Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Desktop User2]

Destiny rides out his scandals with honesty about his vices and a good work ethic. Nick can easily achieve the former. It's the latter that's in question.

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[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

ALERT ALERT ALERT! Missive From The Court Of Balldo!

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[Grotesque Bushes]

ALERT ALERT ALERT! Missive From The Court Of Balldo!

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A soonpost so soon since the last soonpost? Man that's soon.

 

[AltisticRight]

Last night proved to me that Nick will have a medium-successful comeback. This is a counter view to many people here who enjoy the "it's never been so over' refrain. That's a fine perspective, and often funny. I just don't think it's accurate.

This was the case for many lolcows, such as Ethan Ralph.
The so called "comeback" never lasts more than a month.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Macbeth as a movie choice and the music was excellent.

I love MacBeth. I mean, it's not as good as American Beauty, but nothing is, as it's literally the greatest movie ever made. I heard it from a "lawyer" once.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Last night proved to me that Nick will have a medium-successful comeback. This is a counter view to many people here who enjoy the "it's never been so over' refrain. That's a fine perspective, and often funny. I just don't think it's accurate.

I feel like if Nick were to have a comeback, he would have to actually try to go cold turkey. Any sort of good will he received is probably just the diehard fans happy he is streaming again at all.

There is no way he makes an actual comeback while both Kayla and April still live in the house. He has to pick one.

If he gets convicted on giving his 8 - 9 year old daughter cocaine, that is an unforgivable sin to almost everyone.

Nick has gone from being the literal top liver stream earner on YouTube to barely getting a 3 digits in super chats on streams. That level of drop off is not survivable to someone with an ego like Nick's. He may win back the retards in Locals, but deep down, Nick won't consider that, not after he felt true success.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

If he gets convicted on giving his 8 - 9 year old daughter cocaine, that is an unforgivable sin to almost everyone.

Given the stakes, I don't see how accidental exposure would be seen as forgivable either.

 

[Folgers Can]

Originally I was thinking this had to do with his computer access crimes, although that seems unlikely to have any updates on a Saturday night.

At first the tone of his post sounded like getting ahead of a story that he knows is about to come out, but on second thought it could be read as in response to something that at least his audience got more exposure to, so it could be worth a glance at any of this cast's extras that streamed last night. Nothing on KC was all that new, and MAPton's preview to his member's only-stream last night was noncommittal when asked about whether the members-only portion would cover Aaron or not so it's unlikely he was sitting on any "revelation" coming up, but Coomalot's stream last night did have quite the clickbaity thumbnail that could have demanded Nick's response:

This hick's too insufferably boring to slog through four hours or to even try deciphering the attached transcript all that much, but from a preliminary quick skim over the scroll bar it looks like he spent about an hour and a half a-logging Aaron's foreclosure coverage, spent a little while covering the Legal Vices digital wake serving as a springboard to Nick's comeback arc, and spent remaining hours on solo babbling presumably related to those two topics:

That skim's just about my maximum nonlethal dose of this walking talking snoozefest, so semper fi to anyone that can suffer through all of it to pluck out whatever the supposedly new "revelation" was. Until then a wild guess is that Nick figured the almost week-old foreclosure news had only percolated through detractors' few small corners of the iInternet, so it took last night's sudden exposure to the wide Venn overlap between Coomy's audience and Nick's audience to finally wake up and address this old news like it's some new "revelation" and assure his well-wishers that he's "working on it." It could have been anything else though.

 

[WEEKEND]

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Oh shit, being a kilo of coke and ket every week is illegal.
Oh shit, being a belligerent drunken fool every day makes people think you're a alcoholic.
Oh shit, letting one of your kids get into the drug stash is a bad idea.
Oh shit, not feeding or clothing your kids and letting your house turn into a crack den might be a bad look.
Oh shit, insulting and borderline blackmailing the audience on stream is bad for business.
Oh shit, insulting the local police and courts isn't a great idea.
Oh shit, getting into some weird swinger BDSM shit with another couple isn't good for the whole "Trad Dad™" thing.
Oh shit, trying to get one up on the gay cuck that my wife was fucking by proving she was getting railed by him isn't a good strategy.
Oh shit, posting pictures of the Jamaican swinger resort, licking the gay cuck/bull and being a weirdo might clue people into what's going on.
Oh shit, calling my wife's body a mess and fucking a younger woman might make said wife depressed enough for a divorce.
Oh shit, keeping the BPD side piece around is a really bad idea.
Oh shit, wasting like a $100k fighting a stupid defamation case against some no name retard is crazy.
Oh shit, you have to pay bills otherwise they foreclose on you.

