Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

But who are his only friends? Dax Herrera, a fat, greasy pedophile, Chris Gesualdi, another fat, greasy pedophile, and Patrick Melton, yet another fat, greasy pedophile. Who else even associates with him any more? I suppose there's Riley Mix, who is fat, greasy, and I don't know if he's a pedophile but he's a retard-fucker.

Well, there's also "Trixie the Golden Witch", Digipedo, a disgusting tranny nonce that professed his love for drawn pedoshit.

 

[ChromaQuack]

One can wonder why the interior photos are taking so long. My house is usually a few rearrangements away from decent enough real estate photos. I can't imagine the cabinet door handymen, Jamaican bulls, exorcists and various cleaning services required to get this hellish Minnesotan bunker fitted for proper photos.
Can you envision the amount of clutter they'll have to swim through? How many UberEats paper bags and unwashed laundry will the handyman trek through to get to the cabinet doors?
How about those photos? No amount of high end camera shit and the sturdies tripod on the planet will make this dumpster serviceable. It's better knocked down and set ablaze, after several rounds of exorcism to tame the Sonichu demon.
Then, there's the smell. Imagine the smell of Ape lingering about, without her douche to suppress the odour. Ewwwww. That, combined with the rotten smell of UberEats takeaway bags and unwashed dishes. Just no.
There's also multiple residents. Aside from a drugged up cokehead drunkard and a lazy whore with 5 children roaming free, there's also at least one frog, one pug shitting itself in the master en suit, and an entirely new class of rodents high on crack cocaine.
You might need a train of Jamaican bulls to get that zonked out Star Trek watching druggie enabler out of the bed. Follow the bulls like Jerry follows cheese.
There's probably more booze than water, and more cocaine than dishwashing powder in that hellhole. You think India is bad? Have you seen Spicer, in Kandiyohi County, Minnesota, the home owned (until February) by a small lawfirm in Minnesota with a LAWPOPE license plate? I think the state should confiscate that license plate because it's clearly false advertising. He's neither a lawyer nor a pope.
While you're busy playing Pindia, we're waiting for this:
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As a potential buyer, surely I have the rights to see the bodycam footage!

I can't wait to make a side-by-side comparison with the Matthew Viggers pigsty to see which retarded sekturite wigger has the worst maintained home.

We could even make 2025's bingo cards out of that.

 

[Finger Pistols]

While you're busy playing Pindia, we're waiting for this:

As a potential buyer, surely I have the rights to see the bodycam footage!

Balldo willingly took and uploaded this picture for the listing of his second home until people made fun of him for it.

If he saw nothing wrong with this sillent hill looking a' bathroom, then I wonder what the conditions of the main house are. Whenever the listing photos drop I want to see the state of the bathroom that so many shower calls took place.

 

[S1apSh0es]

The Zillow listing for the main balldo bunker, or “the big house” as @Potentially Criminal likes to call it, is now listed with status of “Auction.” All the pictures of the interior have been replaced with one picture of the driveway.
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For reference and comparison, here is the last archived version of the balldo bunker’s Zillow page (May 30th).

This listing is related to a listing for the property on Auction.com, which has more details about the auction date, time, place, etc.
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These listings have only been up for a few hours, so more details will probably be added soon. Something to keep an eye on.

Wait.... Even at the peak of his career this guy couldn't even buy a house with a room for each of his kids?

Imagine your dad is a literal millionaire but you still have to share a room with your young brother

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

If I buy it can we turn it into a server farm for the farms? I want the heart of it to be in his house (and of course 14 Branchland crt would be the main offices)

 

[Your Spiritual Liege]

The Zillow listing for the main balldo bunker, or “the big house” as @Potentially Criminal likes to call it, is now listed with status of “Auction.” All the pictures of the interior have been replaced with one picture of the driveway.
[ Zillow | Archive ]

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For reference and comparison, here is the last archived version of the balldo bunker’s Zillow page (May 30th).

This listing is related to a listing for the property on Auction.com, which has more details about the auction date, time, place, etc.
[ Auction.com | Archive ]

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These listings have only been up for a few hours, so more details will probably be added soon. Something to keep an eye on.

Oh boy, oh boy, can't wait for the next Scuffed Realtor stream, hope Crackets (or whoever is managing the Zillow listing) will upload more pictures.

Gotta sweep that hovel up, wouldn't want the world to see anything, that would inadvertently corroborate the info from a certain police report now, would we?

