Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Caesar]

Just another dainty woman like all others. Her name, of course, is Traniela.

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Traniela! I can't say that name out loud without bursting into laughter.

The whole video is great, too. At one point, he takes of his wig to show his bald dome, somehow believing that this proves his womanhood. What a card!

https://twitter.com/ReduxxMag/status/1874889102539301130?s=19

"Announced his transition midflight"

Well that seems like normal, not worrying behaviour from a pilot in the air, the passengers really needed to know that

 

[biggacracka]

What do we think happened here, boys?

All of these, in that order

 

[Izdaja Slika]

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No comments yet, but this tranny is having such a tough time being rejected by straight men and only having fellow freaks as options.
Loved how he freaked out over getting clocked.

Remember everybody, 'gay men are so transphobic' because they're totally jealous of all the hot masculine hunks and straight dick trans girls have to swat away just to get some rest at night!

 

[Jhonson the Two]

Funny you mention this, you don't happen to be the passenger who wanted to get off the plane after Traniela had his coming out mid-flight?

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He knew exactly what is was doing. He had his own forced audience stuck in a limited space they can't flee from. My predator-o-meter just exploded right now.

 

[Sean Andalou]

I just found out there's a whole subreddit for troons who need help picking a name.

https://www.reddit.com/r/transnames/

Usual pattern is to post a selfie with the request.
Here's one that made me laugh.


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Lots of answers, none of them amusing.

 

[Necrosan]

I'm honestly checked out of terrorism today. I need to relax with some Certified Tranny L's.

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I’m going to come out soon I think well at least start too but everytime I get to really thinking about it I start freaking out because it will literally change every part of my life either way it goes whether for the better or worse I’m preparing for both. But if I do go through with coming out I get to start being my true self ( at least I think) and start to transition but I also might have to be homeless because idk anyone will accept me.

There’s a lot to unpack here but basically I tied coming out once to my wife after a fight broke out because I’m stupid and she of course reacted badly to it. Who wouldn’t. Then I stupidly took it back and said to pretend like it never even happened and she has been for a while now I don’t know if she thinks I was just saying it to say or if she remembers and just doesn’t want to bring it up? Either way she didn’t take it well and said she couldn’t ever be with a woman which is her choice but that also confuses me because she non stop talks about how hot this girl is or how this is her new wife or this or that about girls but then says she couldn’t be with a woman ever? I don’t know

I’m going to come out soon I think well at least start too but everytime I get to really thinking about it I start freaking out because it will literally change every part of my life either way it goes whether for the better or worse I’m preparing for both. But if I do go through with coming out I get to start being my true self ( at least I think) and start to transition but I also might have to be homeless because idk anyone will accept me.

There’s a lot to unpack here but basically I tied coming out once to my wife after a fight broke out because I’m stupid and she of course reacted badly to it. Who wouldn’t. Then I stupidly took it back and said to pretend like it never even happened and she has been for a while now I don’t know if she thinks I was just saying it to say or if she remembers and just doesn’t want to bring it up? Either way she didn’t take it well and said she couldn’t ever be with a woman which is her choice but that also confuses me because she non stop talks about how hot this girl is or how this is her new wife or this or that about girls but then says she couldn’t be with a woman ever? I don’t know

Either way if I do come out I lose her who is the love of my life I probably lose all family and I don’t have friends to begin with. Oh and I’ll probably lose the dog. He doesn’t pick sides or care I don’t think but ya know split custody is a bitch when you don’t have a house for the split to go to. I think that’s the reason I keep questioning myself (that and im 30 and feel it might be too late even though some of you girls are killing it at 50+!!) and saying what if I’m not trans but literally my whole life I’ve wished I was a girl and wished I could do girly things and be one of the girls and all this I’ve never felt good in a hairy ass body I’ve never looked at myself and enjoyed the thing staring back at me I’ve never once felt like me and I’m starting therapy next week I’m just freaking out until then because what do I do? This closet has gotten way too claustrophobic and I need out. Thanks for listening.
He doesn’t pick sides or care I don’t think but ya know split custody is a bitch when you don’t have a house for the split to go to. I think that’s the reason I keep questioning myself (that and im 30 and feel it might be too late even though some of you girls are killing it at 50+!!) and saying what if I’m not trans but literally my whole life I’ve wished I was a girl and wished I could do girly things and be one of the girls and all this I’ve never felt good in a hairy ass body I’ve never looked at myself and enjoyed the thing staring back at me I’ve never once felt like me and I’m starting therapy next week I’m just freaking out until then because what do I do? This closet has gotten way too claustrophobic and I need out. Thanks for listening.

