Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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The two sides of Jack Scalfani = "I saw expensive luggage I wanted to steal but I'm a Christian" and "I didn't get enough food so I'm praying the boat sinks."

The version of Christianity Jack holds others to is the one where he's God. That's why no one knows more about it than him.
This is the shit that really makes me hope the bible study does happen. It would be such a fantastic insight into who jack is and what thoughts his stroke addled brain can format. I'd love to hear him tackle when Christ tells his disciples to fast after his death. None of this would be new insight per say, I mean the lard ass has been a lard ass shocking. But the way someone spins the bible and the wisdom in it adds wonderful details that otherwise would go hidden.
 
Let us all pray that those kids aren't being subjected to Jack's cooking.
Or his DJ’ing…
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Yes Jack clearly the solution to fix the FBI is an imaginary government department run by two rich idiots (one of whom even beat you to get nominated for main forum lolcow)

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Jack thinks he's special for owning something that even young kids could get

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Press X to doubt

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Jack does a double feature movie review that is probably his most stroked out movie review with the last 30 seconds randomly talking about some other tv show

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$2 bills are the secret hack to get hot strippers to notice and remember you….
 
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I doubt the bible study would be a thing or if it is it won't be open. I'd personally love respectful callers dig deep into the word and just watch "god > earth" hat man chimp and stroke if you asked anything past doing self felleting I lub jebus stuff. Something as simple as if he feels you can still be Protestant if baptized etc.

At this point I don't doubt Strokey might consider Ortodox a kind of Muslim.
 
I doubt the bible study would be a thing or if it is it won't be open. I'd personally love respectful callers dig deep into the word and just watch "god > earth" hat man chimp and stroke if you asked anything past doing self felleting I lub jebus stuff. Something as simple as if he feels you can still be Protestant if baptized etc.

At this point I don't doubt Strokey might consider Ortodox a kind of Muslim.
The rest of what remains of his brain would explode over the differences between various Christian denominations.
 
I was bored this afternoon and decided to entertain myself with some Jack tears, and came across this old blog post of his. I think I've read this one before but was good to see it again. Jack gets on a cruise and before they even leave port or have their safety briefing he's already complaining he can't gorge himself.
I just got my iphone so I watched that baby carefully get passed in a basket with my keys, pocket knife, etc. I almost dropped the laptop because I only had two arms to juggle all this security crap.
Nooo Jack! If only you knew how good you had it!
 
Just as I said his idea of "Christian" only applies to those that believe exactly as he does.

Imagine trying to explain the No True Scotsman fallacy to Jack in one of his Bible Study streams; and he just repeatedly interrupts with a smug and impatient "Okaaay...But I'm Italian", before accusing you of "not getting it", failing to smile condescendingly due to facial paralysis, failing to shake his head condescendingly due to paralysis - But believing he nailed it.
 
Imagine trying to explain the No True Scotsman fallacy to Jack in one of his Bible Study streams; and he just repeatedly interrupts with a smug and impatient "Okaaay...But I'm Italian", before accusing you of "not getting it", failing to smile condescendingly due to facial paralysis, failing to shake his head condescendingly due to paralysis - But believing he nailed it.
And then you bring up his DNA test and say, "No. You're more Arab than Italian meaning you should be Muslim" and see his head explode.
 
I was bored this afternoon and decided to entertain myself with some Jack tears, and came across this old blog post of his. I think I've read this one before but was good to see it again. Jack gets on a cruise and before they even leave port or have their safety briefing he's already complaining he can't gorge himself.
this is a great find. profound insight into what an unpleasant, petty, spoiled and fundamentally unlikeable excuse for a human being jack is.

the whole blog is nothing but bitching and whining:
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jack is absolute consumer cattle and then cries and cries about the hardships of the consumer-cattle experience.


EDIT: jack will shoot dogs if his mail isn't delivered
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edit 2: jack argues for 20 minutes with a pizza hut employee about extra cheese
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jack is 100% italian
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this is a great find. profound insight into what an unpleasant, petty, spoiled and fundamentally unlikeable excuse for a human being jack is.

the whole blog is nothing but bitching and whining:
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jack is absolute consumer cattle and then cries and cries about the hardships of the consumer-cattle experience.


