Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[CumDumpster]

Is This a bad time to bring up the story of Elon being a babyfur?

Scooby-dooby-doo it, maggot!

 

[Mr Processor]

Countdown to Michael Tracey losing his verified badge...

 

[Drip Torch]

Musk won the lawsuit, using weasel words.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

Musk won the lawsuit, using weasel words.
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This and the Solar city lawsuit proves that Musk is like a mafioso that the law can't touch.
Edit: And this is why he fears the Super Mario Bros.

 

[Anakin Soywalker]

You are a deranged lunatic.

You are a retarded faggot.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

Is there ever a bad time for that?

So true, queen.

Where did you get that information from?

The furfags themselves. It's just speculation, but considering he is a turbo-autist who skinwalked his toddler... Let me show you what I got.





The last one is a comment from some furfag on reddit (I think), confirming the story when the rumor last popped up there.


The photo of Elon in the animal onesie is titled as follows on imgur:

 

[3deadniggers]

I do wonder if his sudden shittalking of pakistani rape gangs might also have a indian angle to it. Indians and Pakis hate each other. Saars would be happy to do the needfull for Elon and throw Pakis under the bus.

No one cares what brown country you come from. Pakis and Indians are the same thing when it comes to being rapists and grouping together to abuse children. Your class system doesn't mean anything within 500 miles of a toilet.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

This and the Solar city lawsuit proves that Musk is like a mafioso that the law can't touch.
Edit: And this is why he fears the Super Mario Bros.

It's kind of funny that in any other context, Musk would be a scary guy.

But the guys autism and clear need for wanting people to like him just makes him a pathetic manchild to be laughed at who is just spoiled

 

[Evan Kor]

I don't get all the hate for the guy. Starship is amazing and Neurolink will allow people to control robot bodies and work dangerous jobs without risking injury. I think a lot of people see themselves in Elon Musk and thus have contempt for him for being the one who'll be written about in the history books.

 

[CumDumpster]

The photo of Elon in the animal onesie is titled as follows on imgur:
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Gotchu, famalama-ding-dong. Just simply asking the duck about the picture's title was enough.


In seriousness, what's the estimated time before criticism of furries earns a ban on Twitter?

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

Starship is amazing and Neurolink will allow people to control robot bodies and work dangerous jobs without risking injury.

He'll make anime real too! Soyence is literally like magic!

 

[CumDumpster]

Musk won the lawsuit, using weasel words.
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>in South Africa
Maybe South Africans exiling their white people was a good thing, if this is how they regularly act. Of course, the good ones turn out to be like Shaun Morgan.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Elon is the Adrian Dittman on /pol/ and the Adrian Dittman on stream. The life story of that guy from Fiji does absolutely nothing to refute that. When is "Adrian" going to make a video with his face on camera?

Has elon killed a guy named Adrian Dittman to gain power earlier in his life?

 

[Drip Torch]

I don't get all the hate for the guy. Starship is amazing and Neurolink will allow people to control robot bodies and work dangerous jobs without risking injury. I think a lot of people see themselves in Elon Musk and thus have contempt for him for being the one who'll be written about in the history books.

Every lolcow has their spergs.

 

[The Gene Genie]

I don't get all the hate for the guy. Starship is amazing and Neurolink will allow people to control robot bodies and work dangerous jobs without risking injury. I think a lot of people see themselves in Elon Musk and thus have contempt for him for being the one who'll be written about in the history books.

Your robot body, sir.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I don't get all the hate for the guy. Starship is amazing and Neurolink will allow people to control robot bodies and work dangerous jobs without risking injury. I think a lot of people see themselves in Elon Musk and thus have contempt for him for being the one who'll be written about in the history books.

I want to accuse you of being Elon but that’d be a boost to your ego so I’m just going to tell you to hop off his nuts.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't get all the hate for the guy. Starship is amazing and Neurolink will allow people to control robot bodies and work dangerous jobs without risking injury.

Lmao if you want a weird autistic faggot putting chips in your dumb smooth brain so you can do the cyborg version of working at Amazon my God you are a stupid faggot.

 

[The Luigi Player]

And this is why he fears the Super Mario Bros.

You got that right.

 

[biggacracka]

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"Adrian, we need to cook"

 

[Haftag]

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We’re supposed to believe that he runs twitter, SpaceX, Tesla, the Boring Company, Nurolink, Starlink, plays PoE and Diablo IV at a high level, reads two books a day and is a good father to his 20 kids while having time to put out unfunny shitposts on twitter all the time and doing politics?

I wanted to bring this up but new shit kept happening and the sperg is strong here so it got delayed, seriously where does he get the time? I know he's not the best father, or partner, but he's got to have at least some obligations (right?). Then there are all these high demand companies, and pro gaming, and all of his online sperging. It's a lot, even without any sock accounts. Or maybe it's all socks/bots/serfs, with him making a personal appearance occasionally, to give the illusion of perfect time management. Whichever the case is not clear, but why would any decently reasonable guy want someone like that "efficiating" their government?

Musk Foundation’s $100 million Xprize Carbon Removal contest the same month the Dittmann X account was created, in July 2021.
X’s Adrian Dittmann said he participated in the Musk Foundation carbon removal contest during an April 2023 Space, noting how Musk had “even spent, I think, $100 million US on a project that is supposed to reduce carbon emissions… We even, I even, took part in it.”

Congrats MAGA, definitely not another genocidal WEF-shill!

Well it was in Season 20 where Elon Musk played himself, unfortunately it is hard to find a clip of it on youtube so it is best to seek the episode for yourself if you're curious
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Here are his other cameos where he is worshiped

MAGA/conservatists claim to be against MSM, and yet they're always fooled by people that were constantly hyped by it.