Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[a hapless toad]

Nerds cereal was discontinued two years before she was born...

"ABCs" probably refers to Alpha-Bits.

Lucky Charms are still and have always been frosted, the blue moons were added when she was seven, and there have never been blarney stones.

Dinosaur egg oatmeal was introduced when she was 10.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I really hope she starts playing guitar in 2025.

The sax! She can't even breath just standing there.
I was gonna say better aim for guitar too, but then I thought of her finger paintings.
And the rhythm of lack of, that she hits the drum with.

Small keyboard is probably unironically the best thing she could try for. With some drum sounds and such so she can make a lil tune without having to rely on actual playing aptitude, making chords etc.
It's fun enough and a hobby that won't just be crushing in its impossiblity.

It would be awesome if she immediately started recording crap songs for us.
I love when lolcow busy out a load of outsider art. Chris chan would be no-one without his comix after all. She has the confidence needed, lol.


Interesting that she refers to going to the Frigs on Sundays as "going home".
People might think she works out of town or something, rather than living in a sped apt across it.
Also talk about making themsleves a martyr on a non issue.
Yes, no-one eats leftovers and everyone thinks it's so terrible. The left over eaters are rare and smart and wholesome and have secret knowledge. The fuck lol

Lol. She thinks this is a flex, but she still hasn't even reached their base point, Nirvana are better than Rammstein. (and obviously clay aitken lol)

 

[JaneThough]

Nerds cereal was discontinued two years before she was born...

"ABCs" probably refers to Alpha-Bits.

Lucky Charms are still and have always been frosted, the blue moons were added when she was seven, and there have never been blarney stones.

Dinosaur egg oatmeal was introduced when she was 10.

Dinosaur egg oatmeal was a 10 in concept but 0 in taste. Still it’s cool as fuck.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Nerds cereal was discontinued two years before she was born...

That's so abusive of the Cianfriglias, to serve their adopted child food that must have been 6+ years expired by the time she hit her cereal years.

I wonder what's up with this processed carbohydrate stolen valor. Maybe one of the reasons Stephanie's a trans-Boomer is that she's the person who watches those "remember this product?" YouTube channels. With ads. I'd say she Mandela Effected herself but who knows, maybe Loki did it to teach her another lesson.

Lucky Charms are still and have always been frosted, the blue moons were added when she was seven, and there have never been blarney stones.

She's probably misremembering the ad campaign where there was a hat-with-shamrock marshmallow. Back when the Internet was diverse, I bet someone out there had a page about how to date photos based solely on the marshmallow composition of bowls of Lucky Charms in the picture.

Dinosaur egg oatmeal was a 10 in concept but 0 in taste. Still it’s cool as fuck.

So disappointing this technology has been used in no other kid food since, but I guess most things that hatch from eggs are unsavory to think about in your cereal.

Now that bone broth is here to stay, maybe the US is ready for teddy bear hot pot.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Nerds cereal was discontinued two years before she was born...

Sometimes I cap innocuous shit, like a list of what cereals she ate as a kid, and wonder if it has any entertainment value... Then some cereal autist will expose her for telling a fable about what she ate for breakfast as a kid. I love it lol. She lies about such random shit.


'There are multiple teeth on the bottom right side that don't look right.' That's a one-sentence horror story right there.

 

[moorhen]

It always blows my mind how she freely admits she only puts 'MDNI' because it gets pedo accusers off her back, when it just makes her look more sus.

It’s wild she doesn’t realise how much of a giant red flag that sentence is. Why would any 36 year old want to talk to minors? Why even put it in your profile? Just block them and move on.
Like a normal adult, who doesn’t worry about interacting with children because they shouldn’t even be sharing online spaces with them, especially not on their weird horny account.

The first problem is that having alternate accounts to post degeneracy on is something only freaks and kids that don’t know better yet do.
The second problem is that she is a proven groomer.

'There are multiple teeth on the bottom right side that don't look right.' That's a one-sentence horror story right there.

I can’t wait for Steph’s no teeth arc in 2025. She’s definitely not using that fluoride toothpaste.

This might just be me, but when I go to the dentist for a check up, they take an xray every time. Does her dentist not do that? Or is she refusing it? You’d think, if her teeth are this fucked up, she’s get the xray and try and figure out a treatment plan before she’s one of those gross disabled people with no teeth, like she fears so much.

 

[Vandy2]

This might just be me, but when I go to the dentist for a check up, they take an xray every time. Does her dentist not do that? Or is she refusing it? You’d think, if her teeth are this fucked up, she’s get the xray and try and figure out a treatment plan before she’s one of those gross disabled people with no teeth, like she fears so much.

