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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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#VEGANsausageroll thanks Greggs

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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The hype got me like #Greggs #Veganuary


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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Just another one of Kier's cronies being bunged off to the watchdog.

This is foreign interference and where did that £5 billion go?

Thoughts?

Everyone involved in this story should die in a fire.
Kier is a feckless, almost certainly noncey, incompetent, gulag-loving socialist.
Musk is a baiting, foreign-interfering autist who cares not for the country which he destroys and is just the centrist version of Soros.

There are no winners in this story, only 65 million losers; the British public.

 

[BongoMongo]

See this is the thing. This lady is part of ‘a community.’ She’s used to senior members of that community enforcing certain standards among the rest. You go to any kind of respectable African church event and there’s always a few matriarchs with a gimlet eye on things and happy to dole out a few whacks for anyone misbehaving. And yes different cujture shouldn’t be here but my point is that we used to do that too. You dropped litter? You’d get your ear clipped by a passing adult. You swore or pointed, you’d be told off by a non related adult if your own parents weren’t around. Behavioural standards were enforced and it worked. You’d have had a half dozen lads with salt and grit on a train platform /walkways making sure it was safe, and you’d have their supervisor watch then. We got rid of any form of shaming or negative social feedback for poor behaviour and replaced it with negative social feedback for opinions, and this has been disastrous

Absolutely yes. The decline of the authority of matriarchs such as her is only to the net loss of us all. She was truly ferocious but not in an agressive manner. She had her beef and she aired it and asked her questions and she put her point across and best of all the Mudslime lazy bastards at Bradford Interchange couldn't even pull the race card cos she was black as ace of spades.

As I say, I am a huge racist but I have nothing but time for African Christians of an older generation because those people have standards and they expect people to listen when they point out those standards are not being met. She was fecking glorious and to cap it off, she got on eventually, onto the train, and we got chatting, and she was just pissed that she nearly slipped and broke her neck because apparently clearing train platforms of compacted snow and making it safe for passengers is now, seemingly, beyond the goddamn scope of train staff who earn a metric shit ton for a job which requires little to no brain capacity. (I am biased, she and I had a lovely wee natter, and she left me smiling, and I wished her a happy new year, and I really do believe, more people like her, the world might be a tiny bit nicer).

Edited to say: Yes, she's of a different culture, maybe she shouldn't be here, but she was mouthing off for decency and common sense and I think that's something we can all get behind. Likewise. I have a wee "paki" shop near me. It's run by a hindu family, so not pakistani. They sell a limited range of fruit and veg. Called in last week looking for an onion. No onions on shelf, I asked if they've any. Yonder lady went out back, came back with an onion.Asked her how much, she said no charge. She had just gone to flat over the shop and got me one from their kitchen. They make curry there and give to the local foodbank, they pick up litter along the street. Lovely people. I might be a gigantic gigabigot but I can't find fault with them and their mindset. Lovely people.

 

[BrightonAndHoveAlbion]

she's of a different culture, maybe she shouldn't be here

Rather have 10 older generation African Christians than one workshy muslim. I agree with you, women like her are some of what we are sorely missing in society.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

There is no plausible series of events since 2016 that would have resulted in Farage becoming PM.

Well yeah, every chance he had to get closer to that goal he made sure to not do whatever would help his rise and instead follow the opposite route. I wasn't saying that he could have been PM if he only took one shot at it in one of those times, I meant that every time one of those opportunities presented themselves for him to get closer to it and expand his party he made sure to NOT take it.

 

[FedPostalService]

See this is the thing. This lady is part of ‘a community.’ She’s used to senior members of that community enforcing certain standards among the rest.

I’ve worked with women like that. They bring in really tasty rice dishes to share with people, complain about too many foreigners coming in, and hate most other Africans.

They have polite kids who grow up to go to university and have careers because their mum made sure they hung around with the white kids who behaved.

I bloody love them. God bless you, you terrifying Nigerian based queens.

 

[BongoMongo]

I’ve worked with women like that. They bring in really tasty rice dishes to share with people, complain about too many foreigners coming in, and hate most other Africans.

They have polite kids who grow up to go to university and have careers because their mum made sure they hung around with the white kids who behaved.

I bloody love them. God bless you, you terrifying Nigerian based queens.

I could not agree more with this sentiment. They are good, decent,God-fearing people. They work hard, they are kind and decent, and as Christians, they have far more in common with us than any Mudslimes.

 

[DreinMeinVein]

I have nothing but time for African Christians of an older generation because those people have standards and they expect people to listen when they point out those standards are not being met.

See, I'm not that much of a racist. No honestly guv, I'm not. I have a particular soft spot for W.African ladies who take no shit, even if some are mentalists. I'm also welcoming to Muslims in general, most of whom are pious gentlemen with a strong sense of faith. Laugh at me if you will. Most Muslims are good neighbours.

