Sam Hyde

Honestly Sam should be thanking god every day for Marky, the nonce accusations keep a-logs from focusing on all the other shitty things he does like fuck over friends, co-workers, and fans when it comes to money and his obnoxious "gimmicks" such as the spitting. we get it you loved when Stern did it 20 years ago. burping and farting into the mic is trashy.
He's done this his entire career, and it's just disrespect towards the listener. The listener is donating their time to hear what you have to say and you're literally spitting on them. It's not a live recording, you're editing this in. You're deliberately choosing to disrespect me for spending 23 minutes to listen to you talk.
that's his entire gimmick. it stems from either his ironybro side or his rebellion side, either way yes he is basically saying "oh you like this, fuck you!" And then Sam wonders why he got nuked from Adult Swim so easily,

say what you will about Tim or Eric Andre or his other detractors, they always attacked the targets and were grateful to everyone else, if you look at the behind the scenes of Tom goes to the mayor seasons 1 or 2 or any of the behind the scenes stuff from Awesome Show or Eric Andres show, everyone is the nicest most upbeat people out there, they really go out of their way to treat their coworkers and especially the fans amazingly. Even Andy Dick, at his most homeless and drug addled seemed really touched and thankful when he heard you were a fan of one of his songs.

meanwhile Sam openly believes that being a "fan" of another man is fucking gay. Like its blatantly obvious Sam is going full right wing grifter, even if those might be his genuine beliefs, and he's going to make it the most obnoxious show possible because he hates the audience and the fans. supporting sam hyde is like doing Heroin, i don't care if you enjoy it but its clearly a net negative on everyone.
 
Coincidentally, all the posts talking about Sam and Marky are around late 2016 as well, which makes me think Channing is the one who broke it as news
I would like to add a correction to this. In the typical Marky infographic everyone posts, there are two 4chan posts included along with their post numbers.
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These posts are from 4chan board /tv/ in an MDE thread in late 2015, a year earlier than Null assumes.
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(https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/62082240/#62085225)
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(https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/62082240/#62085525)
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(https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/62082240/#62085775)
Judging from these posts, it seems Marky's friend is the one who first broke the news rather than Channing herself unless she LARPs as one of her friends.
 
so if it was some other teenage girl would it matter more or less? Are you denying they even had sex? Sam didn't even deny that to Soph.
She could have been 18 or 80, it’s really not my business. I’m more interested in proof that Sam buttfucked Marky specifically, because it’s a claim repeated by Channing over the years that’s been repeated on Youtube and 4/8chan with absolutely nothing in the way of evidence.
 
In ignorance I thought 'hey thats great someone super high visibility finally said culture is downstream of race'. If he is really a white woman abusing jew nigger then that is actually a bad thing.

Sheep dogs (someone who goes to the edge of the flock and then tries to herd them back in) seem to be a well established tactic at this point. Even if someone is not initially that, they can be recruited into it later. If he is of this poor a character then its not only pointless to wonder whether he could be forced into it, he probably would willingly cooperate. He may well have done this specifically to attract compensation in exchange for using his influence over these people as per his prior 'get in on the right wing grift' remarks.

She could have been 18 or 80, it’s really not my business. I’m more interested in proof that Sam buttfucked Marky specifically, because it’s a claim repeated by Channing over the years that’s been repeated on Youtube and 4/8chan with absolutely nothing in the way of evidence.
>pictures
>plausible dating of the pictures
>apparently was not doing a bit
Skin tone check? Nigger?
 
Why repeat something that you literally cannot prove? It only muddies the waters surrounding what actually happened with Marky; “Sam Hyde bragged about fucking a 16 year old in the ass in a comedy video” has a distinctly different ring compared to “Sam Hyde was in a romantic and sexual relationship with a 16 year old” which is still morally questionable at best but not downright contemptuous and malicious.
 
Why repeat something that you literally cannot prove?
Marky claims it was about her and the timing is about as precise as it can possibly get. Granted, yes, according to Marky she was asked to do porn FFM threesomes with some other teenage girl, so I guess it could be about that other girl, but... I mean, I hope you have the fucking grey matter to realize how exhausting this shit is in general. Any sort of levy against any e-daddy is met with this sort of AGONIZING hair splitting shit where it's like, you're basically asking me to extract a confession or get filmed child pornography of Marky's shit on Sam's dick before you'll be satisfied.

