Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sprocket]

Patrick tweeted the word prison 141 times in the last 24 hours.

 

[Meriasek]

What a guy!

/edit: Also, if I ever went into writing and wrote a military novel with a Lee Child style uberbeefcake saving the day, I would definitely call him Jake Raven (what a guy).
Maybe military scifi to insult the Chubby Cheesesteak some more.
Remind me to delete this post before publishing so I don't dox myself.

 

[FinnSven]

holy shit he LITERALLY looks like a fake giga chad edit of Patrick with an exaggerated jawline and everything. Ahahahahahaahahahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK

It’s almost like Chris Chan read Fatrick’s novels (ha!) and then penned some sonichu set fan fiction, featuring Paddy Tomasman and his evil opposite Tomas Manpad or Yddap Namsamot.

Paddy would be like Jake Raven, a bold manly square jawed hero nobly helping Chris on his love quest, and Yddap would be his nemisis, a fat lazy cowardly shit who was probably also a manajerk.

 

[Baked Buu]

Just saw this on a Cryptic Web Chronicles video. The Pepperoni Americans got their payback.

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

The Chubby's thing reminded me of this:
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I suppose that was his nightly routine for years: booze and gorge at Hooli's until about 8-10PM, then hit up some more slop spots on the walk home.

I wonder if he had his laptop with him.

extreme cringey main character syndrome. I guess he doesn't write anymore because he can keep calling himself an author even if he never writes a book again. what a lazy fat faggot — with bitch tits.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

I wish the internet could collectively ignore pat for a week to see what would happen. there's no way he doesn't love footsies with the pests

 

[Judge Holden]

Maybe military scifi to insult the Chubby Cheesesteak some more.

Shame I am not a massive nu-horror autist or I would be summoning a legion of script speds and gooners to cobble together a 5 Nights at Chubby's game in which fatrick is forced to work night security to pay off the damages caused by his obese ass being knocked over on the premises, and has to fend off various niggers, StalkerChilds, and assorted Milwaukee denizens lurking within the decrepit old establishment.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I wish the internet could collectively ignore pat for a week to see what would happen. there's no way he doesn't love footsies with the pests

IIRC the pests mostly abandoned him a year or two ago and he immediately created brand new patposters out of normies.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

this threads OP anniversary is coming up soon on the 21st.
5 years of fatrick

5th anniversary gift themes and ideas​

When searching for a fifth anniversary gift, you can find some wonderful traditional and modern suggestions here. Mix up themes, colours and ideas to generate a gift that comes from the heart.

Traditional 5th Anniversary Theme for Gifts: Wood
Trees (in accordance with the wood theme) have long been known to represent wisdom and strength, showing the solidity of five years of marriage. Reflecting the depth of understanding between the pair and the wisdom to accept the reality of making mistakes, a couple who have been married for five years will have found ways in which to forgive each other, and thus enjoy a happy union.
Modern 5th Anniversary Theme for Gifts: Silverware
The clarity of silverware, and its bright lustre, is a symbol of the strength and purity of a marriage. It also makes a couple more aware of their shared bonds as they eat together with their family using silverware, forming a strong unit.
Gemstone: Sapphire
Alternate Stone: Turquoise, Rose Quartz or Pink Tourmaline
Colour: Pink, Blue or Turquoise
Floral Theme: Daisy, **Blue, Silver or Pink Rose
The pretty daisy has a significance of loyalty, purity and faith.
**The blue, silver or pink rose is a romantic alternative for this anniversary, in keeping with the colour theme, and the symbol of eternal love that a rose represents.
Traditional Anniversary Gift Suggestions
• Art-print of trees
• Romantic wood-based gifts for her (jewellery box or music box)
• Wooden home items (basket, chess set, bookends, wine rack)
• Wooden furniture
• Wooden kitchenware (bowls, salad set, placemats)
• Wooden jigsaw puzzle
• Wooden sculpture



I thought what better than a wooden sculpture of a tough guy in front of a tough guy torque machine that is a mustang


just joking about the torque machine .... my piss stream has more torque than this v6 automatic slop bucket

 

[In the Sick of It]

IIRC the pests mostly abandoned him a year or two ago and he immediately created brand new patposters out of normies.

He's said before that he constantly engages with them because they would focus on some other poor soul instead. In reality, the pests are saving the normies from him.

Thank you for your service

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

He's said before that he constantly engages with them because they would focus on some other poor soul instead.

Which is doubly amusing because we have at least three threads on this fat faggots orbiters - people nobody would ever have noticed or given a shit about except for Rick pulling them into his orbit with his massive fatness.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

IIRC the pests mostly abandoned him a year or two ago and he immediately created brand new patposters out of normies.

The pests have declared Patposting is dead a few times now and every single time something new happens to not only bring them back but create a whole new crop of Patposters.

 

[Maude Snew]

Romantic wood-based gifts for her

 

[Akroateron]

It's over for Dear Feeder.
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The real deal or cyberstalker imposter account that should be reported, blocked, and reported to the @FBI?

Josh has received his account back? What a grand and intoxicating reveal! Also, since I'm the person currently asking very basic questions about Patrick and do not possess an X account myself - how does he manage to find so many people who so much as mention him by name?

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Josh has received his account back? What a grand and intoxicating reveal! Also, since I'm the person currently asking very basic questions about Patrick and do not possess an X account myself - how does he manage to find so many people who so much as mention him by name?

He scours Twitter for people mentioning him, instead of writing novels.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Josh has received his account back?

Yeah. He told the appeals team he was Indian and they immediately unbanned him.

 

[JustStopDude]

IIRC the pests mostly abandoned him a year or two ago and he immediately created brand new patposters out of normies.

The normies are the best Pat posters. Not even Dan can get the reaction that Leslie gets out of Pat.

She doesn't even need to do anything.

I legitimately believe that Pat would murder Leslie if he thought he could get away with it.

 

[Piggle Rick]

The normies are the best Pat posters. Not even Dan can get the reaction that Leslie gets out of Pat.

She doesn't even need to do anything.

I legitimately believe that Pat would murder Leslie if he thought he could get away with it.

He hates women and is frightened of men.

 

[Maude Snew]

Josh has received his account back? What a grand and intoxicating reveal! Also, since I'm the person currently asking very basic questions about Patrick and do not possess an X account myself - how does he manage to find so many people who so much as mention him by name?

They don't even need to mention him, if there's conversations going on he's been hearing about in the news and he's naturally instantly an expert in he just randomly jumps in all like

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Microsoft AI now knows of the mugging:

The AI cites this video as proof: