Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I try not to wish bad on people but I hope it's what passes as his sense of taste that goes bye.
Not being able to taste all the juicy gud meats and cocks would be hell for him, which he probably deserves but it's only God's place to judge so

If there was even one example of Jack being decent or kind towards others I'd feel differently, but he's been such a total asshole his entire life and brought this entirely on himself. Like one time he did something good for others, but there just isn't one.

I'm pretty sure he just pocketed the $428 from the now defunct Convoy of Hope fundraiser too.

 

[AnOminous]

And he's apparently Italian.

23 and Me told him he's an Arab.

 

[Neko GF]

BLT BITES - FOOTBALL FINGER FOOD​

(01/03/25)

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[Agamemnon Busmalis]

BLT BITES - FOOTBALL FINGER FOOD​

(01/03/25)

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Someone at TJ Services must have read my post about the Convoy of Hope, it's back.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

BLT BITES - FOOTBALL FINGER FOOD​

(01/03/25)

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Well that was retarded. I didn't know what to expect but that wasn't it. And that's not a "bite". A couple of those are an entire meal.

 

[Bassomatic]

Well that was retarded. I didn't know what to expect but that wasn't it. And that's not a "bite". A couple of those are an entire meal.

Calories don't count when you're Kar-I-VORE. This was tragic, past funny just tragic. Wait, it's Jack... it's hilarious.

 

[Super Hans v2]

BLT BITES - FOOTBALL FINGER FOOD​

(01/03/25)

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This shit's retarded. Just like all his other dipshit Game Day ideas, like pizza in a mug, it's easier and better for everybody to just make the real thing.

 

[semitooth]

BLT BITES - FOOTBALL FINGER FOOD​

(01/03/25)

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perfectly normal, functioning right arm

 

[p1138]

"it's been a year since lettuce and tomato has entered this mouth, A WHOLE YEAR"

So I guess he's officially done with the carnivore larp.

 

[James done did it]

BLT BITES - FOOTBALL FINGER FOOD​

(01/03/25)

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quality clawtent. cooking is whatever. BUDDER. the real moneyshots are him doing the skewering.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Look at this fat bitch lying as if he didn't destroy a whole serving of tiramisu by himself

Also, what a bitch for giving the restaurant a 3/5 while giving it an A just because this fat idiot can't come to terms with the fact that its not 2002 anymore. 20 dollars for an entree at a sit-in restaurant is not even high.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Look at this fat bitch lying as if he didn't destroy a whole serving of tiramisu by himself

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Also, what a bitch for giving the restaurant a 3/5 while giving it an A just because this fat idiot can't come to terms with the fact that its not 2002 anymore. 20 dollars for an entree at a sit-in restaurant is not even high.

Notice how in his videos he hides that he's in a wheelchair yet given how google reviews are, I tried to write a review for the same restaurant and look what I found



Jack needs to stop lying about his wheelchair man

 

[Marc]

You know Jack left that 3/5 "lazy tiramisu" review in the hope that the restaurant he disingenuously gave an "A" in one of his tax fraud videos would offer to comp him an extra serving of that carnivore tiramisu.

 

[Pig Cups]

Happy New Year, Jackoffs!! Been catching up on the thread after having been away for a while…

That afterbirth-looking MEAT CHILI was the most horrifying recipe I’ve seen Jack put together in the last 2 years. No rhyme or reason to any of the ingredients or techniques. Even the bacon looked inedible-the way he piled it on top reminded me of the mountain of human waste in Jan’s toilet from Season 5 of Hoarders that she kept piling up after her water main was shut off. Jack’s “cooking” at this point contains the same degree of capability, intellect, and skill as watching a kid create a “potion” in a coffee can by mixing in paint, Elmer’s, glitter, and various household chemicals. You might argue that it’s been that way for at least a decade, but this was…different. Jack has never looked more like a clueless retard kid with finger paints than he did in that video.

