Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 157 40.3%

  • Total voters
    390
I don't know who does the descriptors, but I think un-reauthorised should just be changed to unauthorized, as he is currently unauthorized without regard to whether he ever has been. If he ever gets reauthorized, the description can be changed back. If critiques of this nature belong on another forum, inform me and I will use that protocol going forward.
 
When these lawtube crossovers happen and I'm forced to pay attention to the other internet lawyers it really dawns on me how fucking boring and bland all of these faggots are and how hard it is to present litigation in an entertaining light. Rekieta has always been exactly like one of them, and I really don't see how any of you people ever enjoyed watching this unfunny arrested development trust fund moron. He really always was carried by clout and the algorithm. Absolutely nothing organic about his popularity, except for turning into this wonderful dumpster fire. It's genuinely impressive that @Potentially Criminal can keep me entertained with his streams, because law shit is generally naturally very tedious.

Thank you fat man.
 
Nigga this is the most feminist site left on the internet. (And I don’t mean this as a bad thing) Real feminism not that tumblr mental illness stuff. you seen the beauty parlor? Joshy boy himself is a level 99 woman respecter.
Wanting women to be real women is not 21st century feminism! Men are the real women now.

Nick troon arc, when?
 
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This just in.
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It may be a dig at the many detractors that are currently on the stream?

If so it sure sounds like Nick doesn't understand his detractors very well:

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Edit: credit to @Vibralldo and @AltisticRight for beating me to the same joke, color me
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Could be he has started snorting estrogen.

Nick never needed to snort estrogen -- his estrogen levels have always been through the roof.
Remember, we're talking about a man who was on the cheerleading squad when he was at college. Now, a certain type of man -- perhaps one not a million miles from where I'm standing -- could deploy a certain type of androgynous effeminacy as a strategy to smash a mountain of pussy. It would depend on the era and culture in which somebody was living, I think.

But this doesn't appear to be Rekieta's motivation at all. He was playing cheerleader and telling people he was gay because he was more attracted to men than he was to women. First time he gets the vaguest sniff of a woman who is able to meet his needs -- act as a beard to his homosexuality. Willing to bear him a shedload of children to allow him to shake loose a mountain of trust fund money. Posture as a Christian, while being a willing participant in his sexual degeneracy. First sniff he gets of such a woman, he marries her. She's Charlie Bucket's Golden Ticket.

I really think that Rekieta's life and his sexual biography is in large part, a function of him being a low testosterone/high estrogen type of guy. Hence his attraction to the big Jamaican bucks. And the Balldo.

Rekieta might well troon out, but I don't think he'll need more estrogen to persuade him to do it.
 
The last part isn't true.

While there were no laws that were specifically against marital rape.

It didn't mean that people were okay with it.
Rape was still illegal, and men who raped their wives were still arrested.

It's just that there was no specific law counting as marital rape because there didn't need to be one since it was already illegal and most people viewed it very unfavorably.
Wrong. Many states have and had - exceptions for marital and other intimate person rape. I've posted info elsewhere if you care to search.
 
That was very helpful. Just to round it out:

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This was probably in context with the discussion about the gubberment paperwork and the cost involved with shipping Jeff's body from S. Korea to Utah. There's no other reason for it. The chat was primarily about giving Nick love.

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As @Permanent Resident Cope pointed out, it means Dani did not initially invite Rackets. Interesting.

...Probably to avoid this petty bullshit while memorializing Jeff:
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This was a shade at Sean. These were the 10 people on when he quoted "9".
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These were Rekieta's parting words to Jeff before leaving the stream:

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I hear his voice breaking twice during this (supposed) non-alcoholic toast. If I were a therapist, I'd say that's progress. Thankfully, IANAT.

Now this is to funny.

Rekieta in Ruin: Balldo Compound in FORECLOSURE!​

Nick Rekieta Exposed on Joe Rogan​

I love this. We just need @Fapcop 's face superimposed with the girls in the back.
 