 

[NegaBoogie1488]

I for one am happy to see Nick is going for a hat trick to be Lolcow of the year for 2025. That is serious dedication and will be on the side lines watching.

 

[Desktop User2]

Wait.... Even at the peak of his career this guy couldn't even buy a house with a room for each of his kids?

Imagine your dad is a literal millionaire but you still have to share a room with your young brother

That´s beyond excessive... when your kids move out you end up with 5 spare bedrooms. If you group the age approximate kids, 3 bedrooms is enough and you move the older ones that demand more privacy to the single rooms.

 

[ChromaQuack]

That´s beyond excessive... when your kids move out you end up with 5 spare bedrooms. If you group the age approximate kids, 3 bedrooms is enough and you move the older ones that demand more privacy to the single rooms.

: "That's five sex dungeons for five coke whores/Jamaican bulls, you kiwifags might be right for once and I should have built extra rooms"

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

bankers are weird, imagine wanting someone else's house, what a bunch of weirdos

Admit it, this is your petty revenge. You arranged the foreclosure so we would finally get to see interior shots of the house, after Lord Balldo denied you the bodycam footage.

 

[Desktop User2]

: "That's five sex dungeons for five coke whores/Jamaican bulls, you kiwifags might be right for once and I should have built extra rooms"

They are all equipped with the swinger coded glass brick shower box already. The Balldo Hostel.

 

[AltisticRight]

I for one am happy to see Nick is going for a hat trick to be Lolcow of the year for 2025. That is serious dedication and will be on the side lines watching.

His lolsuit with Montegraph should finalise around that time.

 

[Folgers Can]

they're a legit firm and not going to give no notice whatsoever.
...
Nick had notice, and he either "didn't get it" bc he's not tcb at all, or did and said fuck you, idc.

Nobody's suggesting that there was no notice; there absolutely will have been mailings to ignore, there absolutely will have been robocalls to leave unanswered, and there almost certainly will have been the "in person" attempt that in practice will have been nothing more than the perfunctory hanging of a neon-colored "please call us" note on a doorknob, perfectly suited for Nick to throw on the ground like a search warrant or speeding ticket with a curt "you're fucking bullshit lying, fuck off."

None of that is in dispute and my only point in the first place was that notwithstanding those notices, it'd have been very much in character for Nick, who has himself described the job of a lawyer as something so simple as digging for the right "magic words" that wiggle out of any given predicament, to simply cobble together some typo-ridden incomplete loss mitigation application form downloaded from some shitty SovCit-tier lifehack website and toss the duct-taped envelope in a mailbox, followed by telling himself (and telling Kayla) "don't worry about it, we're good."

It'd further be in character to feel so invincible after his "magic words" that even any redundant subsequent rounds of notices could surely be ignored as apparent mistakes by one hand not knowing what the other's doing on the lender side, and if they dare to foreclose after his "magic words" were uttered, surely they would be the ones in trouble, not him, so he could look forward to smugly eating a Dorito as they prostrate themselves before the throne of the Royal Court of Balldo with a settlement check for all his attorney fees and emotional distress damages in the glorious RESPA lawsuit that he totally would have the energy and work ethic to do. Then, when someone gets served with a sheaf of foreclosure papers on the driveway by a frustrated process server who had to sit in his car smoking cigarettes for hours until the Navigator or Rustang came back from an errand in town because nobody has answered the door for days, it would be in character for Nick to pivot to a whiny victim complex about the "surreal" and "ridiculous" shock that the bank didn't bow to the big-brained non-practicing lawyer's "magic words." Yep, that sounds like our guy.

I could think of one possible reason why Nick would deliberately either be indifferent to the house being foreclosed upon or intentionally causing the house to be foreclosed: to get the liquid cash value of the house. ... Actually, it would be a benefit to you for the house to be foreclosed upon, because upon the foreclosure sale, you would gain access to the whatever money remains after the bank takes it cut. That in effect would net you the entire value of the house in pure liquid cash.

From my understanding he can get the house back up to six months after auction, but what happens if the house auctions for say, 800k? Does he need to cough up 800k to save it, or just the original amount owed plus fees?

For what it’s worth I don’t think it’ll get auctioned, I’m just curious.