There’s a lot to unpack here but basically I tied coming out once to my wife after a fight broke out because I’m stupid and she of course reacted badly to it. Who wouldn’t. Then I stupidly took it back and said to pretend like it never even happened.

So, not only you are a faggot, you are also a pussy and a retard. You are angry that your brain is telling you that you are about to fall off a cliff instead of just blindly agreeing with you.

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Thankfully my job allows me to wear pins but even with "she/her" (in admittedly tiny text) on my nametag and a giant Trans Rights pin next to it, no one notices. I'm tired of being instinctively "sir"ed and "man"ed and "dude"d. Hell, I got to overhear a group of customers hype me up to a manager after I helped them and it would've been fantastic if they weren't all "he said this" and "he was awesome!" I'm just tired of it.

EDIT (Additional context): I have to help customers even if they misgender me, but I am not reliant on customers in tips, sales, or any other monetary bonus. Thankfully, I never have to help any particular customer for very long. Our uniform has basically no room for expression beyond pins.

Thankfully my job allows me to wear pins but even with "she/her" (in admittedly tiny text) on my nametag and a giant Trans Rights pin next to it, no one notices.

Losing the tranny pin might net you better results, ironically. That sickening flag tells everyone upfront that you are a deceiver.

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Posting this on an alt account because my family knows my main, and they don’t need to know this much about my sex life. I’m happy to give my username to the mods if they need it for any reason.

Also sorry in advance for how horribly long this is going to be, but I tend to talk a lot when anxious because I don’t want to be unclear or have something that could be misinterpreted.

Background

I’m a cis woman in my mid 20s who started dating a trans woman (early 20s) mid 2024. I’ve only ever dated one other person (a guy in college back when I thought I was bisexual), and the furthest we ever went was some lackluster fingering, where he couldn’t get me to cum.

My girlfriend was the first person I had PIV sex with and the first person to get me to orgasm (other than myself, but she’s way better at getting me to cum than I am lol). Our current sex life is fantastic, and we fuck like rabbits (twice a day on average).

Unfortunately, I’ve become insane about the thought of her getting bottom surgery (as in, I accidentally got too high and had a three hour long anxiety spiral about it). I obviously fully support her transition and would never try to stop her from getting it, but I am worried both about the outcome of the surgery itself and how it’ll affect our intimacy/sex life.

I think I’ll be able to mitigate my surgery worries through more research (especially once she figures out what type of surgery she wants, and I can start looking into specific surgeons and their results).

But I’m having a harder time dealing with the sex life worries, which are making me feel horrible and selfish (and kind of like I’m being fetishistic, but I don’t know if that’s accurate or just my anxiety brain being extra shitty). I know the obvious solution is to talk to my gf about this, and I’m planning to. But I feel like reading about other people’s experiences will let me approach the conversation from a more rational place. (I think a fair amount of my anxiety is just not having a frame of reference.)

I’ll also probably look into getting personal therapy to deal with this and couple’s therapy for an issues that arise during the lead up/recovery period.

Current Sex Life

Currently, our sex life is mostly PIV. I occasionally give her blowjobs, which we both enjoy.

GF is autistic and has sensory issues, so she has to be in the right headspace to finger me, and even then, it tends to just be foreplay, since it makes me more desperate for PIV.

