StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

"Very, very sad, now, isn't it?" [Nick-Rekieta-esque smirk]

"Chaos magic—in my personal black magic practicioning experience—is exceptionally effective at, uh, eliminating persecutors, and people that are corrupt, and so forth."

"... it's a little bit more like a homing missile, I suppose—on those that are doing evil."

"Everything is memetic. There are no coincidences."

"Um, so... sorry to his family, and stuff like that... but, uh... yeah, chaos magic is real."

"And, so... yeah. Just figured that I would cover that. Eeheeheehee... Yeah!"

He's fucking nuts. Any one of these could be one of the insane quotes that goes in the top-right of a page.
And he seems not-so-subtly sadistic here, too.

This video was not unlike biting into a guava and finding half a worm. The boy is gone-zo. He is kamikaze. Imagine being that cold and self-centered. Uh, Vermont? Don't give the bad boy his toys back.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I don't know how long he'll keep his sponsors, but his livestream viewership is slacking off compared to when he was covering things from his home in Europe.

That's because in Europe, he had cats. You could watch the cats mog Styx and not have to look directly at Styx's dirty hair, mangy bathrobe, or sparsely furred, palid chicken chest. The cats were the best part of the show imho. Now there are no cats, and nothing to distract the eye away from the toothy goth goon in the foreground. It's not a pleasant sight.

When I first started watching Styx, I didn't realize what a clown he was because I only watched his political commentary, not the occult stuff. I thought he just had bad taste in clothing and probably should shower more often. Now I know better.

If you know anyone who still takes him seriously as a political commentator, just link them to a few of his more lolworthy occult videos in order to fix things.

 

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

That's because in Europe, he had cats. You could watch the cats mog Styx and not have to look directly at

There did seem to be watchers who concerned themselves only with his his cats. A lot of them.

If you know anyone who still takes him seriously as a political commentator, just link them to a few of his more lolworthy occult videos in order to fix things.

Check out his "bed-in" videos from this evening. In the first one, he outdoes himself in grandiosity. One man's "chaos magic" is another schizo's ideas of reference. Next he's going to tell us what the little people told him through the shower head, or that McDonald's stole his concept of the Golden Arches logo.

 

[Nega]

did styx murder the [assistant] DA?

Even if the timing matched up, the probability that he actually did anything in person would have to be way, way lower than him ordering a hit, and the probability of that would have to be way, way lower than the probability that he did some kind of ritual. So no, he probably didn't murder the assistant DA, unless you count doing magic as being an accessory to murder. Which would be very old-fashioned of you, now wouldn't it. Can't have that in current year. Shun the witch-burners! Also no witnesses, lack of evidence, unreliable narrator, etc. Who knows? It's the perfect crime.

I bet he asked for some kind of harm to befall his enemies, instead asking (or intending or whatever) for anything that would actually help his case or get him out of whatever trouble he's in. I bet he got more or less what he asked for, and it won't benefit him at all unless you count internet points as something worth having.

The whole internet is such a classic deal with the devil. Stare into the magic mirror, kids.

 

[clipartfan92]

He's losing it:
https://youtu.be/6AXHJAL3OsM

480p archive:

New Orleans Assistant DA Ian Kersting Kills Himself (Chaos Magic Rant)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXHJAL3OsM (PreserveTube)(1080p catbox.moe archive.org)

 

[AnOminous]

"Chaos magic—in my personal black magic practicioning experience—is exceptionally effective at, uh, eliminating persecutors, and people that are corrupt, and so forth."

Really a great idea to post schizoid rants online claiming to have killed a prosecutor from the office that's prosecuting you for crimes at this very moment.

 

[Merry]

480p archive:
New Orleans Assistant DA Ian Kersting Kills Himself (Chaos Magic Rant)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXHJAL3OsM (PreserveTube)

The line between narcissism and delusional thinking when belief in MAGICK ability comes into play is incredibly thin

 

[Mr. Manchester]

One of my favorite things about some lowcows is when they believe they have developed powers. From everything I've seen about all of them is that if you assume that they really are somehow harnessing magic than one can only come to the conclusion that you shouldn't fuck with magic. Every single one of these fake wizards ends up having magic blow up in their faces. You also shouldn't talk to demons or make deals with them because that seems fuck people over really hard too.

Unless you're Gothic King Cobra of course, that street light changing spell looks really handy.

 

[Godmode]

So Tarl thinks it's cool to use black magic to drive a man to kill himself over a minor legal problem? Dude's a sociopath.

 

[Lukie]

Got it archived. (edit: beaten like a stepchild)

Funny how this gayos fagic targets people who are taking him to task. Any evil woman getting involved with him should see this as a mask off moment if they ever hurt his ego.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

legit confused Styx for Cobes for a sec and I was really confused reading that. Cobes and Styx should have a wizard duel to decide who’s magic is stronger.

 

[clipartfan92]

 

[Irregardless]

Styx implies his occult powers has caused the suicide of an assistant DA in new Orleans, which he seems to have recently flown to, presumably for court. Will Styx escape justice? The news article says the assistant DA was found dead around 9pm on Saturday January 4th with a self inflicted gunshot wound to the head. Styx's twitter shows him posting that he will "soon arrive in New Orleans" at 10:38am, which initially peaked my interest - did styx murder the DA? However, he then goes on to post and complain that 'the delta kiosks are down' on January 5th at 5:51 am.

I mean honestly, where's the proof he didn't do it?

 

[Pignat]

legit confused Styx for Cobes for a sec and I was really confused reading that. Cobes and Styx should have a wizard duel to decide who’s magic is stronger.

Cobes would mop the floor with him even sloppy drunk, his powers come from Satan and Ozzy, Styx only has the gay owl god.

 

[Godmode]

I mean honestly, where's the proof he didn't do it?

Whether or not he manifested it is kind of irrelevant. He thinks he did and he is cool with it.

 

[verymuchawful]

Tfw you're just an NPC in Tarl's game. Clearly everything in his favor is a result of his chaos magic. Donald Trump winning? Chaos magic. Null's wheel of cheese being stolen/lost? Chaos magic. Trudeau resigning? All Styx.

 

[Mr. Frank Einstein Ràtheo]

The line between narcissism and delusional thinking when belief in MAGICK ability comes into play is incredibly thin

You don’t understand.

 

[FireAddictedPsychopath]

Didnt he claim to be a christian in the past and would remove the triple 6 off his name? My how off track has he gotten, and to use chaos magic? Tsk tsk, Lord Jesus wont like that one bit when the score gets tallied on judgement day bud.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I mean honestly, where's the proof he didn't do it?

This might be bullshit but I fully support New Orleans and the FBI fully investigating this.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

This nigga so cooked he thinks he's like Clyde from Law Abiding Citizen. Except instead of an expert engineering autist with 9000 IQ plans, he's a methed-up neckbeard making pacts with a gay owl twink