Personally I only get X-Rays maybe once every couple years? I don't know if that's because of insurance or just my dentists preference. But if some one needs a root canal I think that's some thing they should be getting thorough X-Rays for that. Wouldn't you need an X-Ray before even getting a root canal?

 

[a hapless toad]

Yo I'm not even a cereal autist, merely a proficient Googler who is annoyed by lies, especially retarded ones that are easily disproven.

 

[often puzzled]

The frequency of dental x-rays is determined by what your insurance is willing to pay for (unless you're somehow able to pay out-of-pocket, which no one in the US is going to be able to do). Medicaid is pretty chintzy with dental coverage-- that's why they prefer pulling teeth to giving root canals-- so I doubt it pays for frequent x-rays.

Also: if her parents were buying her name-brand sugary cereals, I don't want to hear one more word about how abused and neglected she was.

 

[Vandy2]

I know the autism reacts guy is doing it to every thread but since I only got reacts from this thread it did tickle me to think that Michael Jackson finally had it with us bullying Gyro and decided to make an account and fight back in the most passive aggressive way. I'm not a big MJ fan, did he ever use the N-word outside of when Gyro was "channeling" him?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Yo I'm not even a cereal autist

I believe you

This might just be me, but when I go to the dentist for a check up, they take an xray every time.

My dentist complimented my teeth and told me I could go down to every-other-year X-rays because they looked a'ight. I'll take what I can get.

One thing to remember is that Stephanie does see the dentist more often than someone who is just having unremarkable routine check-ups, so it's likely they're on it. They're just not irradiating her face every visit when the visits are every couple of months.

Also: if her parents were buying her name-brand sugary cereals, I don't want to hear one more word about how abused and neglected she was.

Not only is this a good point, but it does show again how Mama Frigs shows love with food, and Stephanie is unconsciously repeating this pattern to the detriment of her cats. Break the cycle, Stephanie! Isn't your boyfriend the breaker of chains?

 

[AfghanBlue]

More wtf level scamboosting..





Hella convincing fr fr

 

[Spangled Drongo]

The sax! She can't even breath just standing there.
I was gonna say better aim for guitar too, but then I thought of her finger paintings.
And the rhythm of lack of, that she hits the drum with.

Small keyboard is probably unironically the best thing she could try for. With some drum sounds and such so she can make a lil tune without having to rely on actual playing aptitude, making chords etc.
It's fun enough and a hobby that won't just be crushing in its impossiblity.

It would be awesome if she immediately started recording crap songs for us.
I love when lolcow busy out a load of outsider art. Chris chan would be no-one without his comix after all. She has the confidence needed, lol.


Interesting that she refers to going to the Frigs on Sundays as "going home".
People might think she works out of town or something, rather than living in a sped apt across it.
Also talk about making themsleves a martyr on a non issue.
Yes, no-one eats leftovers and everyone thinks it's so terrible. The left over eaters are rare and smart and wholesome and have secret knowledge. The fuck lol


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Lol. She thinks this is a flex, but she still hasn't even reached their base point, Nirvana are better than Rammstein. (and obviously clay aitken lol)

Testosterone always ruins female singing voices, if Staph's going to go the route of guitar + singing. I doubt she had much of a singing voice to start with however, even before going on the juice. Though I'd love to hear her butcher more lyrics in another language - I recall someone saying her German pronunciation was horrendous when she tried to cover Rammstein in some old TikTok.

But she seems to be over the Rammstein phase for now at least. I'd love to know what her current faves are, besides Wardruna (who are actually decent if you're into that sort of thing) and similar bands she's into purely because they fit her ️aesthetic️.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Please don't let her discover Ensiferum and Turisas...

 

[S.C.U.D.]

This might just be me, but when I go to the dentist for a check up, they take an xray every time.

How often do you go to the dentist? They may be taking you for a ride because x-rays cost extra and you don't need constant x-rays once you're an adult and all your teeth are in. I've had to switch dentists due to my last one ripping me off with shit like that, unnecessary fluoride treatments, and being overly pushy about unnecessary wisdom teeth extraction.

 

[moorhen]

How often do you go to the dentist? They may be taking you for a ride because x-rays cost extra and you don't need constant x-rays once you're an adult and all your teeth are in. I've had to switch dentists due to my last one ripping me off with shit like that, unnecessary fluoride treatments, and being overly pushy about unnecessary wisdom teeth extraction.

I go once a year unless my tooths hurt and it costs like 70 dollars (35 quid for the British in the thread) for a check up.

I am not an American, so perhaps it’s just a difference of treatment, but they’ve always included x-rays in my check ups.