This grooming gang shit is all caused by a certain demographic, and we all know who. There's no getting away from it. Sir Kier knows this better than anyone.

Starmer is also a very unpopular leader. The Red Wall Labour voters don't like him, neither do the Momentum set.
Will he deliberately fuck this up and then retire? Retire before the full investigation? Because I think that bugger wants out of senior politics.

 

[The Gene Genie]

Because I think that bugger wants out of senior politics.

I don’t think he does. He’s got the eyes and temperament of a bureaucratic striver. I think he genuinely believes that he is the best man for the job, that not only is he right in what he says but that the country also is behind him. After all, the mandate innit? The only way he goes is through a vote of no confidence and I very much doubt that Labour will break ranks.

 

[BrightonAndHoveAlbion]

I have no idea why Starmer, who had an incredibly promising legal career, chose to side step into politics. Surely he wasn't so naive that he thought he was 'one of the good guys' and so could change the system from within ? If he had kept at it I see no reason why he wouldn't have gone on to serve in the supreme court if he wanted to continue in public service.

 

[FedPostalService]

The Red Wall Labour voters don't like him, neither do the Momentum set.

Just remember, The Red Wall only came back because the people who voted Tory the previous election stayed home or voted Reform and it was just Third Worlders and boomers who vote Labour automatically got them in.

Momentum mongs all voted Green didn’t they? Or SWP?

 

[Monopolywheel]

Momentum mongs all voted Green didn’t they? Or SWP?

Probably not because left wingers were all very desperate to get rid of Tories at the time

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Just remember, The Red Wall only came back because the people who voted Tory the previous election stayed home or voted Reform and it was just Third Worlders and boomers who vote Labour automatically got them in.

Momentum mongs all voted Green didn’t they? Or SWP?

DIdn't Labour get less votes in 2024 than they did in 2019 when they got historically crushed in the worst defeat in like 100 years?

The delusion of the British political class about their own legitimacy in the eye of the people is downright awesome.

 

[Amin Yasister]

This idea of people spreading lies is awfully vague and doesn't really describe what people are really lying about. Are we referring to that 1 girl who did lie (she's getting her own channel 4 show btw) or is this about some random literal who on facebook?

I wonder when Channel 4 will show a three part series, at prime time, shown over 2 nights about the actual rape gangs?

I very much doubt it will be anytime soon.

 

[A-Logato]

I wonder when Channel 4 will show a three part series, at prime time, shown over 2 nights about the actual rape gangs?

I very much doubt it will be anytime soon.

Knowing Channel 4, if they do then the show will be a 3 part docudrama from the perspective of Abdul Mohammed, a poor 55 year old Kebab shop owner and his 14 year old white girl wife as they fight off the looming threat of the EDL as they try come between their love.

A modern Romeo and Juliet of sorts.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Didn't they literally make a Grooming Gang plot in one of those infamous garbage TV soaps of the UK where they literally made all the groomers white and even some police officers, and also all right wing?

 

[FedPostalService]

Labour’s next defence will be that with hundreds of thousands of girls raped at least a few of them will be slags who were asking for it.

 

[Geoff Capes Vapes Apes]

Yesterday Labour posted some hideous AI-slop furry video with BBC Pidgin grade "music"

That music? Some Mexican shite about getting young girls addicted to drugs and fucking them

 

[The Gene Genie]

Labour’s next defence will be that with hundreds of thousands of girls raped at least a few of them will be slags who were asking for it.

Wasn't that what the coppers literally told them anyway?

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Didn't they literally make a Grooming Gang plot in one of those infamous garbage TV soaps of the UK where they literally made all the groomers white and even some police officers, and also all right wing?

Believe it or not the BBC turned some of the Rotherham events into a surprisingly scathing drama called 3 girls some time ago, back when Maggie Oliver was set to become a householdname for exposing the rotten cunts. From what I remember it was actually very well done, no way near as brutal as reality, but it spoke about the fetus in the evidence freezer and the betrayal those kids faced. Before that there was even set to be an infomercial of sorts warning about Pakistan men picking up youngsters set to be shown at schools when I was a kid, THAT got changed up for a white casting instead though.

How we slid back and everyone magically forgot is beyond me though.

