StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

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Grayback said:
"Chaos magic—in my personal black magic practicioning experience—is exceptionally effective at, uh, eliminating persecutors, and people that are corrupt, and so forth."
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Really a great idea to post schizoid rants online claiming to have killed a prosecutor from the office that's prosecuting you for crimes at this very moment.
 
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One of my favorite things about some lowcows is when they believe they have developed powers. From everything I've seen about all of them is that if you assume that they really are somehow harnessing magic than one can only come to the conclusion that you shouldn't fuck with magic. Every single one of these fake wizards ends up having magic blow up in their faces. You also shouldn't talk to demons or make deals with them because that seems fuck people over really hard too.

Unless you're Gothic King Cobra of course, that street light changing spell looks really handy.
 
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TulpaTownW said:
Styx implies his occult powers has caused the suicide of an assistant DA in new Orleans, which he seems to have recently flown to, presumably for court. Will Styx escape justice? The news article says the assistant DA was found dead around 9pm on Saturday January 4th with a self inflicted gunshot wound to the head. Styx's twitter shows him posting that he will "soon arrive in New Orleans" at 10:38am, which initially peaked my interest - did styx murder the DA? However, he then goes on to post and complain that 'the delta kiosks are down' on January 5th at 5:51 am.
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I mean honestly, where's the proof he didn't do it?
 
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AnOminous said:
Really a great idea to post schizoid rants online claiming to have killed a prosecutor from the office that's prosecuting you for crimes at this very moment.
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I wonder if there's any way that the court could officially sanction him for this, or if it'll just make them really mad at him and unwilling to be lenient.
He's saying that he's glad that their colleague is dead. Why does he think that they would be okay with hearing this? Because he hid it behind the weakest, gayest "in Minecraft" cover? Does he think that shit actually works?
He's claiming credit for a guy's death, which can't be taken as a confession only because magic's not fucking real—but maybe they'll decide to ignore the "magic" part and interpret it as him using coded language to brag about an actual murder. Anyone in the prosecutor's office with an axe to grind could make his life hell for a while by investigating him as if this were a real murder confession.

Lukie said:
(edit: beaten like a stepchild)
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Beaten like his next girlfriend.
(Come on! It was right there!)

verymuchawful said:
Tfw you're just an NPC in Tarl's game. Clearly everything in his favor is a result of his chaos magic.
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Me finally catching a shiny Porygon tonight, just now, after a month of frustration and failed attempts?
Both a boon from Styx, and a dire warning not to challenge his power. Offer one hand, arm the other.
He knows I've been shit-talking him, guys. He fucking knows.
 
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