The Kiwi Farms userscripts - AKA Autistically fixing the reaction system that Null broke

[Nameless One]

Hard to interact with a forum when your features are unreliable and archaic even for PC users.

 

[gagabobo1997]

If you want to propose an alternative that is not contingent on desperately and continuously tracking your reddit karma, go for it.

Maybe when you watch a thread rather than notify you 1 (one) time when it gets a new post, notify you every set time interval for how many posts have been made.
"There have been 34 posts in the thread '4chan' in the last hour." then link to the first unread. If there's no activity you would get nothing, but if theres a significant amount of activity you would be alerted to it. That would be good for me, not sure about other people.
My main issue with the current watched threads feature is that it only alerts you once which is easy to miss and it doesn't say anything about the amount of activity, which is indicative of something interesting happening.

 

[Harvey Danger]

It completely and totally defies belief that people actually track site activity by people reacting to their fucking posts. Just staggering.

"I am shocked people check the weather by opening a window" - man writing a weather app

If Watch Threads, Subscriptions, and Following users didn't suck so bad, maybe people would stop using the nice handy indirect methods the software does provide.

 

[Ethyllithium Boybortion]

Well, I for one, am relieved. I would rather never know if anyone (especially on the internet) thought positively or negatively about something I said.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

This has been a wonderful episode of "Null hates user injected JavaScript".

 

[Jason Wynn]

What I’m not understanding is how does the way users navigate the site affect you personally in any way, Null? If people want to be retarded phonefags who can’t figure out how to browse the site otherwise, what harm did it do just letting them be retarded phonefags? Ban the autists who keep insisting on trying to break the site, that’s fair, but why punish the entire user base over the actions of a few?

 

[Skeletonized Cow]

If you want to propose an alternative that is not contingent on desperately and continuously tracking your reddit karma, go for it.

Maybe a ping that alerts a user to the thread's existence when one of their posts is reacted to? No specific reference need to be made to post or sticker, just a "hey this thread is still going" ping.

 

[GunCar Gary]

It completely and totally defies belief that people actually track site activity by people reacting to their fucking posts. Just staggering.

 

[Nameless One]

What I’m not understanding is how does the way users navigate the site affect you personally in any way, Null? If people want to be retarded phonefags who can’t figure out how to browse the site otherwise, what harm did it do just letting them be retarded phonefags? Ban the autists who keep insisting on trying to break the site, that’s fair, but why punish the entire user base over the actions of a few?

Because you have to interact with the site in HIS way or you can fuck off apparently. This is about more than stickers it was a useful page for unorthodox navigation to check up on threads more reliably. Guess what people will eventually choose Null?

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

You have trained yourself to use a basic web forum in the single most retarded way possible. It is so incredibly low intelligence I don't even feel bad for you. It genuinely is outside my realm of comprehension. I don't know how you did this to yourself.

If you want to propose an alternative that is not contingent on desperately and continuously tracking your reddit karma, go for it.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

At this point just fuck stickers. Nuke the whole thing. Fuck it all.

(purposefully not thumbnailed)

 

[Focken Kiwi]

As @NoReturn suggested, an "Unread" option from notifications could work. Or you know, fix the fucking watched threads option, it doesn't work right and all it does more often than not is bloat the main page.

Honestly? I'd like an option under preferences to hide watched threads from the main page.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Following users didn't suck so bad

why would you want to follow every post a specific user made? never quite got that

 

[Dyn]

It completely and totally defies belief that people actually track site activity by people reacting to their fucking posts. Just staggering.

How are we supposed to do it? Reactions Received is the objectively best way to navigate the website. You can see which threads are popping off in real time without being bothered by notifications when you aren't interested, and you have a really convenient way to pop back in at the point you left off, and then when you lose interest and stop posting in it the reactions die down a day or two later. Sometimes you'll even get reminded of a really funny thread you liked from four years ago.

 

[Not Really Here]

If Watch Threads, Subscriptions, and Following users didn't suck so bad, maybe people would stop using the nice handy indirect methods the software does provide.

https://kiwifarms.st/whats-new/posts/

Is nice when it works.

 

[Jace on ice]

Everyone bitching is still gonna drop superchats on the next stream because they need parasocial attention from their bipolar E daddy.

 

[CallmeCicada]

You have trained yourself to use a basic web forum in the single most retarded way possible. It is so incredibly low intelligence I don't even feel bad for you. It genuinely is outside my realm of comprehension. I don't know how you did this to yourself.

If you want to propose an alternative that is not contingent on desperately and continuously tracking your reddit karma, go for it.

Most people will never respond to a message sent to them and will just leave a like, it's nice knowing that they read it. Why does people find finding ways to use your site make you want to call them retards. Holy shit, give me a break.

 

[Nameless One]

How are we supposed to do it? Reactions Received is the objectively best way to navigate the website. You can see which threads are popping off in real time without being bothered by notifications when you aren't interested, and you have a really convenient way to pop back in at the point you left off, and then when you lose interest and stop posting in it the reactions die down a day or two later. Sometimes you'll even get reminded of a really funny thread you liked from four years ago.

Perfectly described, thanks. I'm sure he will still find a way to call you retarded for reddit karma.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Remember when Null explicitly said we could use the page he just nuked to navigate the site?

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I member.

archive, for reasons

Hmm. That really throws a bunch of cold diarrhea on this tantrum.

So it's really one of those, "Use this instead!" "NO, NOT LIKE THAT!" "FUCK YOU PEOPLE, NOW YOU HAVE NOTHING AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!"

 

[Null]

Can you make one post where you don't behave like the biggest, smuggest, most self righteous cunt imaginable? I'm genuinely asking.

Kill yourself