Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Finger Pistols]

These were Rekieta's parting words to Jeff before leaving the stream:

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He couln't even make an effort to look presentable on camera for this? It was a short appearance in which he barely spoke. Look at the others, clearly prepared for this memorial stream. Yet the sloppy drunk couldn't even bother to show his face or put on a nice shirt or even be sober by the sound of it. What a fucking cunt. I wish him a million rakes to keep stepping on.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

I can't think of a way that he could make his life worse, but I Nick always manages to fuck up in unexpected ways. I hope Nick gets a million posts on his thread

OnlyFans?
Pro wrestling at the independent ("outlaw mudshow") level?
Open mic stand-up?
Painting under the name CHAOS (remember: all caps)?
New crazy girlfriend he met through a drug acquaintance?
Ghost hunting, using his newfound (fake) psychic abilities?

There is no potential bottom. It's all on the table. This mother fucker will rationalize anything.

 

[SargonF00t]

Smile, laugh, and learn more about yourself.
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He left off the most important thing of all, destigmatise your bedroom.

 

[Melty Butter]

He was chatting like a madman in Dani's chat while on the stream. It was mostly fans expressing love. This was the one detractor.

Spoiler: Many more about haters, edibles, etc.

Edit to say that I missed any chats from the first few minutes that he was on stream. I'll look once the stream is over and the chat is uploaded.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

How rich are Nick's parents anyway? Because it's starting to sound like maintaining his lifestyle is costing the trust hundreds of thousands of dollars. Were his parents multi-millionaires or something? How swole can that trust be, especially when they have other children besides Nick as well.

his family donated basically an entire hospital into existence.

Ladies, let this be a lesson to you. If you choose to be a stay at home mom and have no skills or work experience, it makes it hear impossible to get a divorce and leave. I've seen it in my own family.

i know people aren't fans of feminism on this site but back in the 1960s this was considered a fringe view to the point where many banks didn't even let a woman have an account without a man's (her husband or father) permission. By the time Reagan left office in 1989 like 3/4ths of states still didn't have laws aganist Spousal rape, meaning most marriages were "free use" style, just most men didn't seem to take advantage of that. There's this weird thing i've noticed in myself and others to assume the recent past was socially a lot closer to the modern day than it was. but in general shit changes way quicker than people assume, literally a decade ago most republicans were all but admitting open border good.

. I thought Bam Magera was the worst example but Rekieta with his degenerate lifestyle and financial and legal problems compounding into the worst rock bottom scenarios I seen.

at least with bam it was a typical too famous too young story. like he just turned 21 when jackass premiered and everyone wanted to buy him a beer, he never had a shot of pulling up, like most rock stars he would have crashed and burned no matter what because they're too young to know better. nick only went full degen after he turned 40 and those mid life crisis types are the ones that really have a lot to lose. Without the tv show Bam would have ended up in a somewhat similar place but because he was white trash his rock bottom would have just meant being fired from kmart. nick would have inevitably ended up like this once the cash rolled in as well

 

[anionfarflung]

To be fair, I doubt he saw my post, but he did pretty much what I suggested he do.

 

[Lurking9e9]

I'm intrigued by the psychological dynamics at play when content creators experience a public downward spiral, yet maintain a devoted following despite clear misconduct.
What cognitive mechanisms enable such steadfast loyalty in the face of mounting evidence to the contrary?
Does this phenomenon have a name?

 

[Powerhouse of the Cell]

still didn't have laws aganist Spousal rape, meaning most marriages were "free use" style

The last part isn't true.

While there were no laws that were specifically against marital rape.

It didn't mean that people were okay with it.
Rape was still illegal, and men who raped their wives were still arrested.

It's just that there was no specific law counting as marital rape because there didn't need to be one since it was already illegal and most people viewed it very unfavorably.

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Does this phenomenon have a name?

Parasocial Derangement?

Or just good old-fashioned Fixation plus Delusion?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

He was chatting like a madman in Dani's chat while on the stream. It was mostly fans expressing love. This was the one detractor.

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This idea seems to be Rekieta's main coping mechanism nowadays. "Nothing I have done affected you!"

