I can't think of a funny title for this one, it's really boring
Tl;dw: opening shot of fatty on pillow mountain Mk.II, where all of these have started. Gives her usual disclaimer of how she promised to upload every other day but she won't edit (lazy). Warns us that it's gonna get "juicy juicy" (more sexy sex sex details then, how elating).
Q: What kind of ASMR do you watch on YouTube?
A: Been loving "perfectionist" ASMR lately (stuff like final touches on the hair n shit.)
Q: What are some of your hobbies lately?
A: She's into scrapbooking, journaleen, Laygoes, doodleen
Q: What's your love language/favorite way to be loved?
A: Physical touch, saying that with the right person she cannot touch them enough (is that why gorlypop fingers all the cheap shit at Walmart?), second one is quality time (prob involves eating), and third is words of affirmation (read. asskissing)
Q: Do you follow trends with the clothing you wear?
A: No (how could she? Unless she'd time her colors with what type of garbage needs to be picked up this week...), claims to have "her own style"
Q: What do you actually need a planner for?
A: YouTube videos, to-do lists
Q: How often do you use your tarot cards?
A: Only when she really feels like "the universe is trying to tell her something or I want the universe to tell me something" (doesn't she also just have these party game tarot cards?(also rather telling that she thinks she has the universe at her beck and call lmao)) then goes on some retarded bit where she talks to the tarot cards, this entire segment really shows her retardation jfc, spergs about how she's gotten more mature spiritually
Q: What were your Animal Crossing eras like? (???)
A: She played obsessively in Virginia and the other 2 times in Kentucky. Alr apologies for my own spergery but I would fucking pay to see Amberlynn play the older Animal Crossing games (spefically the first gen games and Wild World). Villagers back then weren't as wishy washy as they are today and would straight up say some genuinely mean shit. As such, they would sometimes call you fat and make fun of you for it. I can totally visualize Amber's shitty excuse for a screen record setup and then failing to pretend to be unbothered as some villagers hits her with a child appropriate version of "You're fat and I would not have sex with you". Anyway sperg over, moving on...
Q: Do you think Lesbians can be non-binary?
A: Of course (Retardation²)
Q: Do you still smoke Delta 8 and will you stop when you start semaglutide?
A: Yes and "more than likely" will stop when she starts semglut (spoken like someone who won't)
Q: If you plateau on semaglutide will you still be taking it?
A: Spergs about pre filled meds, says yes though
Q: Are there any updates on Rarity?
A: Says no, but she hopes and believes in with her whole being that someone else found her and is taking care of her. Tries to cry but cannot suppress her duper's delight. Ok so this statement more than anything proves to me that she killed the fucking cat. Iirc
allllll the way back in the Gorlverse when Rafe was still a character, people suspected that Amber wanted to dump her cats on Rafe. I forget the exact details, but it sure looked that way until Rafe wanted to get Rarity fixed. This, for some reason, caused Cuntlynn to force Becky (I think?) to pick Rarity up to "rescue" her. I do not for a single second believe that this sick fuck, if she genuinely believed her cat was still alive, would be ok with someone else having her. She's too much of a narc to let someone have her prized possessions. She knows the fucking cat is dead, either via her stupidity, inaction, action or combination thereof and is not just trying to play the caring cat momma (die Amber
die).
Q: Have you ever been assessed or evaluated for ADHD, because I see all the signs in you.
A: She has been assessed and supposedly showed signs, but wasn't able to get an evaluation because she moved.
Q: Do you have any updates on the article you were interviewed for?
A: Nope.
Q: Where is Wasabi?
A: On the bed probably.
Q: How did you find out Santa wasn't real?
A: Some generic ass story, pretty much uses this question to tell the story of how one of her brothers was born on Christmas.
Q: Do you deep down want to be skinny?
A: lies and says her favorite body type is curvy and chunky
Q: When was the last time you watched Karina Kaboom?
A: During the livestream era/3 exes ago, then tries to throw shade or smth Idk she seems upset
Q: Are you for or against abortion?
A: She says she's pro-choice
Q: Will you get another pet anytime soon?
A: No, says she's still waiting for Rarity to come home (X to doubt)
Q: What's the last critical thing you heard recently that involves another youtuber?
A: Mentions drama surrounding a channel ran by twins (Nicky & Gabby dunno if spelled correctly but idgaf), during which she also mentions
Bora Bora (
fatty cannot ever let it go huh), of course she gets PIG MAD
because no one cares that they lied and people still point and laugh at her for things she did 8 years ago, my best guess without looking into it is they're kinda hot/funny and everyone lowkey knew they were fake af to begin with, meanwhile you (Amber) are fat, ugly, insufferable and boring
Q: Why do you nervousy laugh around Tommy (Emily Franz) so much?
A: says she's never nervous around Tommy (Emily Franz) and she laughs because she's happy
Q: Are you still friends with Alexis and can we get an update on that?
A: Says they are still friends, though not as close as they used to be
Q: Who are some of your favorite YouTubers right now?
A: LifePlusCindy, PinkVlogs, YoMama
Q: How big is your bush?
A: "I have a dainty bush"
Q: If you could ask Jordy one single question, and have him answer honestly and without bias, or trying to impress his audience, what question would you ask him?
A: A lot, and then tries to be sassy and smart, Also lol @ her for trying to riff on somebody for living in their mom's basement and telling them to go outside when you don't even leave the house without a caretaker. Anyway her question boils down to "What makes you better than me?". I have never watched this Jordy person but honestly he should say "the ability to wipe my own ass without tools"
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