She’s never eaten me out, which I’m fine with. She has talked about doing it in the future, but she doesn’t seem very enthusiastic, and I think it’s more a case of her feeling like she should eat me out, rather than actually wanting to. I don’t want her to feel like she has to or to force herself to. Especially since I don’t even know if I’ll enjoy it.

She can’t do anal for medical reasons, so I’ve never used a strap on her. I am interested in exploring muffing and external prostate stimulation, but we haven’t tried it yet.

I’ve asked her about her bottom dysphoria, and she says that what she has isn’t ideal/what she would want, but it doesn’t cause her pain to use it.

Concerns

I’m really excited to be able to use a strap on her/eat her out (assuming I don’t have sensory issues with oral), but I’m like 99.9% sure that I’ll enjoy sex less (physically) after her bottom surgery. Which I’m ok with! Or at least, I’m fairly confident that I’ll adjust/I want to stay with her even if that means having a less satisfying/no sex like. But I’m worried that she’ll feel bad about me not enjoying sex as much, and I know that I should talk to her about this, but I also feel selfish whenever I think about bringing it up.

The biggest thing is that I’ll miss the intimacy of feeling her inside me and knowing that she can feel me around her. We also have simultaneous orgasms literally every time we do PIV (sometimes multiple for both of us), which I’ll miss.

I’m worried that I won’t like it at all if she fucks me with a strap (or one of those custom clone dildos, which we’ve discussed making) because it won’t feel the same and I’ll know what I’m missing. I’ve used a couple toys before I met her, and they honestly didn’t do much for me. Maybe they just weren’t the right size/shape or it would be better with a partner, but a huge part of what I love about PIV is knowing that she’s getting off and being able to feel her reactions.

(My body also doesn’t seem to recognize that sex is done until she’s cum and gone soft, and I’m not sure how we would find a work around for that issue with a dildo.)

One potential solution I’ve thought of is just getting her off without reciprocation. I do genuinely think that I could be happy with that, though I obviously might be wrong. I want her to be happy and it doesn’t matter if I don’t orgasm when we have sex, but I’m worried that saying that to my girlfriend would make me sound like a martyr or make her feel bad about wanting to get surgery.

I’m also worried that she’ll end up enjoying PIV more than a strap (she’s planning to let any of her friends who are interested try out her pussy once she’s healed enough), but she’s polyamorous, so if that’s the case, she could potentially get another partner to satisfy her.

Specific Questions

1. Would you say your sex life was better before or after surgery?
2. In what ways was it better/worse? What type(s) of sex were you having before and after surgery?
3. If it became better, was it immediately better (after being medically cleared for sex) or how long did it take to reach that point?
4. Trans women who have experienced both PIV and strap ons post bottom surgery, do you have a preference? If yes, did that preference affect your relationships?
5. Any other advice/experiences that would help me stop being so insane?
6. Also any tips on broaching this topic with my gf without making her feel bad/seeming like I’m pressuring her?

Also please don’t sugar coat! I’d like to know the good and bad so that I can prepare for any outcome. And feel free to DM me if you’re not comfortable posting publicly.

Thanks in advance!

tl;dr: Woman is worried about her future sex life with her husband and is asking trannies what to expect but I will crop one excerpt that made me gag.

I’m really excited to be able to use a strap on her/eat her out (assuming I don’t have sensory issues with oral), but I’m like 99.9% sure that I’ll enjoy sex less (physically) after her bottom surgery.

Just dive in, nothing more yummy than a fucking petri dish. Current top comment:

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My sex life is and has been nonexistent since bottom surgery. It’s too painful for PIV for me and dilating even now 9months after is still incredibly painful and I bleed every time. I have zero desire to have anyone near my vagina as it smells (not like a cis vagina). Orgasms are so much better, but it’s all external play for me and probably always will be. Idk if I’ll ever let anyone get near my vagina again. Honestly for me, I am still rather disgusted by my vagina, even though I appreciate it and don’t want my penis back.

