MrBeast / MrBeast6000 / James Stephen "Jimmy" Donaldson / Beast Philantropy / Beast Reacts / @mrbeast / - YouTube's golden goose, philantropist and the perfect braindead content for kids. Covered his tranny best friend grooming for years, promotes gambling for kids, fakes contest videos. Also known as Mr. Cease & Desist.

[thebigdream]

“So I kinda did a thing… ”


Christ what a faggot

Imagine talking so flippantly about committing to the most sacrosanct, universal tradition, and then being so self-centered that you only refer to it as something you did. That'll serve him really well in marriage, women love when you steal their thunder.

 

[The Spoils of War]

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He means motherfuckin' snakes on a motherfuckin' plane.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

I hate this dumb nigger and wish I would stop seeing his face everywhere. He's extremely dull, personality wise, yet he's shoved into literally every aspect of media. You have to be a hollow shell of a man if your entire personality is "I have money".

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

I hate this dumb nigger and wish I would stop seeing his face everywhere. He's extremely dull, personality wise, yet he's shoved into literally every aspect of media. You have to be a hollow shell of a man if your entire personality is "I have money".

He's the closest thing that a human can get to being an automaton. You could take out his brain, replace it with a specially designed computer to fit the human skull, and feed it a constant stream of x86 or ARM Assembly instructions (depending on CPU architecture) and the end result would be 100% identical.

 

[MugolEx]

Is it just me wanting to think the situation is funnier than it is (probably), or does that body language of her's giving off "Awww you made such a nice picture. I'm going to put it on the fridge for everyone to see." energy. She has her hands folded and it looks like she's scrunching her shoulders in, as if to say she thinks the attempt is cute but the picture is a shitty drawing and has to accept anyways because it make him cry otherwise. Or in this case, it would be financially stupid to say no but really doesn't want to do it.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Is it just me wanting to think the situation is funnier than it is (probably), or does that body language of her's giving off "Awww you made such a nice picture. I'm going to put it on the fridge for everyone to see." energy. She has her hands folded and it looks like she's scrunching her shoulders in, as if to say she thinks the attempt is cute but the picture is a shitty drawing and has to accept anyways because it make him cry otherwise. Or in this case, it would be financially stupid to say no but really doesn't want to do it.
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Honestly she seems like she doesn't really care for the attention and really likes the money, which like yeah girl go grab that bag from this autist.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Watch them wear MrBeast merch at the wedding too.

In place of catering, there will be pallets of Lunchly. Prime will drop non alcoholic mocktails.

 

[YaBoi]

Mr. Beast got engaged... while wearing Mr. Beast merch (Archive)
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His smile still doesn't reach his eyes... even for an engagement photo LOL. Why is this moment even being photographed? Content creators are a different breed. Everything has to be photographed or filmed. Attention and views are all they care about.

I also hate when people propose on significant dates like new years, Christmas or their/their partner's birthday. If they divorce, then that date is permanently tarnished. Just do it on Dec 28 or some bullshit. Literally any of the other 362 days of the year. It just puts extra pressure on the other person and feeds off heightened emotions of the occasion.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Jimmy's girlfriend doesn't even feel like he likes her (or she really likes him), he picked her because she is normal white woman which makes him look more human because it pretends he doesn't want anything fancy despite being the biggest youtuber. It all feels calculated and soulless and retarded baby's first psychology book. Troy McClure felt more believable with Selma.

 

[NoReturn]

What are these expressions? This isn't "happy".

This might be but has confusion mixed in.

 

[Sneedposting]

What are these expressions? This isn't "happy".
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This might be but has confusion mixed in.
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For me these expressions read like "50th take" or "3rd hour of the photo session."
They're just going through the motions and imitating what a smile looks like with their mouths because their faces are too tired to use their whole face to smile.
I could just be autistically reading into it but I think I'm right

 

[mandatorylurk]

Really it would feel more real if there was video and we see it unfold. Sure it could also be the 10th take but that's more organic. Photo always is reserved for afterwards and being happy/showing off the ring. When I first see the photo my attention is to the sister in the background because of how the shot is made.

 

[General Insomnia]

I don't know if it humanizes him or makes him more robotic but I think this is his "public" engagement photo, and they were likely engaged for a while in a more realistic way before that photo was taken. Actually, I bet he had the photos checked over by his team to make sure they were brand-friendly too lol.

 

[Drama Trauma]

The dollar bill pattern on the MrBeast merch is the cherry on top of the "proposal" cake.

Girl, if you ever going to read this thread or find it someday, just run off, get away.

This dude is way too obsessed with money, fame and success.

You will never be the number one in his heart if he has any.

 

[Colon capital V]

The dollar bill pattern on the MrBeast merch is the cherry on top of the "proposal" cake.

Girl, if you ever going to read this thread or find it someday, just run off, get away.

This dude is way too obsessed with money, fame and success.

You will never be the number one in his heart if he has any.

You say any of this as if she's into him for anything other than money, lmao.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

That's like the most chilly cold marriage proposal I've ever seen. Nothing with Jimmy feels authentic.

 

[Piss Bear]

"Teehee, awwwh you shouldn't have! (You really shouldn't have...)"


"Can this bitch hurry up and say yes so I can post it on social media? This really going to help my brand image and increase sales, I know it."

 

[Drama Trauma]

You say any of this as if she's into him for anything other than money, lmao.

Haha, fair point.

Wonder if the wedding will have some lolcow moments aside MrBeast and Lunchly merch. Will Chris attend with the polycule?

 

[didelphigina]

Found out from a friend that Beast Games is now officially on Roblox. I shouldn't be surprised but I am.

 

[Dude Snakes]

he and his whole ilk are missing the divine spark. it's eerie.

Jimmy and those that work for him sold their souls to Satan. The name is a reference to their master The Beast. I feel threatened whenever Jimmy fakes a smile, it’s so menacing.