 

[ShitLurker]

I disagree. Currently Farage is unpopular in the BBC watching, Guardian reading crowd to the extent that he might get the odd milkshake thrown over him. That is because they perceive him as a racist. Personally, I think he would be absolutely vilified if he came out in favour of deportations. ANTIFA et al would genuinely be a threat to his well being then. There is definitely a line in the sand there and Farage isn't prepared to cross it.
Objectively there is a huge difference between being viewed as a racist by the Left leaning politically ( which is, let's face it, used as a smear on anyone who disagrees with them and so has no real meaning to the vast majority of the population ) and being a racist - to be a racist in the eyes of the law, I'd argue you need to have been convicted of a thought crime "hate crime" ( in my opinion a nonsense in itself ) or incited racial violence or some such.
My own perception of this is much more to do with the Law. If you have a conviction for a "hate" related crime, you are then much more likely to be perceived as being a racist by the man on the street. I don't think the man on the street considers himself racist, nor do I think he wants to be associated with them. I think Farage knows this and knows it would be the death of him politically ( and the final stop on the gravy train ).
So I don't think it's a question of being a coward, it's a question of being a conviction politician rather than a professional politician - I can't think of one politician currently that isn't a pro ( and I use that word for both its associations deliberately ! ) - they are all in it for the money.

And this is the reason you guys are fucked and continue to be fucked. "Oh no, the optics!". This shit has been known for 10 years, has been happening for what... 20-30? It's clear that being "polite" and "civil" is not really achieving anything. You are already in "failed state". Most of Europe is heading there mind you, but my god does the UK seem to have a lead. My patch of Euro crap is heading to very dark places as well, but we don't have any sort of organized muslim gangs that I'm aware of, hell, haven't heard anything similar in Germany or even Sweden. Rape's up? Definitely, activelly organized prostitution rings that devour the locals? No. So either in other nations they are better at keeping check of loose lips, or it's extra bad in the UK.

Yes, I know the prospects of pandemonium are scary as all hell, I have my own fears in my patch of land. But at least admit that being "stiff upper lip" about things achieves nothing and more drastic actions need to be put on the table. What actions? No idea, what I'd do counts as pure fantasy and fedposting, but certainly expecting a political and legal solution to any of this is a pipedream at this point.

See this is the thing. This lady is part of ‘a community.’ She’s used to senior members of that community enforcing certain standards among the rest. You go to any kind of respectable African church event and there’s always a few matriarchs with a gimlet eye on things and happy to dole out a few whacks for anyone misbehaving. And yes different cujture shouldn’t be here but my point is that we used to do that too. You dropped litter? You’d get your ear clipped by a passing adult. You swore or pointed, you’d be told off by a non related adult if your own parents weren’t around. Behavioural standards were enforced and it worked. You’d have had a half dozen lads with salt and grit on a train platform /walkways making sure it was safe, and you’d have their supervisor watch then. We got rid of any form of shaming or negative social feedback for poor behaviour and replaced it with negative social feedback for opinions, and this has been disastrous

Agreed wholeheartedly. One of the things that western society has lost and with the passage of time I've learned is crucial is "public shaming". In the past if you were a dipshit or a degenerate, the rest of society would brownbeat you verbally (and sometimes physically) to conform to some minimum standards, or to at least keep it in the downlow. "Kinkshaming"? Fuck you, dressing as Tony the Tiger is degenerate and you deserve a goddamn beating, specially if you do it near kids. And hell, smaller things like you say like about littering or graffiti. My racism is over 9000 at this point, but one of the reasons that the outsiders have gotten so uppity is that they never get any pushback for incivic behavior or it only happens in very specific instances like the black lady mentioned prior.

Absolutely yes. The decline of the authority of matriarchs such as her is only to the net loss of us all. She was truly ferocious but not in an agressive manner. She had her beef and she aired it and asked her questions and she put her point across and best of all the Mudslime lazy bastards at Bradford Interchange couldn't even pull the race card cos she was black as ace of spades.

I wouldn't even just file it as a matriarch thing, though those certainly do help set standards with an iron purse. But just everyone in general. "Live and let live" has been another one of the great poisons of our societies, no, you don't have to "live and let live" and you certainly don't have to "tolerate" something that is alien, specially if you think it's a problem brewing.

I think that Clarkson should pull a Trump and run for office.

No joke, I honestly think this is the closest to a civil solution the UK could hope for. Guy isn't blind and isn't afraid to call a spade a spade as well as being a beloved public figure. He has all of the pieces that enabled Trump be Trump. Question is more if he's willing to step in there and if he's willing to deal with stupid amounts of shit to do it.

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DIdn't Labour get less votes in 2024 than they did in 2019 when they got historically crushed in the worst defeat in like 100 years?

The delusion of the British political class about their own legitimacy in the eye of the people is downright awesome.

That's just Europolitics 101. You have like 20% of the voting base at best? But you managed to achieve some Orwellian chain of alliances to get you beyond the halfway point? Your victory is a win for democracy and the people have spoken and you have a wave of support/mandate of heavens on your back. Even though like a third of the nation didn't even bother to vote and half your alliances would stab you in the back at the minimal amount of pushback. But hey, all of that is necessary to stop THE FAR RIGHT!