So, if I'm reading this right, then:

- Sex life after SRS is nonexistent.
- Too painful to even use a strap-on after 9 months with bleeding included.
- Zero desire to sex.
- Smells awful.
- Still disgusted at his axe wound even after undergoing SRS.

LIFE. SAVING. CARE.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

What do we think happened here, boys?

Hey, it's the porn troon who insisted that he'll still be popular after the big snip. Glad the story had the expected happy ending.

I see a future in which he's reduced to irl escorting. He will attempt to go "stealth" and be murdered.

 

[Candidate No 7]

Just imagine being stuck on that plane, I would probably also consider asking for a parachute. I wonder whether he expected to be applauded for it or how people reacted. That reminds me of a story a gay friend told me once, where some pooner in a local gay bar publicly announced her transition and he felt forced to clap along with the rest but he did not really think it made any sense. I told him to terf up and stop humoring trannies.

 

[Emanems]

I find it sad and alarming that "mastectomy" is their word now. It's been appropriated into their culture, made part of their casual language and perceived as a positive, "empowering" thing in Poonerworld and Poonerspeak. Gone is the horror and loss it truly signifies and the connection with serious illness. Deconstructed. And they bond with each other and get all giddy over a pun using it.

Oblivious, ignorant little ghouls laughing about something that's really not funny in their fucked up fantasy world. "Trans mastectomy pun! Take that, cishet boat patriarchy! Yeah!"

You are right, my mom had to go through that when the cancer got too bad. She cried constantly, my father couldn't console her, neither could me and my brother. She said she "doesn't feel like a woman any more!" When her hair started to go. It's a horrible thing, and these sick degenerates toss the word around like it's getting your tonsils removed.

it's the same with hysterectomies. don't want to powerlevel too much but luckily in the case of my mom it wasn't cancer, just a bad scare. but her crying when we didn't know what it was and the surgery was pending still haunts me to this day.

coming to this thread and seeing shit like I posted not very long ago always makes me MATI. I think it's inevitable when the shit hits home close to you.


at first I felt hate for them but eventually I have peace in my mind that whatever they chose to do is on their soul/conscience and there is no point.

Happy New Year to you and your families

Imagine the number of women yearly who are required to get them because of pre-cancer scares or actual cancer and these dykes will probably still talk about normal people having privileges and shit when they are so mentally ill they want and choose to mutilate themselves in such a way, and nobody discourages it (and whoever does is a -phobe).

 

[DogSnoopySnoop]

I have no idea why women love faggots so much when they are notorious for abusing women. Bisexual faggots are the worst since they cheat on their wives and gfs with dudes and give them HIV. Ive been noticing this softer attitude towards faggots lately because "at least they arent trannies". They are mentally ill perverts too.

There’s this idea that gay men are ‘safe’ for women because they’re not sexually attracted to them. But far too many gay men actually hate women and feel in competition with them for straight men. Which is ridiculous of course but there’s plenty of gay men who fetishize being able to turn a straight man gay.
I’ve both heard of and personally experienced gay men being handsy or groping women. While this may not intentionally be sexual, it’s still touching someone (often rather intimately) without their consent. They think it’s totally fine for them to do so because they aren’t attracted to women. They will often also critique a woman on her body or her fashion choices, without being asked, and this will often also be accompanied by groping. The sassy gay fashionista is a stereotype for a reason. (Side note: don’t even get me started on how many fashion designers are gay men. Ladies, why are we allowing men to dominate the creation of fashion trends and what we wear??)

Gay men can still have a weird entitled male attitude when it comes to women’s bodies.

I don't know where you're gettin' that. Social permission for women to be alone and to do whatever they want without a male partner has never been higher. If anything, the State and the Market encourage and wholeheartedly support it. It's been going on for literal decades, since the "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" 1970s.