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Are you fucking kidding me? This thin-skinned twat can’t even handle mild, well-meaning disagreement, or comments from livestream chats. Yet, he thinks a format where other people are given the mic to discuss/debate a topic as ambiguous and personal as Christianity/scripture is in any way doable for him?

And LOL at Jack trying to set up and facilitate a call via Zoom.

There’s even an [OBJ] in the title! We love you, Rob.

Look at this fat bitch lying as if he didn't destroy a whole serving of tiramisu by himself

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You heard it here first, folks.

Jack Russell Scalfani, THE Lazy Man, who created the Lazy Man’s recipe series on his distinguished and groundbreaking YouTube channel…is taking issue with a “lazy version” of tiramisu (a simple dessert in itself).

 

[Woggie's child bride]

Why is the "onion butter" a fucking powder? if it's meant to be onion butter why does he need to add more butter? And how is this meant to be a health food even by jacks messed up standards, shouldn't all the sugar in the tomatoes be giving him cancer or whatever he thinks?

 

[p1138]

Why is the "onion butter" a fucking powder? if it's meant to be onion butter why does he need to add more butter? And how is this meant to be a health food even by jacks messed up standards, shouldn't all the sugar in the tomatoes be giving him cancer or whatever he thinks?

Because by Fatty's standards, a cherry tomato and a couple bits of lettuce when combined with a huge chunk of pork belly is healthfood. The "onion butter" is just onion powder, butter flavoring, salt, and sugar. It's practically just fucking popcorn salt with onion powder added.

I want to know what made him finally decide to give up the carnivore larp. Was it a health crisis we've missed out on hearing about? Did Tammy finally tell him he needs more fiber? Another bill from the plumber?

 

[EatYourVeggies]

"And then obviously your order of.... steaks. OGAY" Are wooden chopsticks cahrnavour?

Edit to avoid doublepost: Jagoff slapping the ingredients compilation. The juicy meetz get groped a total of 5 times.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Notice how in his videos he hides that he's in a wheelchair yet given how google reviews are, I tried to write a review for the same restaurant and look what I found

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Jack needs to stop lying about his wheelchair man

It's not a wheelchair. It's a Scooty-puff.

 

[Marc]

"And then obviously your order of.... steaks. OGAY" Are wooden chopsticks cahrnavour?

Yeah; I couldn't help but notice meltybrain calling skewers "stakes" (but obviously pronounced "STEAKZ", in the inflection of a dog begging at the dinner table learning to talk).

I want to know what made him finally decide to give up the carnivore larp.

Due to it all being bullshit, there are two answers: The first is that he hasn't given up the LARP - Jagoff's just gotten so lazy with it that he's going to continue insisting he's kernelvur, even while regularly putting footage of himself eating anything within reach up on UTOOBS.

The second answer is that Jack feels having stuck with a fake diet for a year entitles him to treat himself on camera, now that he's proven his willpower and restraint to us and God. He just has to let the viewer know that he's been so BLT-deprived over the past year that he deserves a BLT where we can all see it.

Jack may have done more lying in 2024 than in any other year of his life. For a while, there, he was boasting of his fake diet every day, lying about his weight, blood pressure, and glucose readings every week, and lying about what he had ordered and eaten every time he uploaded a video. These practices led to Jack entering 2025 fully resigned to lying any time he writes words on the Internet, and seemingly having given up on trying to control what's said about him in the comments of his videos. He seems to have sunk so low that, now, he just takes any negative attention as proof that he's important. And his insistence on being so fucking lazy with filming and uploading these horrifying videos in as fast and loose a manner as possible means we're liable to see him pantsless in one.

What does Jack even have to look forward to in 2025, other than possibly setting a world record for strokes?

 

[desudesu]

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Oh wow, truly inspiring that he’s completely fine with that disgusting, lifeless arm stuck in some rigor-mortis claw. It’s as if being right-handed somehow makes it optional. Honestly, if I lost my right arm to a stroke, I’d be literally clawing my way back to functionality with more grit than if I lost my left - and even then, I’d still give it everything. But hey, maybe his goal is to be half-functional at best. Fucking sad, and honestly, gross to look at.