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More tax dollars wasted. Glad I don't live in Louisiana.Styx implies his occult powers has caused the suicide of an assistant DA in new Orleans
It turned out that it wasn't a bat Ozzy tore the head off of on stage - it was actually an owl.View attachment 6829634
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Gandalf the grey became Gadalf the white after slaying a demon. KingCobraJFS will do the same after destroying Stolas in front of Styxhexhammer666.
One of my favorite things about some lowcows is when they believe they have developed powers. From everything I've seen about all of them is that if you assume that they really are somehow harnessing magic than one can only come to the conclusion that you shouldn't fuck with magic. Every single one of these fake wizards ends up having magic blow up in their faces. You also shouldn't talk to demons or make deals with them because that seems fuck people over really hard too.
Unless you're Gothic King Cobra of course, that street light changing spell looks really handy.
Even if they don't believe it, and it's nutzoid gibberish, they're going to be pissed as any normal person would be under the circumstances. But if there's any suggestion of foul play and they have no obvious other suspect, they're going to be up his ass so fast.He's saying that he's glad that their colleague is dead. Why does he think that they would be okay with hearing this? Because he hid it behind the weakest, gayest "in Minecraft" cover? Does he think that shit actually works?
Except Chris, who manifested a boyfriend free girl right into his armsEvery single one of these fake wizards ends up having magic blow up in their faces
There are videos of KingCobraJFS doing this exact same shit, unironically. Someone sent Cobra a letter from President Trump, thanking Cobra for using his black magic to defeat ISIS and he was like"Very, very sad, now, isn't it?" [Nick-Rekieta-esque smirk]
"Chaos magic—in my personal black magic practicioning experience—is exceptionally effective at, uh, eliminating persecutors, and people that are corrupt, and so forth."
"... it's a little bit more like a homing missile, I suppose—on those that are doing evil."
"Everything is memetic. There are no coincidences."
"Um, so... sorry to his family, and stuff like that... but, uh... yeah, chaos magic is real."
"And, so... yeah. Just figured that I would cover that. Eeheeheehee... Yeah!"
He's fucking nuts. Any one of these could be one of the insane quotes that goes in the top-right of a page.
And he seems not-so-subtly sadistic here, too.
Dude, even the fucking Amazing Atheist has gotten into chaos magic recently.Am I imagining it, or has there been a steep increase in the number of people that believe in magic/spirituality etc in the past few years?
I know Styx believed in it beforehand, but it seems like a good time to ask
Chris had to fuck his mother to get that ending. Was it really worth the price?Except Chris, who manifested a boyfriend free girl right into his arms
Anyone want to take a crack at figuring out what hotel this is?Got it archived. (edit: beaten like a stepchild)
Funny how this gayos fagic targets people who are taking him to task. Anyevilwoman getting involved with him should see this as a mask off moment if they ever hurt his ego.
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Well, they ARE enlightened by their own intelligence, and given the mental magnitude of these brainlets, mileage may vary."Your mind makes it real, man"
The tarluring: the autism made me do itWhat I expect to happen is he will go to jail for 30 days or pay a fine and be proven wrong about his stupid owl demon as he tries to appear cool and edgy and occult. Although in the most absurd universe, he did arrive on saturday, killed the assistant DA and made it look like a suicide, thought about how he could craft an alibi and fired off a tweet the next morning.