General social permission? yes. The ability to support themselves monetarily? Yes, thank goodness. And you’re right that we’re living in a time where it’s easier for a woman to be single than ever before. But women (especially ones single by choice) often still have to deal with plenty of snide remarks, pitying backhanded compliments, and well meaning platitudes even from the people closest to them. Loudmouth people seem to think that you’ll never really know true love or happiness until you’re in a relationship with a man (or bear children). It only gets worse in certain cultures. And a woman’s worth is still often wrapped up in being able to land a man. This is NOTHING compared to many of the issues women have historically faced, but it’s a pressure that still exists for sure.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

Funny you mention this, you don't happen to be the passenger who wanted to get off the plane after Traniela had his coming out mid-flight?

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Yeah I wouldn’t want a pilot highly likely to be suicidal either.

 

[Fapcop]

What gets me is that these people don't apply the same logic when it comes to other things like humans being bipeds.

Imagine if they applied the same logic to everything else.

Will the sun rise tomorrow? Who knows?! There are places where it’s dark half the year!

Go to work? Why? What if your employer suddenly decides to pay you in seashells, nails or Zambian Okuguwulu?

Maybe it would be best to stay at home instead, an earthquake could happen after all. Or not.

If they applied the same logic they do to sex to even a small part of everyday life, they’d likely be institutionalized, living the rest of their life as a blubbering mess of uncertainty.

I have no idea why women love faggots so much when they are notorious for abusing women. Bisexual faggots are the worst since they cheat on their wives and gfs with dudes and give them HIV. Ive been noticing this softer attitude towards faggots lately because "at least they arent trannies". They are mentally ill perverts too.

There’s this idea that gay men are ‘safe’ for women because they’re not sexually attracted to them.

What women forget is how much shit they get away with and get a pass on from men, because they’re attractive and well: Women.

Bereft of that sexual attraction, gay men have no reason not to treat women as men. Or usually worse than they’d treat men.

The myth of the jolly fag hag has sadly wormed its way into too many women’s heads though rom-com and female media.

 

[Chandelier]

Then there is this argument they always use; "My mind and my body agree with me, now excuse me while I shove testosterone down my throat because my "male body" doesn't naturally produce it".

Then you have trans scientists like Simon Sun who straight up say there are no male and female hormones...while they guzzle estrogen.

One of my pet peeves with these people is when they try to bend over backwards and try and act as retarded as possible, pretending that sex is this huge, super complicated mystery and how would you ever KNOW if you’re a man or a woman and what “woman” really is.

I have just the post to sum this up, and an article that they referenced to go with it.

Yes, she used the old Ainsworth article even though she never said there were more than two sexes, and the neurobiology article never actually says they found a transgender gene or a transgender brain. They do talk about sexual orientation and thinks like the Fraternal Birth Order Affect. The opinion article she's referencing is here. This Pajeet also uses the classic intersex argument to prove that sex isn't really binary:

There are also many factors that can impact how someone might be “intersex” (not being male or female but having a combination of sex-related biological traits) to varying degrees. Research puts the proportion of intersex people at around 1.7 percent of the U.S. population, or roughly 5.6 million Americans. There are, as we will see, complex interactions between genes, hormones, and environment that determine how we express our sex. We still have a lot to learn about sex and how it is expressed.

Sex is one thing; gender is quite another. Gender is an expression of social and sexual identity unique to human cultures (and one that varies from culture to culture). You could say that gender is in your head, while sex is in your pants. In our culture, most people with male sex organs identify as men, but some identify as women. Similarly, some men have female sex organs, but most people with female sex characteristics identify as women; you might also identify outside of the male/female binary categories that are common but not fixed in many cultures. Your gender may also change over your lifetime, as it is a fluid trait for many people. The gender binary stereotype is often linked to sex and sexuality, but neither of these is binary; both are on spectrums across the Tree of Life.

Of course, she later admits in that same article there is no genetic basis for transsexualism (or homosexuality for that matter; I remember the Rush for the Gay Gene). I am not surprised she is making elementary mistakes on DSDs and uses the clownfish argument.

