I wouldn't be surprised if he prefers it this way, his whole life seems to revolve around eating and passive media consumption and he has a wife to take care of him. All being less capable means is that he has an excuse to do less work. You might not believe it but Jack genuinely seems to be living his best life.
He gave them A yet only 3/5? 3 out of 5 is a B at best. Fuck off Scalfatty $20 for a meal at a restaurant isn't even high nowadays. I can't even recall the last time I spent less than 30 at a dine-in place. He should be banned from making these reviews. It's so rich coming from a guy that probably can't even make a tiramisu if his life depended on it. How much for a plastic container of premade tiramisu from Costco? The portion looks totally fine for anyone normal but Scalfatty is a nasty fat freak.
The better question is why do you need butter at all when you're cooking pork belly by itself? Pork belly and the bacon processed from it have more than enough fats to sear/fry/saute your vegetables in it anyway; it really only needs the seasoning you'd do for bacon, so a bit of sweet via brown sugar, a good amount of salt and pepper, a couple of random spices like paprika and so on, and a small dash of liquid smoke if you want it to taste closer to bacon without smoking or curing it.
The real reason is this fat retard finally gave up since he got angy he had to hide eating all those desserts he wants like cookies and cake and so many others.
I guess I never really grasped the goal of civilization before. Why did Newton discover calculus? What are Maxwell's equations for? Why did Mendeleev deduce the periodic properties of elements? The answer to these and to all questions: To stuff Jack with gud meetz until he becomes crippled from overeating, then to provide him with heroic medical care until he gracelessly expires.
Hold on... is this actually Fatty that wrote that? I mean I knew he was scared of the darkies and Jr shouts gamer words all the time off camera but did he honestly write this and refer to them openly as "niggers"?
Seriously? You're giving Jack way too much credit here. It's a copypasta found on /fit/'s FPH threads.
The idea of even needing more salt in something where the main ingredient it bacon is insane. Stroke recipe. Amazed he constantly eats shit like this and hasn't had another stroke in a while.
Even better, Jack is incessantly whining about the size of the room that his wife paid for because even then Jack didn't have a real job and relied on Mommy to treat him to everything. Also funny he mentions he needs to eat healthy because of his diabetes, and this was in 2008, but he lowers himself to stuffing his gullet with hamburgers and hot dogs anyway. Surely that won't cause any problems down the line for Our Bitchy Fatness.
In one of his earliest posts in 2003 he claims Tammy was working two jobs to support him. Can you imagine busting your ass working two jobs, go on a cruise for your anniversary that you paid for and your worthless fat slob of a husband does nothing but complain the entire time? It's a wonder she didn't push him over the railing.
The two sides of Jack Scalfani = "I saw expensive luggage I wanted to steal but I'm a Christian" and "I didn't get enough food so I'm praying the boat sinks."
The way it immediately goes back to the claw once the jar of seasoning is removed is uncanny.
I give Fatty no credit because it sounds like something he'd say because he hates the darkies.
All this really shows is that he's been a miserable asshole his entire life.
Not just that but he complains that the other channels were showing the DNC... but he's a Christian. You know like most of the people at the DNC.
