"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Oxyjen]

Most oat milks do not have a good reaction with coffee where it kind of curdles

Urgh. I have not seen that happen ever with oat milk. Were you using instant cofee or something?

 

[Post Reply]

I am 100% completely and totally being honest. That is the exact appeal I submitted and it was approved in under 10 minutes. I was notified by someone posting on my profile before I got an email for it.

Twitter status: Redeemed.
All these months we suffered through the creative writing segment on MATI, and the cheat codes were right in front of us the whole time.

 

[gibbslets]

Have you tried oat milk? It’s not putrid like cow milk and is less fattening.

TBH i think you already know you just need to do the gym and not worry about it.

What about cow milk is putrid? Oatmilk is full of glyphosate and stabilisers, coconut milk is pretty good for vegans or the lactose intolerant. I know Jawsh said not to sperg about sweeteners but stevia is a natural leaf, you can grow it in a pot

 

[Oxyjen]

What about cow milk is putrid? Oatmilk is full of glyphosate and stabilizers. I know Jawsh said not to sperg about sweeteners but stevia is a natural leaf, you can grow it in a pot

Oh it probably is full of glyphosate in America, never mind I’m sure cows milk doesn’t have anything worrying in it.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

If you're serious about quitting you've gotta plan for a chunk of time for dealing with withdrawals because that's probably what you're experiencing.

The best time to quit caffeine is when you’re already knocked on your ass hard by the flu/a cold/SAARS (redeemed)/etc. you’re already feeling like shit so a bit more isn’t as noticeable.

 

[FeatherPlucker]

Ask and you shall redeem.

Praise Shiva!
I should try that trick online... especially when YouTube bans me 24 hours for my opinions!
I wonder if I would get banned 24 hours on Youtube as often if I claimed India as my account location...

 

[dvorak]

Every sweetener has a downside:

Sucralose (Splenda, Yellow packet): Expensive and not truly Calorie free.

I really was never good at Chemistry, but I did have to take one class in college for my degree. The professor I had claimed that sucralose had some action which would cause it bind with digested food substances and make you piss/shit it out rather than fully digesting, leading to something like a 50% loss in vitamins & minerals from what you ate. Honestly this feels like some urban legend, but the guy was a long tenured professor in the Chemistry Department -- not some adjunct / recent grad with a meme degree.

 

[else_letter]

Both Jared Taylor and Null back on X. 2025 is a great year already

 

[EatYourVeggies]

Bossmanjack: I am fucking dude.
Dear Feeder: I AM FUCKING INDIAN

Great minds think alike

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Honestly blown away they didn't mention transphobic, given the topic of discussion

I take it as a sign of how unsympathetic/unlikeable LFJ and the troon mafia are these days.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Dear Feeder: I AM FUCKING INDIAN

Welcome back Vice-President Elect JD Vance.

 

[SomethingProblematic]

Take the proffee pill. (Protein powder mixed with cold coffee.) Gives me both the energy to work out, and the necessary protein for building muscle. But it also helps even if you don't frequently exercise. You can get flavored powder and it kinda tastes like milk-shake. I like vanilla so far the most, but sometimes I'll blend chocolate powder with some peanut-butter and bananas and stuff.

To be honest I am trying to replace coffee with tea. Green tea with honey and lemon (with some powdered ginseng if you can get it) is pretty good.

 

[Großmann]

I am 100% completely and totally being honest. That is the exact appeal I submitted and it was approved in under 10 minutes. I was notified by someone posting on my profile before I got an email for it.

Maybe there’s an auto-admin bot that detected a positive use of the word “Indian” and unbanned you. Fingers crossed that someone doesn’t reverse it.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Urgh. I have not seen that happen ever with oat milk. Were you using instant cofee or something?

Don't remember exactly what kind of coffee it was but it's a pretty common reaction, you can google it and find many people complaining about the same thing. Especially when you pour the cold oat milk into hot coffee. I heard it curdles less if you warm it up first but then you have to wait much longer until your coffee reaches a drinkable temperature... I don't drink coffee anymore, tea is superior.

 

[Crispy Jakes]

Jersh is back on X.

I wish I, Hypocrite would stop tweeting like a engagement farming Jeet.
What benefit does this add except 0.02 cents into his X Premium account?

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Jersh is back on X.

Sar. Account is redeemed.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Or, it is just ran by distinguished Sars doing the needful for fellow Indians.

I would presume that they would notice people being racist at them.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Now I know that when the Tesla killbots come to get me for being White and lazy, all I have to do is simply state that I am of proud jeet heritage and I will be spared. Thank you saar, my life has been redeemed.

 

[Relinquish]

I want a list of everyone who is unbanned from Twitter before I am.

My headcanon for this is that some Indian Elon hired to manage appeals looked at what you sent and thought that this was his fellow man, and he needed to help ASAP

 

[des Pudels Kern]

I'm in month 2 of no nicotine, month 4 of no fap, and day 2 of nothing that isn't meat or black coffee. It is easier to quit jerking off than quitting coffee. Although that is next on my list.