StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

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Am I the only person who immediately thought of mysterious misfortune befalling this faggot before his friends from the other side of the FBI show up?

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One of my favorite things about some lowcows is when they believe they have developed powers. From everything I've seen about all of them is that if you assume that they really are somehow harnessing magic than one can only come to the conclusion that you shouldn't fuck with magic. Every single one of these fake wizards ends up having magic blow up in their faces. You also shouldn't talk to demons or make deals with them because that seems fuck people over really hard too.

Unless you're Gothic King Cobra of course, that street light changing spell looks really handy.
That's one of the first things any new age/wiccan/heathen hedge witch learns when they start practicing. Karma always comes back. If you cast a hex on someone or you deal with demons, it will bite you in the ass. There's a reason black magic is to be feared.
Whether you call it the Sonichu demon, a poltergeist or something third, negative emotions tend to grow and evolve, becoming its own thing that cannot be controlled or contained once you have made yourself known to it. You shouldn't ironically or unironically buy a totem of fail from Chris and you shouldn't ironically or unironically entice demons to your person.
Someone like Styx will taste their own medicine eventually. And taking the credit for someone's suicide? That's bad juju.
You don't have to believe in any of this, just respect other people by not throwing hexes at them and don't try to commune with demons.
If you think you've been hit by bad karma, get some fresh sage and some salt. Burn the sage and throw salt over your shoulder.

Unless you're the dark boglim himself. No amount of bad energy seems to deter the boy. He's a very powerful warlock, TWU.
 
He's saying that he's glad that their colleague is dead. Why does he think that they would be okay with hearing this? Because he hid it behind the weakest, gayest "in Minecraft" cover? Does he think that shit actually works?
Even if they don't believe it, and it's nutzoid gibberish, they're going to be pissed as any normal person would be under the circumstances. But if there's any suggestion of foul play and they have no obvious other suspect, they're going to be up his ass so fast.

It's an amazingly dumb thing to do to boast about killing someone who just died, even if the boast is absolutely crackpot lunacy. In either case, he's turned a case that was a virtually guaranteed cakewalk with a fine and probably not even supervised probation, and maybe not even anything threatening his gun rights, into something where he could actually get fucked.

This guy is dumber than Rekieta and Ethan Ralph combined.

It seems like a meltdown from being higher functioning, because while I've never been a fan and he's done cow shit (like his ridiculous CHAZ-tier "garden"), he seemed to have at least some grasp on reality and even made the occasional good point.
 
Tarl doesn’t seem to read enough.
As traditionally occultism is a subversive set of ideas, methods, etc. to transgress against the Divine. (Meaning: “one light”)
This definition assumes that to control/direct divinity is to put one’s self over goodness, which would only be good if you believe you are inherently good. Most people don’t believe people are good, hence why occultism is seen by many as subversive to goodness, self serving, etc. or just downright evil (as it is in opposition to God or goodness).

I only assume he believes in goodness AS HE STATES ITS REQUIRED TO DO THE MAGIC. So you could say for the magic to follow any logical rules, the divine probably exists. (Aka God, or some variation of Goodness as an absolute)

Divinity in a classical sense (and in the sense that I believe it is) suits itself nicely to a singular God who is the progenitor of all that is good. Not just in Christendom but in other philosophical systems this idea of divinity exists, even within most occultism this is downplayed a bit but it exists as a concept at least.
As an aside, since there are some parallels that we can draw from with these types of rituals, divination (being one of them) is often believed to be seeing the future (artificial divination is the act of divining the future through ritual), but in its most base sense, it is an attempt to use the divine to shine light into that which is unseen. Very troublesome in the event that you believe in God as being the source of all goodness. How could God be used in such a way that allows a wicked person, who has seen the future, to take advantage of those who don’t know the future? Well the answer, if you are consistent, is that He doesn’t and they are liars, pawns of another spirit in some game. As Tarl pointed out, people believe Angels exist, so why not demons? Heavily implying demons can do a “suicide” and that they are distinct from angels. If demons are complicit in this category of ritual, then we can assume that their actions are transgressive towards goodness. Most occultism associates divining with spirits/demons (another definition: “guiding spirit”); he also implies chaos magic utilizes demons as well… the underpinnings are similar.
Of course it’s hard to pin down one definition I’m just trying to get close to what I think he’s saying.