This may come as a surprise to some (and especially to Nick), but yes, if unexpected delays in the whorehouse closing push him past the point of no return where he can't just reinstate the mortgage by paying a measly ~$10K-$30K arrearage, then what he mommy and daddy would have to cough up in a redemption is not limited to the ~$307K debt owed and could be inflated by public bidders, some of whom are savvy enough to collusively drive up the price for the sole purpose of making a redemption more difficult:

580.23 REDEMPTION BY MORTGAGOR; AFFIDAVIT OF NONAGRICULTURAL USE; WAIVER.
§ Subdivision 1. Six-month redemption period. (a) ...the mortgagor, the mortgagor's personal representatives or assigns, within six months after such sale, ... may redeem such lands, as hereinafter provided, by paying the sum of money for which the same were sold, with interest..., together with any further sums which may be payable as provided in sections 582.03 and 582.031.
Minn. Stat. § 580.23

The reason it may be surprising is because one could understandably expect that the redemption could use funds derived from the Robert Lord trust's substantive right to receive any portion of the bid amount in excess of the mortgage debt plus costs:

580.10 SURPLUS.
...if, after sale of any real estate, made as herein prescribed, there remains in the hands of the officer making the sale any surplus money, after satisfying the mortgage, with interest, taxes paid, and costs of sale, the surplus shall be paid over by such officer, on demand, to the mortgagor, the mortgagor's legal representatives or assigns.
Minn. Stat. § 580.10

At first blush, it would appear that this means Nick could extract the surplus funds more or less in real-time, and recycle them into a tender of redemption. So in your example, suppose the bank's opening credit bid on February 5th is $315K inclusive of its then-interest and costs, and a few local investors then get into a bidding war ending in a $800K final bid. Nick might be under the mistaken impression that he could then just walk into the Sheriff's lobby the following week, be handed a check for the $485K surplus, deposit that into his checking account, beg mommy and daddy for "only" $315K-335K, and combine the two to walk in a ~$800K-820K redemption (inclusive of post-sale interest and costs) anytime before the August 5th deadline. Unfortunately for him, the process is not quite so simple for two reasons.

First, courts since the horse-and-buggy days have routinely interpreted the term "assigns" in that statute to include any and all manner of junior encumbrancers who may exist at the moment of the auction (e.g. the Monty judgment, IRS/MNDOR liens that could spring up at any moment, any additional security that Randazza may have insisted on or may soon insist on, types of liens that don't even need to be recorded to attach such as mechanic's liens, etc.), so from the sheriff's perspective Nick wouldn't presumptively have the only seat at the table and there would need to be some potentially slow internal process or even slower adjudicative process for determination of whether he's solely entitled to the surplus funds or not:

When property is sold under the execution of the power of sale, the proceeds of the sale stand in place of the property sold. Carlson v. Headline, 100 Minn. 327, 330, 111 N.W. 259, 260 (1907); see Ness v. Davidson, 49 Minn. 469, 477, 52 N.W. 46, 47 (1892). Liens transfer from the security sold and attach to the proceeds, out of which the secured debts must be paid. Hage v. Drake Marble Tile Co., 145 Minn. 113, 115, 176 N.W. 192, 193 (1920). We have stated that "[t]he rights of the parties, as they before existed, are not transposed by the sale, and the court will apply the fund in accordance with their rights as they existed in respect to the land." Brown v. Crookston Agric. Ass'n, 34 Minn. 545, 546, 26 N.W. 907, 907 (1886); see, e.g., Finlayson, 47 Minn. at 79, 49 N.W. at 400.
Shaw Acquisition Co. v. Bank of Elk River, 639 N.W.2d 873, 877 (Minn. 2002)

Second, as comforting as the terms "shall" and "on demand" in the statute may seem, as a practical matter sheriff's offices can be very skittish about forking over surplus funds willy-nilly without absolute certainty that no junior encumbrancers exist with a superior claim to the owner's, because they run the risk of direct liability for even honest mistakes failing to disburse to the correct interestholders, plus a potentially huge 20% statutory penalty plus costs:

387.06 FAILURE TO PAY OVER MONEY.
If any sheriff or deputy... shall fail to settle with and pay over to the person entitled thereto any money the sheriff may have collected or received by virtue of any... process... or in any other way by virtue of office, such... person may proceed against such sheriff or deputy in a summary manner before the district court, by an order to show cause why the sheriff should not pay over such money; and, upon the hearing thereof, the court may order such sheriff or deputy to pay to such... person the amount found due, with 20 percent thereon as damages for such failure, together with the costs of the proceedings; and, upon failure to comply with such order, such sheriff or deputy may be committed to jail as for a contempt.
Minn. Stat. § 387.06

They have become especially paranoid about this risk in recent years after watching a colleague get burned for such an honest mistake at tremendous expense, which naturally made its way into powerpoint presentations as a cautionary tale at sheriff's association civil process training junkets ever since:

