Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[UsedUp]

 

[1039]

lol newfag

I reiterate - stop shitting up the thread. We're here to discuss Amber, not for you to be a faggot.

On topic, went browsing to see if Rarity's posted on /any/ of the missing feline sites that service the Oshkosh area.

She's nowhere to be found. At all. Not on the Humane Society facebook page(s), not on LostMyKitty, not on PetcoLove, not on the Humane Society page itself, not on PetFBI. There's not a single site I can locate that has Rarity on it as a missing kitty.

M'thinks the efforts to find her have been abandoned. Which makes me wonder if she was indeed the dead splattered female, chipless, fully clawed gray cat that was announced, where Amber went "NUH UH THE SHELTER CONTACTED ME AND SAID DON'T BOTHER IT'S NAAAASTAY-UH AND DEFINITELY NOT RARITY."

Guess we'll never know.

funny, she says in the last video she's still waiting for rarity to come home. if she checked out the ran over cat I think people would've seen it as taking responsibility instead she just didn't want to see that it was likely her cat she had to scrape off the road and left her there.

 

[Esquilax]

I'm not watching this shit but Karina kaboom is bitching that Amber calls her out in it. Must be cry about reactors o clock again.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Let's get a shitty archive up so nobody has to give her clicks:

 

[lol cow supreme]

Let's get a shitty archive up so nobody has to give her clicks:

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I think what you mean to say here is this is an archive incase it gets deleted, along with my commentary to make it transformative.

But for real this video is boring as hell, and might as well be a click bait title. The filminng is awful, with the same awful editing style, as evidenced in the clip attached above. Its weird she's trying for so much work this early in January where views arent worth any money. Either she's trying to control the narrative (poorly) or she made a bunch of feeder content cash and is trying to mask that income with videos now.

0/5 stars, I do not recommend watching.

 

[Fee]

You can 100 percent tell she's never been in a genuine real relationship. Everyone starts off in that I can't get close enough to you stage I want to crawl inside of you (yes it sounds psycho) but after awhile when you become secure you stop being like that you value time away just as much as time together. You do not constantly need to be told they love you or have them constantly give you gifts or touch you and you are mature enough to know it's alright. She has never had a real relationship. She'll die before she ever does. She's an incel. She's just manipulative and looks for not very intelligent people that she can steamroll. If you show Amber the slightest even kindness her incel brain goes apeshit thinking she's found the one and she puts her fat dirty hands around you and doesn't let go. Although Emily is a degenerate for fetishizing deathfats she has no idea the actual literal loser she's connected herself with. I hope Amber moves in with Emily I'm stocking up on the popcorn!

Also fat people should never wear stripes not only does she look pastey and deathly the stripes make me think of hamburgler.

 

[mastergabe]

Let's get a shitty archive up so nobody has to give her clicks:

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Pregnancy sex on St Patty's day would result in a Xmas time baby. So mamalynn probably got her drink on and screwed whoever to get knocked up

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Perhaps Mystic Meg here can use her tarot cards to fund out what happened to her fucking cat.

 

[dfranki723]

Has she blocked any and all cat related words in her comments? She clickbaits Rarity but there aren't any comments that I can see in relation to that gross shit.

 

[Chappell's Lost Earring]

I honestly love that she just puts black leggings under everything like she’s keying them out with a green screen lol. No one will notice her absolutely elephantine legs if they are encased in black sausage casings, right?!

My bad if this has already been posted before. I’m still reading through older posts on the thread. edit: Also just flame me if I need to lurk more.
Just pointing out they aren’t leggings, just normal pants stretched to circumference her enormous laygs. It’s honestly a good thing she sticks with the “layggings”. If she wore real pants, she would probably trip and off herself by accident before our girl Emily gets her chance.

Spoiler: Size "3" most likely

 

[lol cow supreme]

My bad if this has already been posted before. I’m still reading through older posts on the thread.
Just pointing out they aren’t leggings, just normal pants stretched to circumference her enormous laygs. It’s honestly a good thing she sticks with the “layggings”. If she wore real pants, she would probably trip and off herself by accident before our girl Emily gets her chance.

