The Kiwi Farms userscripts - AKA Autistically fixing the reaction system that Null broke

[GunCar Gary]

this is another FBI psyops to radicalize white men. using the thread highlights feature and watching threads is part of the conditioning

don't fall for it

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

you say it wasn't hurting the site and yet now our functionality is crippled

check mate atheist

The cripple is in charge and is feeling hurt and is buying cheddar at Shart Mart.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

I like this because the niggers who are autistic enough to check their reactions score every ten minutes and create spreadsheets for who gave them bad stickies, and will actually quit the site for not giving them dopamine updoots, are the exact niggers I already hated

That hurt, honestly. I loved the stickers, and I don't think I deserve to be hated.

 

[( ◠‿◠ )]

Reactions are good because you don't have to reply "I thought this post was bad" or "no way that's actually true" (optimistic) or "I was going to post the same thing" (agree).

I was going to post the same thing.

 

[Dyn]

Help, I made a post in this thread and I can't find it anymore because the reaction page is gone....

There are a few alternative workarounds I've discovered.

- Manually click threads at random and hunt through them page by page to see if you posted there
- Write down the threads you like on a real piece of paper, annotated with the time and date of your posts.
- Go to https://kiwifarms.st/members/mindlessobserver.16725/#recent-content
- Check to see if onionfarms or tranny twitter are talking about your posts. They might have screenshots.
- Go to the random.txt thread and see if anybody's quoted you, you can click the quote to return to your post.
- Say something pro-pedophilic in every post you make so people are more likely to reply to it and you get a notification.
- Report all of your own posts after you make them, so the little 'report rejected' notification comes up the next day.

I will not use the 'subscribe' feature. I will not.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

nah, this is wrong.

the script was effectively DOS'ing the site. the 503 response code was a hint, but OP was too lazy to google what it meant. ENTIRE sticker history, lmao. sharing it after the fact though is hilarious.
i'm surprised he wasn't banned.

Then banning him, and not removing the feature from hundreds who might use it who never asked him to do the script, didn't know he was doing it, and still don't if they didn't think of coming to this subforum, would have been a better outcome.

I've already found my workaround I guess. I just have a tab up now of my "Postings" page so I can check my recent posts to see if anyone thought them interesting. Can't wait til someone finds a way to make Null get pissed about this feature and disable it. But autism finds a way.

 

[Ratatouilleratatoskr]

I know that the answer is that Null got mad and had control over it to change it in anger but why not just remove the reactions received page entirely if this was the course of action he decided on? I like this site quite a lot and would prefer if the ooperater made decisions about altering it after due consideration instead of because someone pissed him off.

What kind of ooperator would he be if he wasn't an autistic control freak?

 

[Caesar]

The cripple is in charge and is feeling hurt and is buying cheddar at Shart Mart.

hes not crippled yet he's just morbidly obese and retarded

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

I hate myself for predicting this exact outcome in the prior thread:

Inb4 Null deletes the thread, bans all the users that posted in here, and disables the Reactions Received page causing the second sticker holocaust (never forget).

 

[not william stenchever]

I was going to post the same thing.

I was also going to post the same thing but now you know that I was going to.

 

[Punished Magician]

And yet the well-behaved users get punished for their misdeeds because instead of removing those specific users' abilities to react or see reactions, Null thinks the rest of the site is retarded enough to warrant disabling it for everyone else. :/

The best part is the sticker spergs are absolutely obsessed enough to check their latest posts multiple times a day to keep an eye out for any transgressions, anyway. It's compulsive. The less dedicated will die out, leaving only the strongest of stickertards to remain and shape the next generation of spergery...

You fools... did you really think he was trying to stop the sticker cultists? No, he's accelerating natural selection, making them stronger... The thin-skinned ghouls of the internet relentlessly attack him and his site because they're obsessed with how others think of them, and cannot stand being caught in the gaze of our humble gossip community. Jersh has had enough, and for their sins, he will unleash upon them hordes of ego-centric autists stricken with the same self-absorbed sickness as them. The world will suffer for what they've done.

The farms is naught but a modern-day Patmos, and dear ooperator is our Yakub. Slowly but surely, our sticker-seeking instincts will be pushed further as we continue to adapt to the harshening conditions. One day, Josh will add a 1/3 chance for any reaction to appear as a different one instead, so when you go to bitch at someone for negrating you, they can claim that they actually reacted Winner and that you're being a faggot. The sticker cultists will adapt by analyzing their reaction history for trends too strong to be attributed to random chance, using it to prove that the sticker in question really is how they would react to the post, and Josh will respond by removing the ability to view what a user has reacted to from their profile. Stickercels will start scraping posts in the wild for data, and the ability to see which user is responsible for a given reaction will be the next to go. The battle-hardened stickermensch will start to guess the identities of the anonymous reactors with startling accuracy by studying the flow of conversation in the thread beforehand.

Soon, they will unlock an ability once thought impossible: telling who reacted (and with what sticker) to a post, before the post has even been made. Disclaimers will be added at the bottom of every post calling out their enemies and the exact reaction they were about to give, followed by a statement saying that leaving that reaction is to express agreement with the statement that said user is fat and gay and [poster] would not have sex with them.

I, for one, welcome this new era with open arms. I am but clay in Master Ooperator's hands, to be molded into something bigger than I ever could have achieved myself. After all, Evolution is just 'reacting' to one's environment, is it not? This is how it was always meant to be.

Only one question remains, brothers...
ARE YOU READY TO BE REBORN?

 

[Caesar]

The best part is

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Fuck you OP you made it go away

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

you say it wasn't hurting the site and yet now our functionality is crippled

check mate atheist

gagabobo1997: "We had to kill the stickers in order to save them"

 

[gagabobo1997]

I've already found another method for monitoring received stickers. If you follow EVERY user on the forum, you will get a list of all reaction activity in your news feed, then you just parse out entries where a user stickers one of your posts.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I hate myself for predicting this exact outcome in the prior thread:

Now you're the guilty person. Now we have to remove your balls and penis.

 

[Jex]

Rest assured, I shitpost for free. No sticker notifications required.

 

[skunt]

I know what 503 means, thats why I added a longer polling time. Two requests to the reaction page every minute wasn't hurting the site. I would do more than that manually sometimes with my sticker autism.

i don't believe you.
25 per page, twice per minute = over 4 hours of constant polling to get ~12,000 reactions (your own screenshot has 13k+)

you posted the followup ~20 minutes afterwards, which already had the result in the screenshot.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I've already found another method for monitoring received stickers. If you follow EVERY user on the forum, you will get a list of all reaction activity in your news feed, then you just parse out entries where a user stickers one of your posts.

You are trying to destroy FOLLOWS now, too? fuck off.

 

[gagabobo1997]

i don't believe you.
25 per page, twice per minute = over 4 hours of constant polling to get ~12,000 reactions (your own screenshot has 13k+)

you posted the followup ~20 minutes afterwards.

It would find the final sticker page and do math to calculate the total amount of reactions. It only took 1 (one) request to get the total reaction count and 1 (one) request to get the recent reactions.