Nationstar Mortgage, LLC v. Sheriff of Scott County, Court File No. 70-CV-15-4906 (Scott County Dist. Ct. Jan. 12, 2016)

In a scramble to cover their ass from this exposure, sheriffs' offices oftentimes just err on the side of an overabundance of caution by depositing the funds with the district court and leaving it up to any actual or even hypothetical competing interestholders to beg a judge to fork over the money, especially when even an apparent sole interestholder's demands to the sheriff get uncomfortably pushy in the way that Nick "me me me" Rekieta's addiction to instant gratification likely would:

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Needless to say the wheels of justice grind slowly, so if the sheriff's office were to tie up the surplus proceeds with a district court deposit even as early as February, it's entirely possible that the August 5th deadline could come and go before Nick could get a disbursement before the August 5th deadline comes and goes.


TLDR: Nick would have to be Nick-tier retarded to willingly pass the point of no return on February 5th due to reliance on any redemption for any inflated bid amount being able to use his surplus proceeds that could end up tied up in a Kafkaesque red tape nightmare. If he willingly takes that risk, he'd better be damned sure that mommy and daddy will bail him out absolutely no matter what.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

One can wonder why the interior photos are taking so long. My house is usually a few rearrangements away from decent enough real estate photos. I can't imagine the cabinet door handymen, Jamaican bulls, exorcists and various cleaning services required to get this hellish Minnesotan bunker fitted for proper photos.
Can you envision the amount of clutter they'll have to swim through? How many UberEats paper bags and unwashed laundry will the handyman trek through to get to the cabinet doors?

A shame. I doubt he’s going to get it all cleaned up in time, he’s probably going to stall or not consent because muh internet trolls.

“It’s not cluttered it’s lived in!”

I guess we have to hold out hope for the bodycam footage if we ever want an accurate Ready or Not crackden raid map.

 

[Desktop User2]

he point of no return where he can't just reinstate the mortgage by paying a measly ~$10K-$30K arrearage, then what he mommy and daddy would have to cough up in a redemption is not limited to the ~$307K debt owed

That might be the best outcome for all of them. Mommy gets the asset for cheap and he, if his parents had any sense, would be tard wrangled by living in a house they own to be a full time parent and have his gay Internet hobby on the side.

 

[john marston]

He sounded intoxicated on that clip.

Has Rekieta been on camera since that Locals Stream that he copyright-cucked Elissa over?

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

The Zillow listing for the main balldo bunker, or “the big house” as @Potentially Criminal likes to call it, is now listed with status of “Auction.” All the pictures of the interior have been replaced with one picture of the driveway.
[ Zillow | Archive ]

View attachment 6826271

For reference and comparison, here is the last archived version of the balldo bunker’s Zillow page (May 30th).

This listing is related to a listing for the property on Auction.com, which has more details about the auction date, time, place, etc.
[ Auction.com | Archive ]

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These listings have only been up for a few hours, so more details will probably be added soon. Something to keep an eye on.

WTF happened on August 20th, 2018 that made this house jump up $200,000 in value?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

WTF happened on August 20th, 2018 that made this house jump up $200,000 in value?
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2018 was the last sale. So the new value reflects the sale price, hence the big jump. He bought at about 200k over estimated value.
Real estate bubble still going strong, despite big expectations for it to crash, guess we will have to wait for the banks to go belly up for it to finally happen.

 

[Oddity]

Balldo willingly took and uploaded this picture for the listing of his second home until people made fun of him for it.
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If he saw nothing wrong with this sillent hill looking a' bathroom, then I wonder what the conditions of the main house are. Whenever the listing photos drop I want to see the state of the bathroom that so many shower calls took place.

How does a bathroom get this bad, looks like fucking rust

 

[talk talk talk]

TLDR: Nick would have to be Nick-tier retarded to willingly pass the point of no return on February 5th due to reliance on any redemption for any inflated bid amount being able to use his surplus proceeds that could end up tied up in a Kafkaesque red tape nightmare. If he willingly takes that risk, he'd better be damned sure that mommy and daddy will bail him out absolutely no matter what.

Good summary.

One additional thing. The mortgagor (Balldo's trust) can unilaterally POSTPONE the sheriff's sale for five months. This shortens the post-sale redemption period to five weeks. The advantage of this is it extends the time in which the mortgagor (Balldo's trust) can REINSTATE the mortgage by paying the past-due amount + costs. Minn. Stat. § 580.07.