Spoiler: Size 3 most likely

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She's wearing full on size 6's. She walks on the legs of her oversized leggings all the time. Also some of the "slack" in lenght is taken up by the 4 way stretching.

size 6 only has a 30 inch inseam, which is pretty standard on a like 5 foot 4-6" guy.. She's 5 foot 3. So they wouldnt even be that long.

Doing some approximations, this is Amber in a room with some standard sized things nearby.

Those light switch plates are just about 5 inches tall each. but LCS you say the camera is onky cus its far away! eh, its not t that far away. Lets look at the vanity. We know a lot about this bathroom after all.

We know the doorknobs are just a bit above the counter top. Those are tall counters for the vanity and I believe they are 32 or 34 inch vanities. Also standard lightswitches (she wasnt in an "ADA" official apartment) are 48 inches tall.

So i'm pretty sure she's in a 6.

 

[Constellationzero]

That's the shittiest SEO article ever. It doesn't even have pics of her feet.

You're right, and I sincerely apologize.

Spoiler: If you click on this comment, it is ON YOU.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caLlUEF1pIY

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I've never heard of these Niki and Gabi people she talks about, so I looked them up and found their reddit page. I didn't look too hard, but in the few post I saw, I noticed Amber is wearing the same nail color one of them (I don't care enough to find out which one) and then the next video I see is someone talking about doing a tarot reading on one of them, and the next video is one of them taking about love and she says almost word for word what Amber says about love in this video. Jesus christ, Amber really has zero personality of her own. If I could actually make it through Amber's full video I probably could have found more, but I can't listen to her talk, it's like nails on a chalkboard to me.

 

[Insulin reid]

I've never heard of these Niki and Gabi people she talks about, so I looked them up and found their reddit page. I didn't look too hard, but in the few post I saw, I noticed Amber is wearing the same nail color one of them (I don't care enough to find out which one) and then the next video I see is someone talking about doing a tarot reading on one of them, and the next video is one of them taking about love and she says almost word for word what Amber says about love in this video. Jesus christ, Amber really has zero personality of her own. If I could actually make it through Amber's full video I probably could have found more, but I can't listen to her talk, it's like nails on a chalkboard to me.

When amber doesnt have anyone near her to absorb she will watch certain youtubers and get their traits. How she edits the style of herself or her videos, uploading schedules and the way she talks to her audience. Shes literally pulling from them thats why shits different right now

 

[Lard]

Fatty would look more respectable if she lived in maxi dresses and long cardigans. Why is she incapable of dressing herself appropriately? She could let her mountainous legs breathe in a maxi dress at least.

I've noticed she's kind of left the full blown toddler style behind. I imagine that's due to replicating someone else but I'm glad there are no more tiny bows and neon plastic jewellery.

Emily wants her to look like a tube of sausage meat in a mesh bag… so Fatty dresses like a tube of sausage meat in a mesh bag. Everything in her life is that simple.

 

[Even more 8008135]

When amber doesnt have anyone near her to absorb she will watch certain youtubers and get their traits.

Ol' Ambo Dick-arms is like The Rover from The Prisoner ... a giant blob that chases, gloms onto, and absorbs the personality of others.

Otherwise, she's just a 600-pound liver-titted beige lump of nothingness.

 

[monet]

with her lymphedema, and how tight her yoga pants are, i wonder if it feels like taking off a band-aid when she undresses. for sure the fabric gets stuck to her skin with all the fluid it soaks up and marinates, right?

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I completely agree with them. It's totally happening. Her pretending to have an aversion of chicken is just about the most ridiculous thing ever (guess she never liked that Cheesecake Factory orange chicken after all ... lol).

I could actually see an autismo or fatfuck who generally won't eat chicken make a consistent sole exception for the Cheesecake Factory orange variety. I'd argue that people who only like a certain food when it's processed into nuggie form, deep fried in an inch of tempura batter, and coated in a "sauce" made of syrup and MSG don't necessarily like that food all that much. It's a moot point though because Hamber is acting like there isn't freely accessible public video evidence, posted for an audience of thousands by Hamber herself under no duress whatsoever, of her enthusiastically ripping apart a rotisserie chicken with her bare hands and devouring the entire fucking thing in one sitting. People with an aversion to chicken definitely don't fucking do that, but the hallmark of a very stupid narcissist is telling a lot of hilariously bad lies because they operate under the assumption that everyone else is automatically even more retarded than they are.

