience in other states).

The issue, to me, is he's parting with a decently valuable asset he's squandered to get back to net zero. What's he going to do next time he needs money if he can't sell a spare house to cover it? Another mortgage/loan would be his only option.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Sadly I don't think there's any way for us to see what a appraisal would come back at, just Zillow estimates and the MN property records value (which is usually low, based on my experience in other states).

In many cases the Zillow or property records might err on the low side, but in this unique case, the interior damage is almost guaranteed to be substantial, this is even giving the incredibly generous assumption that only the main house needs drug damage repair. The shower has got to be like the one cockroach you can see and the appraiser is going to find the hundred you can't. Zillow and property records don't account for interior condition (how could they?) and in this case, it is VERY substantive, even if we low ball it.

 

[Reverend]

What does this have to do with his niggering? The only crazy who got dick stuck on and ruined his life is Niggieta himself.

Everything. If he didn't fuckup with the side chick, 3somes, and drugs/booze, he might have at least had a shot to keep the griftmas going for a few more years.

 

[Law]

What's he going to do next time he needs money if he can't sell a spare house to cover it?

- Using his superior intellect to win big on Stake.com like noted finance expert and court system participant Austin Peterson
- bussy rentals to the Jamaican-American community
- flipping bricks, like noted finance expert and poet laureate of these streets Pusha T
- selling his least favorite child
- selling his second least favorite child
- selling his dog
- screaming at Kayla until she gets a job at Dairy Queen that he has to drive her to
- literally anything but streaming or working