Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 96 25.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 63 16.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 146 39.2%

  • Total voters
    372
Aaron Update. Show is happening now. I'm sure it will be clipped but he starts on this about 20 min. into it.

On the foreclosure, speaking in 3rd person in a purposely self-important manner (he thinks he's being funny):

"Aaron is the man who killed the Rekieta empire!"

Aaron goes into detail about Nick's efforts to get him to buy the 2nd home:

- They toured the home and Nick sold him hard on what a good deal it would be.
- Aaron claimed that Nick offered $350K for a home worth $450K. Those were the numbers Nick used.
- Nick pressed hard citing the lack of a realtor commission, and transaction costs.
- Aaron claimed that he never seriously considered it bc his kids had no interest in moving and his marriage with April was on the rocks.*
- Aaron now realizes that the $350K would have solved all of Nick's financial problems.

*I call a bit of bullshit on this one. Ashley could contest it (and we know she would). In 50/50 custody (Aaron and Ashley's agreement), the Court must approve a move over 50 miles in MN. Distance bw St. Cloud and Spicer is just over 50 miles.

I believe this story aside from what I noted.
Edit: ETA - See below for clip.
 
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Everything. If he didn't fuckup with the side chick, 3somes, and drugs/booze, he might have at least had a shot to keep the griftmas going for a few more years.
The BDSM/sex-pest lifestyle used to be a heavily commodified fad that was ripe for grifting, but those days are long behind us. He might've been able to pivot from Christian lawyer dad into flamboyant PUA hawker or threesome podcast yapper and made money from it in like 2012, maybe.

I wanna say he's headed down the drain pipe to the sewer that is IP2 but that would mean he'd have to stream.
 
Poor Kayla. She could've gotten so much money, maybe a house in the divorce.

That sure worked out conveniently well for Nick, and his parents. I know nothing of property, finance-dividing nor spousal/child support. Am I wrong to be suspicious here? Could Nick's parents have advised him to let the house foreclose?

Also: Remember Nick's black eye in his mugshot, theorized by most to be from Kayla? If they go to court, he's going to paint her as the abuser, physically and mentally. This, I'm sure of.

He'll actually use the Balldoberanzan Defense!
The Drow Male is the most insidious and slippery of traitors; Nicky Rackets is a Second Son, so he's really going to be a tryhard.

Thus is life in Balldoberanzan.
 
Aaron Update. Show is happening now. I'm sure it will be clipped but he starts on this about 20 min. into it.

On the foreclosure, speaking in 3rd person in a purposely self-important manner (he thinks he's being funny):

"Aaron is the man who killed the Rekieta empire!"

Aaron goes into detail about Nick's efforts to get him to buy the 2nd home:

- They toured the home and Nick sold him hard on what a good deal it would be.
- Aaron claimed that Nick offered $350K for a home worth $450K. Those were the numbers Nick used.
- Nick pressed hard citing the lack of a realtor commission, and transaction costs.
- Aaron claimed that he never seriously considered it bc his kids had no interest in moving and his marriage with April was on the rocks.*
- Aaron now realizes that the $350K would have solved all of Nick's financial problems.

*I call a bit of bullshit on this one. Ashley could contest it (and we know she would). In 50/50 custody (Aaron and Ashley's agreement), the Court must approve a move over 50 miles in MN. Distance bw St. Cloud and Spicer is just over 50 miles.

I believe this story aside from what I noted.
Edit: ETA - See below for clip.
Tbf this man sucked dick for coke so I'd take whatever he says with a grain of salt.
 
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"felt like the world was mine to conquer" that's how most people feel when they do coke

"possible to shatter the fantasy I was living in" yes you were in a coke induced fantasy state of delusion and retardation.

"shatter everything i care about in the world" lowkey admitting the only thing he cares about in the world is cocaine, drinking, ketamine, and 29 year old cokewhore puss

have a shot or two to celebrate another year of lolcowdown I fully expect rekieta to be even MORE retarded in 2025 and have a threepeat for LOTY
 
You know, this whole rackets saga is like a schizoid count of Monte Cristo getting revenge on himself

Definitely a slippery case of demonic possession. I know we’ve been off that for a minute, but I don’t think regular forms of retardation can account for like, seeing a net loss in just a couple of years that probably will end up totaling more than I will earn in my entire life
 
  • Admits to the over-spending leading to the foreclosure: "...how you live consummate to your means...People make more money and they still don't have money because they start spending more."
Yet more Balldo the English major failure. The word he was searching his fried retard brain for is "commensurate."
 
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