Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[often puzzled]

It happened once on Twitter.

I'm always amused that she doesn't realize that the person calling her a man thought he was talking to an MTF individual. That was a great moment of the insult sailing over her lumpen head.

Dropped the quote, but she talked about her dentist being on the "wrong side of the tracks" and mentioned the "bodega where the stabbings happen all the time." Her casual racism and classism are some of my favorite things about this thread.

This has been bugging me, shouldn't apartment maintenance take care of things like that? Are there special rules for sped homes? Or did she not want her landlord to find out she clogged the shower with her own filth.

I think it's the latter. Last time we heard about maintenance coming over, she complained about the worker calling her out for spilled cat litter. She's probably now afraid of getting called out or written up for issues in her apartment, and she's probably right to be. We only ever see small glimpses of her apartment, but what we see always looks like it's cluttered and messy.

(Sadly I've got too much experience in this arena. I have absurdly thick hair and I shed more than my cat.

I always grumble that everyone in this house sheds way too much. I use a carpet brush to clean the area rugs before I even attempt to vacuum them. Getting the layer of loose hair off the top helps a lot and cuts down on vacuum cleaner maintenance. The carpet brushes are very cheap and very effective. I also use them on the cat's favorite sleeping surfaces (her perch, her bed, her preferred chairs, and no, she's spoiled, why do you ask?), which keeps the house less hairy in general. The other major tip is to put throws on favored feline napping spots, because it's a lot easier to shake out a throw and throw it in the wash than it is to remove what appears to be an entire feline's worth of hair from the back of your couch.

There is a household tips and tricks thread here that is great for all of this stuff-- and, when I went over to grab the link, I see that @Aunt Carol has already posted her hair tie tip over there.

Staph, there are multiple simple cleaning systems for people with all kinds of physical and intellectual impairment easily searchable on the net.

There really are great resources out there. They're free and a google search away. You can find general tips, tips for renters, tips that account for physical or intellectual limitations, support groups to cheer you on or hold you accountable, pretty much anything you can think of.

Speaking of pipes: hasn't she actually lusted over Dennis Nilsen before? Maybe she's been asking his ghost for pipe-management tips, which would explain a lot.

edit: here. Not exactly outright lust, but she's aware of him (as much as she's ever aware of anything).

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Even if that were the case, she can easily afford groceries. She's on SSI and gets rent assistance. She has more than enough money to get by.

All I could think of

 

[a hapless toad]

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Boooooo. Draw her as a woodchuck/groundhog.

(Bonus points if you include Bill Murray.)

 

[Bawbag]

 

[Pee Your Pants]

The Nine Days Of Devotional Acts has begun!

'We're headed to Helheimr now' then comes back to bitch about YouTube ads playing LOL. Pure farce. Is she saying that her and Loki went to visit her grandma in the Viking afterlife as their first devotional act? Weird.


This was in response to a now deleted atheistic cartoon. All I can say to all this multi layered nonsense is... What a pretentious egomaniac.


I have a vague memory of an anecdote about her visit to Gettysburg.


I don't think it's the backwards runes on your face that keep people away from you.


Papa Frig awkwardly holding the neighbourhood cat.


Blasting her family's personal business out into the world, as always.


IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

"we feel things on a deeper level"

I feel deeply that Staph is a woman and her husbands are fake

And if she disagrees she's invalidating my spiritual beliefs of the church of autism

 

[BoobWhiskers]

This is so extra funny to me because Stapphy is EXACTLY the type to fedora-post about 'thoughts and prayers' in the wake of tragedy, but then posts the exact reason why people do it.

She'd claim that HER prayers are different because she's fuckbuddies with Lolki and all deities are her personal cheer squad, of course. Heavens forbid we have some self-awareness for once.

It's one of those moments where she says something perfectly reasonable for once, but because of the nature of who she is it still manages to sour it. Pity.

 

[Vandy2]

How does this idiot not have an ad blocker?
You can even see where ads are on the YouTube time bar. Choose a different video?
I wonder how Tibetan monks meditate with out the help of YouTube.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I don't think it's the backwards runes on your face that keep people away from you.

Disagree; I'm very sure they help. She should draw them thicker so people can read them from 50 paces.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

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Glancing at your edit on that cap made me realise how hilarious it reads without the highlighted part:

And I didn't really mean material goods when I said asking for something urgently. I meant like these existential and abstract things. For example, genocide.