Sam is in a position, because of aforementioned federal crimes of transporting + production of, where he will never, ever be able to confirm things. Maybe it would be good if he could make a video dressed up as a guy-advice video where he can go "Don't make bad penis decisions, don't shit talk women you fuck, don't chase porn fantasies, don't fuck teenagers" and maybe such a video would be very productive and make him look like he's matured. He can't make that video. He cannot make a video confessing to felony sex trafficking and production of child pornography. So the evidence you're asking for is not coming.
 
Honestly Sam should be thanking god every day for Marky, the nonce accusations keep a-logs from focusing on all the other shitty things he does like fuck over friends, co-workers, and fans when it comes to money and his obnoxious "gimmicks" such as the spitting. we get it you loved when Stern did it 20 years ago. burping and farting into the mic is trashy.

that's his entire gimmick. it stems from either his ironybro side or his rebellion side, either way yes he is basically saying "oh you like this, fuck you!" And then Sam wonders why he got nuked from Adult Swim so easily,

say what you will about Tim or Eric Andre or his other detractors, they always attacked the targets and were grateful to everyone else, if you look at the behind the scenes of Tom goes to the mayor seasons 1 or 2 or any of the behind the scenes stuff from Awesome Show or Eric Andres show, everyone is the nicest most upbeat people out there, they really go out of their way to treat their coworkers and especially the fans amazingly. Even Andy Dick, at his most homeless and drug addled seemed really touched and thankful when he heard you were a fan of one of his songs.

meanwhile Sam openly believes that being a "fan" of another man is fucking gay. Like its blatantly obvious Sam is going full right wing grifter, even if those might be his genuine beliefs, and he's going to make it the most obnoxious show possible because he hates the audience and the fans. supporting sam hyde is like doing Heroin, i don't care if you enjoy it but its clearly a net negative on everyone.
 
I find it funny that the same kind of people who would neg rate you in any thread if you so much as mention jews are constantly trying to prove that Sam Hyde is jewish.
Are you talking about me? I complain about jews everywhere, and get negrated for it. This is because they are by far the biggest and most obvious problem my people and the united states are facing.
 
im pretty sure all of these are up on the youtube if youre a member. if youre looking for one specifically i can try to download it for you if you arent a member.
Oh shoot, that would be sick tbh. Well before you do it, how would I become a member and is it worth it?
 
She could have been 18 or 80, it’s really not my business
why are you on kiwifarms then, if not to laugh at people making retarded decisions? it also isn't in question that she was 16, stop trying to pussyfoot around that just because you think the pedo makes funny jokes.
 
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The more I find out about Sam Hyde, the less I’m surprised that he’s stayed somewhat niche & lost a lot of potential. Fuck this creep for using young women how he has. Until I know more that’s my opinion. Whether his big fans admit it or not, Sam’s mass appeal is about as broad as the age range he pursues for his weird sex games he once advertised so proudly.

Hardened homosexuals ITT are some of the biggest dick suckers I’ve seen on the forum in a while. Even the Kino Casino thread didn’t have this much dick sucking going on, (& some people were honest to god complimenting Warski’s dick in that thread because they knew PPP reads it.) You don’t have to love everything about him if you like some of his work, it’s fine to say he’s a creep even if he has made you laugh.
 
The more I find out about Sam Hyde, the less I’m surprised that he’s stayed somewhat niche & lost a lot of potential. Fuck this creep for using young women how he has. Until I know more that’s my opinion. Whether his big fans admit it or not, Sam’s mass appeal is about as broad as the age range he pursues for his weird sex games he once advertised so proudly.

Hardened homosexuals ITT are some of the biggest dick suckers I’ve seen on the forum in a while. Even the Kino Casino thread didn’t have this much dick sucking going on, (& some people were honest to god complimenting Warski’s dick in that thread because they knew PPP reads it.) You don’t have to love everything about him if you like some of his work, it’s fine to say he’s a creep even if he has made you laugh.
I don't know why people want mass appeal. I prefer when the niche things I like stay niche.
 
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