He seems to be casting a rather large net, we can presume that he is also talking to people, some Christians when he mentions that some believe in angels while referring to others when asking, “Why not demons?”
Demons can be defined as “lesser gods” or a “lesser deity”; it seems that he ascribes to this definition. Though what good is it to speak of those who believe in angels, while arguing demons can do “good” things? What then sets angels and demons apart? Why the comparison which implies the opposite to the audience?

The core contradiction being that putting someone through such torment as they would kill themselves doesn’t seem very good, yet demons did it, and they will only do it if Tarl means well.

The fuck is he on? His inability to stay remotely consistent is baffling.
Typical 110 IQ bro, the worst IQ to have (as Sam would say), above average but below reason.

Also he’s probably a psychopath, narcissistic as well. His blatant mischaracterization of the spiritual, whether you believe it or not, seems indicative of that suspicion.

Also I’m sorry, if anyone reads my attempt at analysis, I understand it’s confusing as I’m thoroughly baffled while trying to understand what he believes.

I could conclude that I believe him to be a satanist in an abstract sense, since most true occult bros tend towards believing goodness is a relative concept and that demons just help who they like.
He definitely seems to be holding to the 666 in his name, I was wrong to guess it was ironic, or just edgy.

TL;DR: he’s so confusing, he is a psycho, probably narcissistic, and he’s def going to hell if he doesn’t cut this bullshit out.
 
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"Very, very sad, now, isn't it?" [Nick-Rekieta-esque smirk]

"Chaos magic—in my personal black magic practicioning experience—is exceptionally effective at, uh, eliminating persecutors, and people that are corrupt, and so forth."

"... it's a little bit more like a homing missile, I suppose—on those that are doing evil."

"Everything is memetic. There are no coincidences."

"Um, so... sorry to his family, and stuff like that... but, uh... yeah, chaos magic is real."

"And, so... yeah. Just figured that I would cover that. Eeheeheehee... Yeah!"

He's fucking nuts. Any one of these could be one of the insane quotes that goes in the top-right of a page.
And he seems not-so-subtly sadistic here, too.
There are videos of KingCobraJFS doing this exact same shit, unironically. Someone sent Cobra a letter from President Trump, thanking Cobra for using his black magic to defeat ISIS and he was like

oh hell yeah that's what's up, see I told you magic was real, you're welcome Mr. President. Fuck you trols you don't know the power I wield.

Makes me die laughing every time

 
Am I imagining it, or has there been a steep increase in the number of people that believe in magic/spirituality etc in the past few years?

I know Styx believed in it beforehand, but it seems like a good time to ask
Dude, even the fucking Amazing Atheist has gotten into chaos magic recently.
I'm telling you, everyone who hates religion eventually goes down the "Your mind makes it real, man" alley,
 
Except Chris, who manifested a boyfriend free girl right into his arms
Chris had to fuck his mother to get that ending. Was it really worth the price?
Got it archived. (edit: beaten like a stepchild)

Funny how this gayos fagic targets people who are taking him to task. Any evil woman getting involved with him should see this as a mask off moment if they ever hurt his ego.

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Anyone want to take a crack at figuring out what hotel this is?
 
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What I expect to happen is he will go to jail for 30 days or pay a fine and be proven wrong about his stupid owl demon as he tries to appear cool and edgy and occult. Although in the most absurd universe, he did arrive on saturday, killed the assistant DA and made it look like a suicide, thought about how he could craft an alibi and fired off a tweet the next morning.
The tarluring: the autism made me do it
 
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I can't believe this shirt costs over $30 bucks...

Honestly, though there's a theory that a lot of old witchcraft stories were due to people accidentally ingesting hallucinogenic fungus. Hey, you know a guy who like hallucinogenic fungus... goes by the name Styx.

If the court takes him in over this, he'll probably just say it was performance art. If there's no evidence he actually did anything, I doubt even in New Orleans that they'd arrest a guy for claiming he has friends on the other side.
 
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