Praying for urgent genocide lol. Also the ridiculousness of genocide being an 'existential and abstract' thing.

She hasn't updated since her 'I really have to get some cleaning done. ' post. Fingers crossed, eh? Maybe Loki requested a clean apartment as part of their 'nine days of devotional acts.'

 

[AfghanBlue]

Just some absolute nonsense, badly explained as to whom/what it actually refers..
-But, it is informative in that it shows what her therapist is like/ talks about.

..... Uh huh.

 

[Vandy2]

It's like watching a train wreck make fun of another train wreck.
(I am picturing Gyro as a very angry Thomas the Tank Engine train.)

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

What’s going to happen when Staph goes back to her therapist and says “that guy you like channeling Bashar is such a hack, and I know, because I’ve made contact with an alleged ET and used to channel for people over email until Loki made me stop, and it was DIFFERENT for me!”

That poor old lady therapist. Interesting how Staph is uncomprehending that a futuristic, non corporeal entity that’s being channeled into the here and now feels that money is meaningless and depression doesn’t exist, but when Loki’s opinion is just her experience and viewpoint regurgitated that makes her the obvious true and legitimate channeler.

(I am picturing Gyro as a very angry Thomas the Tank Engine train.)

I hope at least one of our resident artists feels inclined to sketch this.

 

[Bawbag]

I am confused. Is Bashar the alien or another of her therapist's patients?

 

[RonRiot]

I am confused. Is Bashar the alien or another of her therapist's patients?

Bashar is an alien channeled by semi-famous new age fruitcake Darryl Anka. I’d like to think her therapist raised the topic to gently broach Staph’s own maladaptive daydreaming, but .

 

[glass_houses]

Bashar is an alien channeled by semi-famous new age fruitcake Darryl Anka. I’d like to think her therapist raised the topic to gently broach Staph’s own maladaptive daydreaming, but .

Isn't discussing other clients with a client a malpractice thing?

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

I don’t think her therapist treats Darryl Anka, she’s just interested in/knows about his media presence and brought him up with Staph. As an example of a channeler, or as a reality check, who knows.

I just think it’s funny that she finds her own opinions regurgitated through “Loki” to be believable channeling, but when the opinions sound non human allegedly coming from a non human that’s just not believable.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I know this is her trying to bitch about getting thoroughly roasted for the hysterically racist 'THE BROWN', but I'd like to point out we make fun of her way more for all of her ancient spirits and deities and racist pedorape serial killers suddenly having very progressive fruity 'Odin says trans women are women!' type views.

Edit: I guess she also could have been seething about when 'Lolki' got his ass handed to him by tumblr teenagers while sounding like he was trying to talk smack at the Renn Faire.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Edit: I guess she also could have been seething about when 'Lolki' got his ass handed to him by tumblr teenagers while sounding like he was trying to talk smack at the Renn Faire.

I think she was referring to this. Lolki's 'FECKLESS CRETINS' insult still gets used in my friend group. I miss Lolki talking shit on Tumblr.


Good for her, I guess.


'Stop making snide comments about addicts!' says the person who moans about her drug addicted neighbour. Of course she takes issue with people slinging the word 'narcissist' around.


No wonder her teeth are fucked.


I really hope she starts playing guitar in 2025.


Obesity, eating garbage, sitting on the couch all day and then sleeping on the same couch, will do that to you.


Confirmation that she only goes to her parents on Sundays.


Perhaps it will get yeeted, after all.


It always blows my mind how she freely admits she only puts 'MDNI' because it gets pedo accusers off her back, when it just makes her look more sus.

Edit to add ones further back that I missed:

OK.


So I guess she doesn't like listening to Clay Aitkin anymore?


Wait... what fantasy trilogy?


You would think she would have quite a list of things she would like to go back in time to fix.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I really hope she starts playing guitar in 2025.

It'd be unironically good for her, and probably less annoying to her neighbors than the drumming.

Even with her superficial taste in music, Stephanie does seem to like music; insert rainbows here, but singing off-key while strumming to Rammstein tabs and folk music would be nice.

If a guitar sets off her dyspraxia, what FtM doesn't have a ukulele?