Some factors:
1. Ego protection: all those superchats, hours watched, emotions invested... you'd either have to admit you've been fleeced by a drunken conman, which is embarrassing, or you can convince yourself he's a great guy unfairly maligned, and you are standing up for the poor soul.
2. Evaporative cooling: the most skeptical followers leave first, so conversation within the group becomes more and more one-sided. Nick's Locals members often lack basic information about the legal issues, despite being superfans.
3. Faux Christianity: a good person rushes to forgive sinners, being judgemental is very bad. (Somehow this only applies to sinners you like.)

But seriously, how can you not love a guy who eulogized your dead goldfish for a mere $20?
You put more thought into your post than his remaining fans put into their own lives. They are reeeeeetards and Nick is counting on that.
 
The Revenge of Lord Balldolot


Sequel to The Journey of Sir Balldolot, and the final installment in my medieval Lord Balldo trilogy.

To fit within the 200MB size limit, the video above is heavily compressed given the runtime, so here are download links for the high quality MP4 files:
1080p - Download
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Three months after the events of The Journey of Sir Balldolot, Lord Balldo (Nicholas Robert Rekieta) now has the Sektur Domain, led by Ethan Ralph rallying behind him, and he is returning home to exact vengeance on all he feels wronged him. Both the Kiwi Farms Domain, and the newly reformed "New Herrera" under the rule of the self-proclaimed Comicsgate Kings anticipate his return.

Meanwhile, Sir Hats (Jim Metokur) is out for payback for war crimes of the past, sending him down a rabbit-hole of what happened to the Herrera Domain.
PART III
The Revenge of Lord Balldolot (1080p) - Download
The Revenge of Lord Balldolot (720p) - Download

PART II
The Journey of Sir Balldolot (1080p) - Download
The Journey of Sir Balldolot (720p) - Download
KF Post (Jun 1, 2024)

PART I
Sir Balldolot and the Kiwinavian Prudes: Music Video (1080p) - Download
Sir Balldolot and the Kiwinavian Prudes: Music Video (720p) - Download
KF Post (Apr 12, 2024)

I will do my best to ensure these links always remain good for the lifetime of my account here. If you are ever unable to download anything from these links, and you want them, feel free to contact me directly to get them.
MAIN CAST
Sir Rackets/Lord Balldolot:

Nicholas Robert Rekieta
Kiwi Farms King:
Joshua Moon
Sektur Monarch:
Ethan Ralph
Sir Hats:
Jim Metokur
Sir Potential:
Sean Martin
New Herrera King:
Cody Dennison
New Herrera Pastor:
Ethan Van Sciver
Recruit:
Patrick Melton
Lady Balldolot:
Kayla Rekieta
Imaholet:
Aaron Imholte
Drexel Yarbrough:
Himself
Dax Herrera:
Himself
Daniel Paul Harris:
Himself

THE CHURCH OF THE BLACK BALLDO CAST
Andrew Branca
Andrew Esquire
Anna Mello
April Anderson
Corey Leon
David Freiheit
Doug TenNapel
"Grifty"
Joe Nierman
Kurt Mueller
Larry Forman
Megan Fox
Robert Barnes

THE SEKTUR DOMAIN CAST
Adam Edge
Keith Woods
Kyle Coleman
Lucas Gage
Nicholas Fuentes
Steve Franssen
Theodore Feaser
Tristan Sartor

THE COMICSGATE KINGS CAST
Andy Smith
Cecil Jones
Jon Malin
Riley Dalton
Shane Davis
Vito Gestualdi

"THE DARKEST DAY" CAST
Allison Cooke
Jamie Lynn Marchi
Jessie Pridemore
Kaylyn Saucedo
Kevin Michael Ensley
Lynzee Loveridge
Monica Rial
Ron Toye
Sean Christian Schemmel
Vic Mignogna