One would assume Steph hasn’t not been going to regular check ups, which is the crux of her problems, and her diet of Olli Pops and full trays of cookies has fucked her teeth beyond repair at this point.

 

[fagnarok]

I'd love to know what her current faves are, besides Wardruna (who are actually decent if you're into that sort of thing) and similar bands she's into purely because they fit her ️aesthetic️.

Everyone who is worried she might get into your cool faves probably should not be, as Staph would never.

She's apparently never heard of Type O Negative *or* their song "Green Man", which is at least nominally about several of her ~ special interests ~ AND is an amazing song to rip at top volume if one has annoying loud neighbors.
(All of "October Rust" suits that purpose brilliantly, if anyone's looking to switch up their pre-'90s-country / John Phillip Sousa / earworm annoyance playlist. Your not-annoying neighbors probably won't hate it either, and you might even find out one of them is a fellow Type O fan!)

On the topic, my personal favorite song to blast is Alice in Chains' "Them Bones", because it has a lot of shredding, staccato yelling, and full-chested "aaaaaaaaaa" singing, but is still an eminently listenable song that won't drive you or innocent bystanders insane. Highly recommend sneakily pumping this song on public transit commutes if people decide to blast music without headphones on your train or bus. Just be sure to stop once the other people stop theirs, of course!

Layne Staley and Peter Steele are also dead, but I guess they weren't horrible-enough people in life to attract Staph's notice, so ... more for me, and you, to enjoy without her.

The loud-neighbor situation is one of a very, very few things I've ever been able to sympathize with Staph about. But then I remember: this is the same asshole who pounds her fucking "fruity little drum" (I love that), toots on her gay "Viking horn", sings like a tard at the top of her struggling lungs, and also wants to add rank-beginner-level saxophone to the mix. Absolutely zero self-awareness, pot calling kettle black, reaping what she sows, et cetera.

That's not even touching on her other behavior, the fact that she's a "social worker with a master's degree" who can't even recognize mentally unwell / junkie behaviors when they're right in front of her face, and now her frail mom getting put on the front lines because Staph is too dumb to deal with her own shit to begin with; I would love to go on a little rant about it, but this comment is already long and I'm trying to keep it kinda light.

BTW, Happy New Year, kiwi frens! I hope Lolki has something wonderful in store for us between now and the end ...

 

[Pee Your Pants]

As if she even bothered with the trans org Instagram page anyway. Of course she took this person's statement personally.


'Do you know where your children are PSAs' eesh.


Still, in my opinion, the nicest photo of Staph.


I hope that's what she said before she hung up.


Staph, you're such a bummer.


Wanting to kill a homeless, mentally ill, drug addict? Thank god you're not an actual social worker, because you have zero compassion.


Yes, you dummy.


Cringe.


Her being uwu triggered over fake cat deaths in horror movies never fails to make me roll my eyes.

Come on Staph, let people know how your nine days of devotion is going! She had mentioned using the 'Nine Days Of Devotional Acts' chapter in the back of the book Playing With Fire by Dagulf Loptson. When I googled the author and 'nine devotional acts' it led to this article, which is a nine day ritual about breaking Loki's bonds, it's not devotional. However, on someone's blog, it mentions an eight days of devotion section of the book, which has a theme for each day. The themes are: Pure Magic, Death, Wealth, Love, Ego, Sex, Thinking, and War. I noticed that on the first day of Staph starting this pre-wedding woo, she said she swapped out the first two days, so she could concentrate on 'Death' as it was the anniversary of Peetie's death. So I have no idea what she's planning for the ninth day, as there are only eight themes.

 

[a hapless toad]

an amazing song to rip at top volume if one has annoying loud neighbors.

My favorite song for this is The Classical by The Fall: https://youtu.be/1ZZZjD5F5_0

Caveat: You must be comfortable with Mark E. Smith yelling "Where are the obligatory niggers? Hey there fuckface!"

On the topic, my personal favorite song to blast is Alice in Chains' "Them Bones",

This wouldn't have worked with my previous loud neighbors...AiC was the only thing they blared that I didn't hate.

Layne Staley and Peter Steele are also dead, but I guess they weren't horrible-enough people in life to attract Staph's notice, so ... more for me, and you, to enjoy without her.

Layne can't be in her dead guy harem because he's already in mine and I'm not sharing.

Ma'am, you were born in late October 1988. You weren't even sentient until the 90s.

 

[squidward tentacles]

Wanting to kill a homeless, mentally ill, drug addict? Thank god you're not an actual social worker, because you have zero compassion.

It genuinely baffles me as to how she was able to get a Masters. Surely some level of social awareness is required to succeed in a social science.