Obscure Laughingstocks - Lolcows without substantial online presence.

[Piga Dgrifm]

Found this woman who loses her shit over American Girl dolls:
http://americangirloutsider.blogspot.com/

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I ran across this tonight while looking for (real) obsession commercials:

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

A coffee snob, I'm sure. Sheesh, and I thought wine snobs were annoying.

Wine snobs and coffee snobs are the same everywhere you go. They're irritating to the people who don't care and infuriating to people who actually understand wine and coffee.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

http://www.holykitsch.com.au/ - Her Site. Over the years its degenerated into a blog.

Does "hordes" mean something in Australian terms it means nowhere else the English language is spoken? Just curious.

We are ethical traders aiming a sustainable future our goodies come FREE OF PACKAGING. We aim diverse Green and recyclable we pay hordes fairly we pay hordes of taxes we pay hordes in our community GST is already included on all goodies we are way beyond hobby this is our living. Remember at Holy Kitsch! we are NON AUTOMATED meaning always receive enthusiastic and attentive customer service with gift choosing assistance Noni is good on star signs and personality types as well we can multi task meaning you do not have to wait forever whilst the assistant rudely ignores you

 

[D.Va]

How do you fail suicide attempts 15 times

 

[fcgh vgcf]

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How do you fail suicide attempts 15 times

be british

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

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How do you fail suicide attempts 15 times

Like this:

Spoiler

 

[Florence]

@Zorin. 'Nuff said.

 

[muina]

A hall of fame wrestler who murdered some bitch just died
So now some autist is reeing at said murders children like a fag
Hes also a cartoon sperg so it explains why.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

be british

You're not wrong. I went to school, with a girl who 'attempted suicide' weekly, Usually by taking four paracetamol or gently scraping her wrist with a box knife until they bled.

 

[TrapOrDie]

I've been creeping on this guy for a month or so he never has more than a few views he posts the weirdest shit and if it's a troll or art project I have no idea what the point is he certainly looks like he's on the spectrum. I hope this is a worthy offering for my new friends.

I give you: SexGodThunder

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqkrw-1lRnJI4XV9ATLNfAw

 

[Morose_Obesity]

I feel like not enough people talk about Ricky Berwick:https://m.youtube.com/rickyberwick

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Putting this up here if only for future reference since she qualifies for a thread, but is currently underage.

This is Alex Mae Muholland, a.k.a. DipsyNoodles, who has an ED page. She's been known in the past to have a ladyboner for Stewie Griffin (and having Mpreg fantasies of him) for an undetermined period of time before dumping him for another character. She hops from character to character (and DeviantArt accounts) like a whore, shipping herself with other characters such as Rick Sanchez (Rick & Morty), The Monarch (Venture Bros.), and currently the titular Duckman since May 2016.

Spoiler: she's also a weeaboo

Around late-2014/early-2015 on DeviantArt, there were a series of "shipping fan-art" pictures depicting her Diclonius (from Elfen Lied) self-insert and Shrek, who she has a hateboner towards for some reason. A trolling fanclub was actually made with this in mind, which was up until some time after she got that ED page when it was then reported and taken down and the pictures removed, though supposedly scattered across DeviantArt, some of those club pictures have survived in Collection folders. During that time, her white knights crawled out of the woodwork, so one of the users had drawn a couple of pictures of one and Alex in a lesbian relationship, and she had a chimpout about the whole ordeal on her AlexLovesTheMonarch account.

Spoiler: only-known surviving journal entry about it

I unfortunately haven't been keeping track of her after that, but it's a little reassuring to know she hasn't changed these past two years, even though she claims she no longer has a bitchy attitude.

Spoiler: a few examples of her being mature

 

[D.Va]

I don't think there's anything more pathetic than self-proclaimed 'cis' men who proceed to put pronouns and such in their profiles. It's like you enjoy getting walked all over by people who irrationally hate you. Just say you're trans like everyone else, nobody will dare question you and you get free asspats.

Generally I just end up avoiding people who list pronouns because they're bound to be whiners or just totally needy.

 

[XYZpdq]

A hall of fame wrestler who murdered some bitch just died
So now some autist is reeing at said murders children like a fag
Hes also a cartoon sperg so it explains why.

I wonder if this guy is related to the Molly Holly Psycho.

 

[MW 002]

http://cjfairfield16.deviantart.com/

Meet Conner Fairfield, a DeviantArt User who gets triggered whenever anyone uses autism as an insult. Posts daily updates about some troll called Tori, then goes to sperg out on Tori's many profiles telling him that he's lost or some shit like that.

Examples:

http://comments.deviantart.com/4/41720243/4326224861

http://comments.deviantart.com/4/38932303/4326220798

 

[Un Platano]

This is a Cebruz, a "4chan Fagot and Hardcore Autist."

His hobbies including watching Watamote, playing vidya, watching Watamote, getting banned from 4chan, doing heroin, watching Watamote, being a sped on Steam, sucking dick, and watching Watamote, in that order.

He really likes Watamote.

Spoiler: The Wall of Watamote

At least field researcher mistook him for a horribly misunderstood aspie, but came to a different conclusion.

First time I talked to him he asked for my dick
nothign about me just my cock
plus he wouldn't shut up about having no gf and when he played one game with me we played counterstrike
on casual
and he ended up getting buttmad and posting on the steam forums how everyone is shit for playing it
he flipped over a casual game
I honestly doubted /v/ and thought he would eb a decent person
nah
he is beyond that

https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/attachments/horror-png.63190/

Steam- Level 85 because :autism:
Has tons of accounts elsewhere but doesn't ever use them.
Not much more is known about him other than this, which is unfortunate.

 

[Muncie Anderson]

I wonder if this guy is related to the Molly Holly Psycho.

There is a thread about him already...

 

[MW 002]

So DreamPurr/Kindredghoul is the byproduct of being a Transtrender with Histrionic Personality Disorder.

She has multiple DeviantArt accounts because she keeps biting into more drama than she can chew. Her earliest one that comes to mind is G0thicF0x. Her current one is KindredGhoul.

Scratch that, this is an earlier one than G0thicF0x: http://xhappysinnerx.deviantart.com

I noticed her when she got into an autistic duel with SweetPastelStars, so I started digging

A few examples of callout journals against SPS:

http://kindredghoul.deviantart.com/journal/Devious-Journal-Entry-661866752

http://kindredghoul.deviantart.com/journal/Moving-forward-658783343

They deleted fucking everything before I could link to more of their autistic journals. Apparently at one point even DAHub told them both to fuck off.

Not sure if quite worthy of a topic yet because I'm still viewing this all on and off from a distance.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

https://twitter.com/KaiserReinhardI

• "Kaiser Something"
• Animu, Trump stuff, animu, Trump stuff, MRA stuff, Classicel civillisashon wuz da gratest, animu, Trump stuff, animu, MRA, Classicel civ., anime, Trump, animu, MRA, etc.
• Occasional goffik stuff in between...

I love edgelords. Not a full blown lolcow, but OW THE EDGE.