THE KIWI FARMS DOMAIN CAST
6th Ranger
AltisticRight
AncientPhosphur
Anionfarflung
AnOminous
Anticipointment
Balldo's Gate
Canard
Captain Manning
Catgirl Tyranid
Chazzed Up
Chimpburgers
ChromaQuack
Clayton Cadidlehopper
Climaxing Sunset
Desktop User2
Doctor John B Zyklon
Dustnight
Fake Steve Franssen
Fat Gay Riker
Harm
Himedall All-Seeing Waifu
Ice Gun Ninja
Jaimas
Kheapathic
Kosher Dill
L. Duse
Lemon-Lime Turpentine
Lian Xing
LiquidKid
Major
Maude Snew
Meiwaku
Mindlessobserver
Mr. Manchester
Musashi's Son
Nate Higgers
Not Even Twice
Not Who You Think
Not William Stenchever
Often Puzzled
Oliver Onions
Owlbear
Oxyjen
Peace Through Power
Pelican Bones
Pepper Jack
Procrastinhater
Puck
Return of the Freaker
Rot Pockets
Save The Loli
Sharpeteer
Spergichu
Sprate Header
Strix454
Stupid Frog
Swole McPole
Tard Whisperer
Tex Offender
Third World Aristocrat
Train Wreck Watcher
Turd Thrower
Vibralldo
Watching Rekieta
 
Late and retarded, but this whole house arc finally has me fully on board with the “Vic go fund me as grift” vehicle.
The Vic thing also helped launder his reputation because the people arrayed against the man were acting vile. The only person who came out clean being the lawyer who noticed Ty Beard's deficiency in filing is the universe telling us something about how it pays to be diligent when you're a real lawyer.
 
Common misconception - Nick was very good at scamming his internet following into believing this. The truth is that he is a loser and a failure who has survived on a trust fund his entire life. He was never successful as a Lawyer and has never held down a real job. The one success he found was with his streaming, where he was boosted by Dick Masterson at the height of his popularity due to the Maddox lawsuit. As soon as he made some real money from streaming (Depp and Rittenhouse), he immediately spent it all on drugs and ruined his entire life. The "hard times" before his law degree were him and his ghoul wife waiting for his grandparents to die to get some of that juicy trust fund, and I can assure you this - they wouldn't have let him starve while letting him "get his taste of the real world".

This is very interesting.
Does thr timeline line up with this?
Like did he really start that early and was he really just cruising on Daddy's money before his Internet fame?

Like was there never anything to his whole persona?
 
Holy shit, I thought my spending habits were bad. Lets see.

Shure 535 in ear monitors + 64 audio a18s in ear monitors with custom molds, around $3500
The 535's are a great, great pair of headphones, and not too badly priced at around 400$ MSRP. I use mine all the time and they've lasted me over 5 years of use and abuse to date and are still going strong. Worth every penny. But the a18s? For what? He doesn't mix and master music and those headphones are designed to very accurately reproduce the audible audio spectrum of which human voice uses a small percentage of unless singing. The cost/value ratio of a headset like this is completely and utterly lost on him.

I'd wager that he couldn't pickout which headset was which in a blind sound test unless he has exquisite ears.

Sony a7R4 and a 24mm Gay-master lens. It was introduced at $3500 which no doubt he paid that much, and an additional $1500 for the lens. $5,000.
Once again, a camera for photography of extremely high fidelity under any condition, permanently affixed in his studio to record him talking into his microphone and slobbering on bottles of booze... The ultimate quality of which is bottlenecked by streaming service bitrates and supported resolutions so the difference in video quality is imperceptible to most of his dwindling audience. A 4k UHD webcam would've cost him a tenth of the price and would've worked just as well for his application.

He paid scalpers $2200 to get this stupid graphics card.
I cant tell which card that is from the photo, but I'll assume its a 4090Ti based on his need to flex.

For what? Does he even game? Most games need only a fraction of the power of that card to run at the games highest settings. The few that do, he probably doesnt even play.

Does he render video or do CAD modelling (nope)? In which case he should've gone with an NVIDIA card more suitable to those tasks such as the RTX A series.

The sole, typical pc user counter argument is "he's future proofing" his rig, which falls flat on its face since each generation of computer hardware usually dwarfs the previous.

A fucking $3000 Wacom Cintiq to arrange stuff in OBS.
This nigger is off his fucking rocker.

All in all: a complete waste of money on shit he cant use to half of its potential, the quality of which is completely lost on him. Might as well buy a pack of official Supreme™ stickers at 500$ a sticker and stick them on everything, wife, hotwife, and children included. That'll be money equally well spent.

Great analysis as always Altistic.
 
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