How the fuck was Mr Lawyer Man supposed to know???

 

[Oliver Onions]

These were Rekieta's parting words to Jeff before leaving the stream:

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Nice try with your AI edit Balldo-Washer, but I've got the real footage with uncut audio right here:

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

At first the tone of his post sounded like getting ahead of a story that he knows is about to come out, but on second thought it could be read as in response to something that at least his audience got more exposure to, so it could be worth a glance at any of this cast's extras that streamed last night.

I doubt very much that anything Coomalot could've done would provoke such a reaction from Rekieta. If this is a response to something his audience was exposed to, we would see comments about it on his Locals posts.

It's probably some unreleased news that I'm sure we will know about soon enough.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

The impedance of the a18s is 8 ohms so he can drive them with just about anything

While this is true, it doesn't account for distortion. If there is not enough power, the amplifier will induce distortion into signal. Power isn't needed for volume in quality amplifiers, it's need to reduce distortion. A high power class A amplifier is the most linear. Class D is often used today because of it's power.

This idea seems to be Rekieta's main coping mechanism nowadays. "Nothing I have done affected you!"

And nothing Amber Heard did affected him. Nothing Kyle Rittenhouse's prosecutor did affected him. Yet calling them out made him millions. His hypocrisy is boundless.

 

[daffodils]

Nick has gone from being the literal top liver stream earner on YouTube

He'll remain the top liver streamer till the day he dies, incel prude.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

He'll remain the top liver streamer till the day he dies, incel prude.

More like the top liver destroying streamer, amirite?

 

[hawkisnight]

He drugged his daughter. There's no comeback.

 

[LiquidKid]

The political mood supports it. See Trump's comeback. Like Trump, Nick is something of a trustfund populist that people love despite their better instincts.

Trump didn’t have a comeback. He never left. To assume he did would also mean you believe in all of those voters that mysteriously vanished.

Nick’s decline was obvious and observable. We have data in his super chat numbers. We have his view averages. Nick will not have a comeback. His loyal fanbase is maybe 200 strong at most. And to be honest, I think a lot of his locals is people who just forgot to unsubscribe/were too lazy.

Nick’s success is also not something you can really reclaim. He was the most picture perfect case of right place right time. Maddox v Dick. KickVic, Rittenhouse, and Depp were the things that gave him his audience. None of the other trials or live streams came close. And the Ken’s that did so well were directly related to being after parties to his daily trial stream.
Nick just doesn’t have the content to make any type of return other than to his degenerate life streams, which nobody has ever wanted. The only legal content doing exceptionally well is the stuff Legal Mindset covers, which should have been Nick’s transition to retain the Vic fans, but he was too busy doing cocaine to capitalize on vtubers and black men getting arrested in Asia.

Like genuinely, what could Nick possibly stream about at this point in time?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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I'm used to the knuckle dragging takes, but I am surprised to see some pushback. Why would you pay an alleged child doser of coke... For no content?

Also interesting to see all those diamonds. IIRC, that means they have been a supporter for more than 12 months. Looking a lot like his remaining locals audience are suffering the sunk cost fallacy.

I doubt very much that anything Coomalot could've done would provoke such a reaction from Rekieta. If this is a response to something his audience was exposed to, we would see comments about it on his Locals posts.

It's probably some unreleased news that I'm sure we will know about soon enough.

But what news breaks at 3 am on a Sunday morning? Did he finally open the pile of letters from his mortgage holder? I would guess between Sean, mati, and KC, the news of the mortgage was already known to him (honestly the sale of the balldo bunker was likely the indicator). Is he just trying to spin yet another lie for his room-temp-iq locals members?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Nice try with your AI edit Balldo-Washer, but I've got the real footage with uncut audio right here:
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Perfection

It's probably some unreleased news that I'm sure we will know about soon enough.

Coomalot loves to bait people with rekieta gossip that never amounts to anything other than baiting people to tuning in. Despite any decries he has he still orbits nick because he wants those viewers.
So paying him any attention isn't worth it.

 

[Malaika]

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10 bucks says April is pregnant

 

[StannisTheMannis]

10 bucks says April is pregnant

20 bucks says she snaked him