It also speaks to how delusional tis bitch is. She's wanted to move to Seattle, New York and now she wants to Greece. All places she has no business being or she would be happy in. A lot of buildings in New York don't have elevators. Seattle is a bike city. Europe is notorious for not having easily accessible transportation , cars BIG enough to lug her around or air conditioning. We all knnow she's delusional but she really continues to give us more things to keep talking about. But that's what she wants, I guess.

She's not even really delusional about this, she's just fat white trash retard who thinks she is impressing people by naming off a few places she's vaguely heard of before that she thinks are exotic or touristy and blowing smoke about totally wishing she could travel there. At her peak she was making enough that, if she actually wanted to, she could have easily flown herself and a gorlfriend/butler out for a brief trip at least a couple of times a year by going online for fifteen minutes and snatching up the first good deal on an all-inclusive travel package she could find to any random destination that looked appealing. She didn't. Hamber spent her money on the only things she ever wanted to do, which was sit around freebleeding pantsless and fatly on a mattress in the living room all day and behaving like a rank bitch to an entourage of deadbeats willing to hang out eating takeout with her anyway in return for mountains of secondhand Walmart junk and having some of their bills paid. It was certainly... a choice, but I think she unabashedly lived the fat retarded white trash dream.

she does wear maxi dresses, that's what her tops are supposed to be. the only way to get any fabric around her whole circumference would be to get it custom made. I feel like she is too paranoid to set the layg monster free, that is what she is most self conscious about so there is no way she would even show ankle.

Are you saying Hamber may actually have out-fatted the option of wearing a mumu?

 

[strange creature]

She sent herself that question about abortion only because of this resurfacing again

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I'm not watching this shit but Karina kaboom is bitching that Amber calls her out in it. Must be cry about reactors o clock again.

Amber's probably got her tipples in a twist over this:

For context - It's a comment that Lex Loser left on one of Karina Kaboom's recent videos. And Karina made an entire video to talk about it (YouTube Link).
"Amberlynn Reid's EX Bestie Spills Massive TEA on Amber in my Comments!"

So... While hanging out together, Amber and Emily attempted to intimidate Alexis by telling her that they hired an attorney who HACKED into Alexis' email, showed the contents of Alexis' email account to Amber, then EMAILED Alexis a cease and desist letter (or a seize and assist as Amber would call it) that somehow never made it to Alexis' inbox... AND ALEXIS BELIEVED THEM?! AND ALEXIS CHOOSES TO CONTINUE TO BE FRIENDS WITH AMBER DESPITE HAVING TO THREATEN TO SEND A LAWYER AFTER AMBER?!?!

I am constantly amazed that despite how stupid Amber is, she always manages to keep herself completely surrounded by people EVEN DUMBER than her. It's like her superpower or something. Instead of Wonder Woman with her lasso of truth, Amber has her gravitational pull which somehow only draws in total dentheads.

It's a moot point though because Hamber is acting like there isn't freely accessible public video evidence, posted for an audience of thousands by Hamber herself under no duress whatsoever, of her enthusiastically ripping apart a rotisserie chicken with her bare hands and devouring the entire fucking thing in one sitting.

She's also forgotten about the various videos of her mangling raw chicken breast using her bare hands and a knife as dull as her wit, dumping it into a grock-bot with a few cans of cream of sodium soup, and then inhaling the entire thing without the slightest bit of concern. She's also forgotten all of her videos about how she just can't switch to vegetarianism or veganism because she can't go without eating meat. She's also forgotten about her multiple years long obsession with tube turkey - but I guess her excuse for that one would be that her ultra special case of ADHD/BPD/OCD/OCPD/ASMR/OBCD only has an issue with chicken and not turkey.

I know it's all performative for whatever condition she's currently pretending to have, but it's like, come on.... if your best dieting attempts can't get you below 500lbs, all of your "food aversions" are truly irrelevant.

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Man, Amber is throwing absolutely EVERY little shred of cuntent into her videos as possible in order to try and get her audience to back off about Rarity or her Sith Lord Darth Feeder gorlfriend... and no one's taking the bait. It was a shame that the whole "Marina the disgruntled Lithuanian Feeder Fetish Freak" (or whatever it was) arc ended up being a bust - watching Ambo melt down over it would have been more entertaining than whatever *this* is that we're being exposed to currently.