Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Patrick running for blocks, 2020.

 

[Judge Holden]

And thus the evening oinking continues....

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

And thus the evening oinking continues....
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You'd think he'd be smart enough to just copy and paste "This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison." but you can tell he writes it out every time like a fucking fat maniac.

 

[Divine right to rule]

To be fair, some of the very first historical artifacts that weren't weapons or tools for making weapons were dildos. They long predate writing.

They probably had more of an use as a fertility charm than an actual sex-toy, putting some splintry wood or stone in your vagene or even worse, your ass, wouldn't have been that fun.

I like the idea that there was some Patrick-Grug that had a special "club" that he needed to use to be able to perform with Nikigrugia.

 

[Judge Holden]

A black child asked for a phone so he burned milwaukee down instead

 

[In the Sick of It]

This faggot calls himself a professional writer and he doesn't know the alt codes for em dashes and en dashes.

He also doesn't know there are multiple ways to insert them in MS Word, from adding shortcuts to simply using the "insert symbol/special character" button.

It's an AI tell because most people don't use them outside of longer writing because as far as I am aware you need to know the alt code to use them on twitter and similar, or copy paste it. I'm not sure why he assumes this guy is talking about writers and taking it so fat and personally. He seems to be talking about social media posts.

He loves to just call everyone stupid, like the polar plunge video where he pauses, trying to find how he wants to describe the people participating in the tradition, before settling on "stupid." Why the fuck are you even there? He's a black hole of negativity and niggeroni.

Also lol at being 40 and eating late night cheesesteaks. I bet he's up tweeting at 4am because he constantly has heartburn from his shit habits.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

"Fuck, you're stupid" -fat drunk retard who spends 22 hours a day arguing with his toilet on Xitter

No toilet child, it's 24 hours a day.

 

[LowlyPheasent]

The cops may not have caught them but are we sure fatrick didn't? Are they niggeroni now or did they get him back for the disappearances of their friends? I suspect the only one who knows for sure is fatrick but I'm afraid he may never squeal about the pepperoni in his basement at least.

 

[Nana_Feeder]

My dumb ass thought it was the actor Frank Pellegrino (who died in 2017 apparently)

Good man. You had me going there for a second.

This Frank Pellegrino is a suitcase pimp for a pasty one-trick pony grifter. Together they live with his parents.

 

[Trans Randy]

They weren't men. They were black CHILDS.

Which makes his own version of the story actually quite believable.
PatricKKK just cannot let any melanated underage individual cross his path without at least trying to take them out.

 

[AnOminous]

They probably had more of an use as a fertility charm than an actual sex-toy, putting some splintry wood or stone in your vagene or even worse, your ass, wouldn't have been that fun.

I'd say that's probable for things like wood and rough stone, and especially the ones that were way too big to actually use (although Bad Dragon sizes look that way to any normal person), but I'd be utterly amazed if actually polished ones of the appropriate size that were somewhat anatomically accurate weren't used as what they look like.

Also lol at being 40 and eating late night cheesesteaks.

And not just cheesesteaks but the most disgusting ones I've ever seen, and even good cheesesteaks usually look pretty gross. It looks like something a fat old lunch lady in a hairnet would have handed you in elementary school.

 

[Maude Snew]

Patrick couldn't run for "blocks" if it meant saving his marriage. What a stupid lie to tell.

He is married to this woman though.

The only running a sane individual would do in this context is away from, even if her mom is paying for your shitty lifestyle and legal oopsie doodles.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

The last Samsung I tried was about half as fast as a Motorola from the same budget price class. No wonder he's so cranky all the time!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Patrick couldn't run for "blocks" if it meant saving his marriage. What a stupid lie to tell.

He can run the length of several Lego blocks, maybe he meant that.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I'm not sure why he assumes this guy is talking about writers and taking it so fat and personally. He seems to be talking about social media posts.

Rick hates AI because he knows it writes way better than he does, and could easily replace him.

Of course, a single BASIC program could replace him.

10 PRINT “This is why your life is already over, stalker child. Enjoy prison.”
20 GOTO 10

 

[IsaacShraeder]

 

[OffTopic]

It's simply wondrous how after seven years of this he still refuses to ignore the middle-aged working class fathers crank tweeting him from the shitter at work.



I don't even remember my life before we found Rick anymore. What the hell did I used to do all day?


Edit: He's the best.

 

[Divine right to rule]

I'd say that's probable for things like wood and rough stone, and especially the ones that were way too big to actually use (although Bad Dragon sizes look that way to any normal person), but I'd be utterly amazed if actually polished ones of the appropriate size that were somewhat anatomically accurate weren't used as what they look like.

During my uni-days we actually had a guest lecturer from greece who held a 2 week course over sexual history in greko-roman societies, and I remember that there were merchants who tried making dildos a thing for "wives whos husband was away", I think they were made of smooth stone or bronze and were to be used with olive oil as lubricant, but it never got off the ground because it was still uncomfortable to painful for the women.

Some Roman cults had some deviant sex-ritual shit though, I am talking giant piercing contraptions through balls and dicks of holy men of fertility.

Anyway, to get back on topic, Patrick likes to have big, vibrating dildos inserted into his voluminous ass, which is pretty gay.

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh dear god....he keeps a fucking record of troll burner accounts he spam reports enough to get suspended and is now bragging about it


Some of these are accounts he banned years ago, and yet he fucking bookmarked them solely so he could boast about how he is owning the StalkerChilds

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I think they were made of smooth stone or bronze and were to be used with olive oil as lubricant, but it never got off the ground because it was still uncomfortable to painful for the women.

Also remember that archeological expeditions call anything they don’t understand “a device with religious significance” and anything vaguely sexual “a fertility totem/dildo”.

Re above @Judge Holden one is not like the others



I AM FUCKING INDIAN