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Is he stuck on the toilet because the cat is there, or because his massive fat ass created a vacuum seal?Dave took a picture of himself taking a dump with the cat on his lap.
Very lady like.
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Yet… doesn’t hate his guts yet.Probably the first time hes lived with something that doesnt hate his guts.
It's difficult enough for me to get down on my knees to clean the litter box once every several days, and I don't even have DeBiLiTaTiNg BaCk PaIn like Dave does. Maybe he's figured out a way to use his special guitar-playing muscles for that task.In the comments under a post about the "talking buttons" he uses with FuzzFace, Dave explains why a "litter box clean" button is unnecessary. (Post)
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Scooping up shit and playing like shit are pretty similar...Maybe he's figured out a way to use his special guitar-playing muscles for that task.
Well, he's not the first man to be dominated by a cat to be sure.
I will not be commenting further on the subject.
I always knock on the door. Stalls too, if I can’t see feet. Hell, I’ve even knocked when I was 98% sure no one was in there. It‘s a matter of courtesy, imo.In Japan, it's customary to knock on the door of a public bathroom to find out if it's occupied.
Is he taking a shit with the bathroom door open? Curious. I’ve only known men who are extremely domineering do that (usually in pubs). Literally never known a woman to do it.Dave took a picture of himself taking a dump with the cat on his lap.
Very lady like.
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If Dave's not lying at least something in that house will actually be clean, so that cat has a better chance of being healthy in that gross apartment. Dave strikes me as the type of dude that would just let it fill with shit and forget it exists.
That's more Sapphixy than Dave.This reminded me of Dave, until I remembered that he's too lazy to commit to pulling the second image off as part of his Biggest Victim in the World grift.
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It’s not too strange for a person living alone, especially one who has a pet that likes to hang out in there with them and would throw a fit if the door is closed, keeping them outIs he taking a shit with the bathroom door open? Curious. I’ve only known men who are extremely domineering do that (usually in pubs). Literally never known a woman to do it.
God I hope that cat is okay.
If you added a beard, it would be a pretty spot on match for Jake Alley.That's more Sapphixy than Dave.
In the experience of persons I shall not name, cats do not allow that. They rededicate you to quality service by shitting in your favorite shoes.
Usually just one such lesson teaches you all you need to know about timely litterbox cleaning.
Or so I'm told.
It’s not too strange for a person living alone, especially one who has a pet that likes to hang out in there with them and would throw a fit if the door is closed, keeping them out
Oh God, I can smell those photos. The cheap wall-to-wall carpet with mysterious stains, the piles of trash everywhere, the used to-go boxes, the gritty un-vacuumed floors, the faint ammonia odor of cat piss in the air, the cat hair covering everything.I really don't think Dave owns a vacuum. His floor is absolutely filthy, and he keeps FuzzFace's food—including wet!—directly on the carpet.
The contrast of the adorable cat with the squalid troon den it's being forced to live in reminds me of the Tenacious Unicorn ranch thread when they took in that stray cat Wisp.Dave took a picture of himself taking a dump with the cat on his lap.
Very lady like.
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Oh, so it's a cosmetic procedure and you should pay out of pocket for it like Elon did?