He ignores that recent revelations show he has been lying to his audience for years about things that resonate with many people's core principles. His actions have affected children. He may think that because the children are his, their problems are only his business. But civilized society understands that children are the most vulnerable group and their interests must be protected by all. Often, a child's best interests conflict with their parents' understanding, especially when dealing with junkies like Rekieta.

He ignores the consequences his actions have had on his children's lives. They were taken away by CPS for weeks for good reasons. He may try to gaslight the public, but for anyone paying attention, this is obvious.

EDIT: He's basically saying:
"I've been lying to you for years. As a father of five, I've done a mountain of cocaine and exposed one of my children to it while engaging in an extramarital relationship. All while claiming I was a monogamous as fuck Christian that would never do cocaine.

But... Why are you mad? How have my actions personally affected you?"

 

[Stiffy]

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This idea seems to be Rekieta's main coping mechanism nowadays. "Nothing I have done affected you!"

He ignores that recent revelations show he has been lying to his audience for years about things that resonate with many people's core principles. His actions have affected children. He may think that because the children are his, their problems are only his business. But civilized society understands that children are the most vulnerable group and their interests must be protected by all. Often, a child's best interests conflict with their parents' understanding, especially when dealing with junkies like Rekieta.

He ignores the consequences his actions have had on his children's lives. They were taken away by CPS for weeks for good reasons. He may try to gaslight the public, but for anyone paying attention, this is obvious.

Has he ever once showed any kind of sincere contrition for his actions? The answer is no, he's said glib shit like " I am the best at making a fool of myself" etc but has yet to tell his fans (what's left of them) something like "I made some horrible life choices that affected my family, and I deeply regret it"
The fact of the matter is he will never take full accountability, he'll just blame shift, and blame God almighty for his woes. He's notthing more than a stubborn, unrepentant narcissist! Whether he's full on pathological NPD, or more faggoty Borderline makes no difference. He's a degenrate junkie alkie, and an emotional toddler in an adult body, funny thing is he's not even hit rock bottom. 2025 will no doubt be very fruitful for chaos in Rekietaland. Stay tuned...

 

[Melty Butter]

This just in.

It may be a dig at the many detractors that are currently on the stream?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I don't think the "Nick Rekieta of Rekieta Law, a small law firm in Central Minnesota" will fly anymore, because that sounds a lot like representing "as being able to undertake legal business".

 

[Vibralldo]

This just in.
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It may be a dig at the many detractors that are currently on the stream?

TBF I've been telling Nick how he should die far more

 

[Niggernerd]

This just in.
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It may be a dig at the many detractors that are currently on the stream?

Nick you should let people tell you how to live because you aren't exactly doing a stellar job of it on your own.

 

[Retink Retunk]

This just in.
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It may be a dig at the many detractors that are currently on the stream?

Balldo, No, please don't humiliate yourself again to prove a point by being retarded. If you did that it would really own us chuds.

 

[ddlloo]

"I'm not drinking, so i'm not doing toasts... like with liquor, but I'll just do one with spirit"

Very subtle Rackets. You're drinking spirits instead of liquor. You sure fooled us.

 

[Hellion]

Smile, laugh, and learn more about yourself.
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Is April writing his tweets now?

You can't convince me that the tweet wasn't just a DM to April. She's the only one with the IQ necessary to respond "Awwww...."

I wouldn't be surprised if any time either one of them writes "smile" in a social media post, it's supposed to be a sUpEr SeCrEt code to tell the other person that they miss them, or similar. Would fit their teenage mentality, like when April was talking about "ice".

They both think they're star-crossed lovers unfairly separated, and they love being exhibitionist/thinking they've got away with something publicly...

I wonder if April has had to vacate the ho-house yet?

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

This just in.
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It may be a dig at the many detractors that are currently on the stream?

if there's anyone who needs some guidance on how to live after spectacularly torpedoing an easy, fulfilling, and lucrative life that he sleepwalked into, it's this fucking guy right here.

 

[Pedophobe]

Kayla's to drugged out on pills and Star Trek.

What too much DS9 does to a body.

Smile, laugh, and learn more about yourself.
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"Life doesn't always work out as smoothly as you want it to." Carve that shit on a Dorito and eat it.

Nick, people liked you for what you portrayed, not what you betrayed. And you did it all by your lonesome.

He's trying to pull off a sexy goth badboy with a tragic backstory persona.