This is the shit that really makes me hope the bible study does happen. It would be such a fantastic insight into who jack is and what thoughts his stroke addled brain can format. I'd love to hear him tackle when Christ tells his disciples to fast after his death. None of this would be new insight per say, I mean the lard ass has been a lard ass shocking. But the way someone spins the bible and the wisdom in it adds wonderful details that otherwise would go hidden.
Or his DJ’ing…
$2 bills are the secret hack to get hot strippers to notice and remember you….
RIP Dilly Dolphin Gift Shop, a subsidiary of TJ Services.
The rest of what remains of his brain would explode over the differences between various Christian denominations.
Just as I said his idea of "Christian" only applies to those that believe exactly as he does.
Nooo Jack! If only you knew how good you had it!
And then you bring up his DNA test and say, "No. You're more Arab than Italian meaning you should be Muslim" and see his head explode.
this is a great find. profound insight into what an unpleasant, petty, spoiled and fundamentally unlikeable excuse for a human being jack is.
It is a fascinating look into Jack as a person. You will notice as you read through a lot of those posts even going back 20 years he has always been a miserable asshole. One thing that jumps out at me constantly is anytime anything goes even slightly wrong, or does not go how he thinks it should go he will call, complain, whine, yell (at the top of his lungs so he says) and make himself such a nuisance the business or person always caves to make him go away. He is like a toddler that was never told no. Is this learned behavior? You can even see it in Jacks videos. There have been videos where they will go out to eat someplace with Tammy's friends and Jack obviously does not want to he there. So what does he do? Makes an ass of himself and a nuisance until they can leave. This isnt some post stroke stuff; he's been this way his entire life.
Jack clearly was one of those pudgy, selfish little kids that somehow lucked out into never getting pounded in the face for being a prick, even once.
There's a reason Bob Dole never signed anything with that pen.
I know I'm always quoting true romance, but in this case, if the scalfani truly descended from the boot, his clan got extra fucked by the moors.
If he's 100% Italian then what the fuck is he doing going to Pizza Hut?
There a reason he can't buy his own Xbox? All I know is that if I had dropped that kind of money on my Dad he'd have insisted I take it back. After all if he wanted one he would have bought it himself.grown man ("almost") crying about a fucking xbox:
