DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[roseroke]

I've always wondered if that's why Phil will always say the people who don't like him are no-life, scumbag, no friend, etc. It's a way to not only bolster his own ego, but trick the dents into thinking "Man this Phil guy really gets me, everyone else is a no life loser not me. I should give Phil money to really prove I have a life and friends."

A wonderful thought. As the king of dents, Phil has had to obtain the skill known as "Reverse psychology". As is the case with all dents, Phil has managed to transcend his status of dent lord and, through the acquisition of this "reverse psychology" skill, has ascended to become the dent king. It is the same for all dents. They too, upon learning said skill, can transcend the ranks to become dent lord and finally, dent king.

 

[Pargon]

I've always wondered if that's why Phil will always say the people who don't like him are no-life, scumbag, no friend, etc. It's a way to not only bolster his own ego, but trick the dents into thinking "Man this Phil guy really gets me, everyone else is a no life loser not me. I should give Phil money to really prove I have a life and friends."

If at any point I express empathy toward Phil’s supporters beyond the commonality of possessing an ancient reptilian brain, I fully expect one of you all here to find me and put me out of my fucking misery.

Make it quick and make sure it’s done, that’s all I can ask.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Phillip is jealous that Christian Weston Chandler has a 100 part documentary. Sorry to tell you Phillip but you're not as interesting than CWC. That's why you're clinging to PPP and your whales like your life depend on it. Oh wait....

 

[Pargon]

Phillip is jealous that Christian Weston Chandler has a 100 part documentary. Sorry to tell you Phillip but you're not as interesting than CWC. That's why you're clinging to PPP and your whales like your life depend on it. Oh wait....

Phil’s personality is so dull compared to Our Lady of Autism’s that he would need to literally bisect himself to form two identical clones and then go full ass-to-mouth sloppy-style with himself to even look in Her direction.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

It all comes back to Phil being a narcissist. Doesn’t want to experiment because it’ll show he’s retarded because he’ll fuck it up, which will have DAH TROLLS laughing at him (along with everyone else). Doesn’t want to go anywhere he’s never been because he knows fuck-all and wouldn’t be the font of all knowledge. Doesn‘t want to take risks because he’ll end up looking stupid(er).

It‘s a hell of his own making.

Nah, it's just from the lack of tummy time as a baby.

 

[Digger10]

I dont want to armchair too much but he's just a very insecure dude who is afraid of failure.

I thought regular exposure was supposed to reduce fear.

 

[Punished Derich]

Phillip is jealous that Christian Weston Chandler has a 100 part documentary. Sorry to tell you Phillip but you're not as interesting than CWC. That's why you're clinging to PPP and your whales like your life depend on it. Oh wait....

Ehh, similar content on phil exists to CWC like the Dent Sea Scrolls but there just isn't as much information on DSP's personal life (home videos sent to people pretending to be old friends and family, extensive dumps of stories to buddy troll group chats, hours and hours of catfish chats and IRL encounters, etc), Chris Chan didn't lie to people he trusted and when he did lie it was incredibly obvious.
I'd argue that he is comparably influential to Chris in the sense that there is an insular, gay-oppy subculture around him, an aesthetic and lingo and most people who are not apart of it don't get it and think we're fucking psychotic. We just need DSP to do something comparable to boinking his mom to make it 1-to-1

 

[Elbe]

"I have no problem E-begging"

 

[Cucktry Roads]

"I have no problem E-begging"

 

[shekelshoah666]

This prestream...wow. He legit doesn't know that gold has been an investment vehicle for thousands of years and just hit all time highs recently. His entire chat is just dumping on him saying shit like "I bought a bunch when it was at $800 per ounce now it's over $2000" and he is just pretending it's some MLM tier scam.

Business degree am I right?

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Philip, not being able to compromise, not even for your family, is a sign of being an entitled brat. It reminds me of that quote of Carmela from The Sopranos:

""Alright, Jesus Christ, we get it! Is that your only point here?! Because always getting what you want is for babies, not adults!""

 

[shekelshoah666]

Philip, not being able to compromise, not even for your family, is a sign of being an entitled brat. It reminds me of that quote of Carmela from The Sopranos:

""Alright, Jesus Christ, we get it! Is that your only point here?! Because always getting what you want is for babies, not adults!""

Triple P legit offering him all sorts of chances in the chat as well to make money but na he would rather just fucking beg 100 times a day. Totally dented prestream.

At least if you sold them some "Apocalypse prep kits" or whatever they would have some food to eat instead of nothing for their money.

 

[Lord_Point]

Guys this year is FINALLY the year its over for phil! That broke idiot is going to go from making CPA money to only making engineer money! What a fucking retard! How can he survive only making 50% more than the average american?

 

[Kagome Higurashi]

Isn't it crazy he takes consistent pee breaks every single stream? Sometimes he's pissing twice a stream. Either he's drinking to much or he's the worst liar ever.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Guys this year is FINALLY the year its over for phil! That broke idiot is going to go from making CPA money to only making engineer money! What a fucking retard! How can he survive only making 50% more than the average american?

Considering he spends 100% more then the average American at a minimum not very well if he truly trends back to ~$80k a year like he was pre KC. Even him making $140k isn't enough for his spending levels just based on purely what he says he eats/buys on streams not to mention WWE Champions and other shit. People really underestimate his spending especially with how much stuff has gone up in the last 2 years he is easily burning $6k on bills + food alone at this point not to mention everything else + taxes.

Bankruptcy is guaranteed and probably pretty quick once he is able to file for it again.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Either he's drinking to much or he's the worst liar ever.

Could be old-man bladder. Aren't prostate issues more common in alcoholics his age?

 

[NomineNemo]

Isn't it crazy he takes consistent pee breaks every single stream? Sometimes he's pissing twice a stream. Either he's drinking to much or he's the worst liar ever.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

Guys this year is FINALLY the year its over for phil! That broke idiot is going to go from making CPA money to only making engineer money! What a fucking retard! How can he survive only making 50% more than the average american?

Why do I always feel like nobody else remembers his bank leaks or his bankruptcy? Once again people need to be reminded that he is half-a-mill Phil. $500,000 dollars in debt while having an incredibly easy and high earning "job". He had $140 dollars in his bank account when the bank leaks happened. His money has gone down a relatively steady 20 percent every year while it was being tracked by pop. The only spike upwards is when a dumb fuck comes along to try puppeteer him for a month or so by donating a ton or the KC arc. It will continue to slowly go down over time as it always has. He is addicted to spending and can't change. Again, I am not going to promise anybody that he'll get what you think he deserves, but he is not happy and he is not secretly saving a ton of money to retire on some beach somewhere. He is stuck in the hell that is his life.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Isn't it crazy he takes consistent pee breaks every single stream? Sometimes he's pissing twice a stream. Either he's drinking to much or he's the worst liar ever.

He's wasting time. He never has to take piss breaks when on Kino casino.

 

[lupinthethird]

Watching him play Dark Souls is particularly maddening. He's using charged/wound-up HEAVY attacks, so he's only getting one swing in any bigger enemies or bosses during an opening before they attack. You get way more damage in with a combo of light attacks, even with some of the heavier weapons in the game, on top of all that he's playing as a NINJA class which I'm fairly certain would benefit more from combos of light attacks. He's played through FromSoft games dozens of times, it's remarkable that he still sucks this much at one.