EDIT: jack will shoot dogs if his mail isn't delivered
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edit 2: jack argues for 20 minutes with a pizza hut employee about extra cheese
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jack is 100% italian
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It is a fascinating look into Jack as a person. You will notice as you read through a lot of those posts even going back 20 years he has always been a miserable asshole. One thing that jumps out at me constantly is anytime anything goes even slightly wrong, or does not go how he thinks it should go he will call, complain, whine, yell (at the top of his lungs so he says) and make himself such a nuisance the business or person always caves to make him go away. He is like a toddler that was never told no. Is this learned behavior? You can even see it in Jacks videos. There have been videos where they will go out to eat someplace with Tammy's friends and Jack obviously does not want to he there. So what does he do? Makes an ass of himself and a nuisance until they can leave. This isnt some post stroke stuff; he's been this way his entire life.
 
It is a fascinating look into Jack as a person. You will notice as you read through a lot of those posts even going back 20 years he has always been a miserable asshole. One thing that jumps out at me constantly is anytime anything goes even slightly wrong, or does not go how he thinks it should go he will call, complain, whine, yell (at the top of his lungs so he says) and make himself such a nuisance the business or person always caves to make him go away. He is like a toddler that was never told no. Is this learned behavior? You can even see it in Jacks videos. There have been videos where they will go out to eat someplace with Tammy's friends and Jack obviously does not want to he there. So what does he do? Makes an ass of himself and a nuisance until they can leave. This isnt some post stroke stuff; he's been this way his entire life.
Jack clearly was one of those pudgy, selfish little kids that somehow lucked out into never getting pounded in the face for being a prick, even once.
 
Jacks blog is amazing, maybe Im just bored, but it reminds me of Maddox's site back in the day where its just some impotent bald man behind a screen bitching and making up stories about benign arguments with customer service that he totally wins. And at the time you dont know its an impotent bald man but you dont get the feeling its some chad either, it has the feeling of Jon Arbuckle getting a win over the USPS, like hes kind of a loser in all of his stories; he just chronicles himself complaining a lot until people go 'damn, fine, heres $20, just shut the fuck up' and he goes 'weve all been there right fellas?' And here it is almost 20 years later and hes still the same dude.
 
a few more random blog snippets. jack hates cats:
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video is some 144p clip of someone startling a cat and it jumps hard into a wall. maybe the nastiest thing i could ever say about jack is that he is exactly the kind of guy i would expect to hate cats.

grown man ("almost") crying about a fucking xbox:
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god fixed this issue. no further jealousy necessary!
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There is something to say about holding the most saught after gift of the year, knowing that thousands of people want it and have the money to get it, but it's not available.

This is the most disgusting thing Jack has ever produced. Fish sauce chili is tame compared to this sentiment of "I have it and you dont! Get fucked!" Absolute peak American Boomer greed and entitlement.

For an Xbox.
 
this is a great find. profound insight into what an unpleasant, petty, spoiled and fundamentally unlikeable excuse for a human being jack is.

the whole blog is nothing but bitching and whining:
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jack is absolute consumer cattle and then cries and cries about the hardships of the consumer-cattle experience.


EDIT: jack will shoot dogs if his mail isn't delivered
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edit 2: jack argues for 20 minutes with a pizza hut employee about extra cheese
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jack is 100% italian
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If he's 100% Italian then what the fuck is he doing going to Pizza Hut?

I'm not Italian and the go to pizza place for me is some small Mom & Pop place that's been around for over 50 years in my neighborhood. Yes it costs a bit more than Dominos or Papa Johns but the pizza is really good.

No. This is just Fatty being the insufferable faggot he's always been. Doesn't care about anything. Only if he gets his food.

grown man ("almost") crying about a fucking xbox:
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There a reason he can't buy his own Xbox? All I know is that if I had dropped that kind of money on my Dad he'd have insisted I take it back. After all if he wanted one he would have bought it himself.
 
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