What about other species, you ask? Although genders don’t exist in the animal kingdom, that doesn’t mean there is no variation in behaviors related to the expression of a given sex. There are species of animals where the males behave or appear to be more like the females to avoid competition. These “sneakers” use the advantage of appearing more like a female to mate with females when the bigger, more aggressive males are otherwise occupied posturing, threatening, or attacking one another. Although some would call what these “sneakers” do “deception” or “mimicry,” this does not explain why a female would prefer a “feminized” male to mate with. She isn’t being fooled.

Sex can also change over the lifetime of many species. Have you seen “Finding Nemo”? If it wasn’t a children’s movie, what would really happen when Nemo’s mother and siblings get eaten? Well, in nature, a little male clownfish like Nemo or his father Marlin would eventually become female — and a big, dominant female at that. Why? Clownfishes are sequential hermaphrodites; they are all born male and change into females when the opportunity arises, like when the big, dominant mama clownfish gets eaten. (Real life doesn’t always make for the best children’s movie.)

But, even in humans, your physical sex may change over time. In the Dominican Republic, there is a small community of children called “Güevedoces,” who appear female at birth until about the age of 12, when they develop penises. This early but passing testosterone deficiency that causes this change is common in that community, but occurs elsewhere, too.

Also, we cannot forget how these people are also so willing to threaten violence:

Remember how that pooner hockey player got knocked the fuck out by just being brushed against by the 6'0 Hon hockey player? Yeah. It'd be like that. Or the Oklahoma pooner who got pushed the fuck around by a male cop while her 'wife' mooed in the background.

 

[Paper Machete]

Man, imagine being so off your rocker it's possible to get bodied in an Ao3 comment section.

 

[w.a.m.s.]

I just found out there's a whole subreddit for troons who need help picking a name.

https://www.reddit.com/r/transnames/

Usual pattern is to post a selfie with the request.
Here's one that made me laugh.
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Lots of answers, none of them amusing.

The whole concept of "strangers on the internet, please help me choose a new name" is so funny though. Especially when they look like this. You're right, bud, there is a high risk of you being seen as a guy.



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[Vampirella]

Mr. Bean

 

[Sean Andalou]

You're right, bud, there is a high risk of you being seen as a guy.

Mr. Bean

Alfred E Newman except for the hair.

 

[Vampirella]

Alfred E Newman except for the hair.

What, me worry?

 

[Everett C. Marm]

"AGAB is only relevant in medical contexts so-" NO.
The point of centering that it's ASSIGNED is to highlight that it's medically imprecise! The thing that is relevant in medical contexts is your actual biological status, anatomy and hormone levels included!

I wonder if there is a descriptor that we can use to label people's "actual biological status". Some kind of label that is easy to understand that will describe the anatomy and biology of a given patient.

"Sex" is just the social conception of gender applied to bodies

Sex is not a social conception, it describes the bimodal sex distribution of humans. The reason we use the word "gender" in English is because people don't like to say the word "sex" in polite conversation. This retarded postmodern "everythings a social construct" stuff is literally eroding medicine right now because you want people to believe your bullshit instead of actual medical training.

Failure to account for the individual's present-day status. If you evaluate the uterine cancer risk of someone who's had a hysterectomy based on their sex assigned at birth, you will be wrong.

Which is why when evaluating uterine cancer risk, this is a question that would be asked at a screening. The key point here is that, regardless of hysterectomy status, the only patient going in for a uterine cancer screening would be a woman because men don't have uteruses.

Pooners and troons are fucking retarded, but instead of keeping it to themselves they have to spread it around and ruin shit like medicine for everyone else.

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They just can't keep from telling on themselves

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What name do I look like?

"Hey you in the bushes!"

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The whole concept of "strangers on the internet, please help me choose a new name" is so funny though. Especially when they look like this. You're right, bud, there is a high risk of you being seen as a guy.

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Eugene.