DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
DSPs 7th worst game most disappointed game playthroughs of the year, whatever the fuck that means, is Alone in the Dark. He said he liked the game and he even suggested the game, but its on the 7th place because... and I hope you are sitting... because the studio was laid off and DSP is very disappointed in the industry.
Such a perfect example of why his end-of-year lists are so worthless.
 
so did yt fix the argentina exploit? or did the trolls just get bored of it? he still gets superchats in non-american currency so I'm assuming you just have to be a pre-approved regular for your memberships to be allowed on the ever prestigious leaderboard.
It doesn't happen as often as it used to, but it can still be done. I remember seeing it a couple weeks ago. Phil just calls them "fake subs" and moves on so it's kind of old hat.
 
Just want to thank the people who summarize all of DSPs bullshit during his streams because I just can't watch him anymore. It makes me so angry to know someone like him exists and at least in his tiny mind is successful, and I don't need to be having my blood pressure rise over some internet clown that's gonna die forgotten and alone. Your sacrifice is appreciated.
 
I had a post written up to say that this wasn't as interesting as last night, but that's now going into the trash as he decided to put a FUCKING DEMO as his second best playthrough of the year.

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Not only was Metaphor is 2nd best playthrough of the year, it was his 1st worst playthrough of the year. Ain't this system stupid as fuck or what?
 
Context not even needed... if you have money and are watching him in any context, Phil is entitled to get some of it. Sound good?




EDIT: Somehow got worse as that $150 goal seemed less likely:



EDIT: still stalling as of 12:17 AND a whiny cope about not playing RPGs again




EDIT: more coping about not getting support, not having savings (made $50k since August), whining about everything, now 22 min OT



EDIT: 12:24 and was still here, now we don't know how to make decisions as an adult, Kat canceled 2nd day off



EDIT: after doing a 3 minute stall segment to recap schedule yet again, he finally clocked gout at 12:29, no goal
 
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Phone booking time.

Meet Kody Karls (name of a GTA npc apparently), the failed gaming streamer giving DSP Money to ask questions

Esotericproductions07@gmail.com
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"I'm just another guy making video game playthroughs. Most of my playthroughs are blind runs, so If you like that, why not come over? I also do other shit like skits, montages, and dumb things I find funny. Interaction is a big part of my channel, I always listen to feedback (so give me plenty). As for my future life goals, I want to be a video editor, so there's that. Background: I was born in 1997. I made this channel in 2007, I started posting videos in 2010, but those are no longer up on YouTube because I got hacked and they got deleted. Regardless, I have been making content ever since. If you have a request for me to do, just tell me, I can guarantee I'll listen."
 
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No ironcuck tonight. 2nd night in a row. Strange that Jinx suddenly showed up. This is all a fucking larp for OIC to get a mod position and access to the discord (Notice how Jinx was asking about getting to be a mod during the day stream?). He acts like it's gonna be something big. Doody has stated that he has a mole in the discord and it's a nothingburger. Whether it's true or not is another story.

Which demo?
Metaphor
 
Seems to me these Top 20 X things he did over the course of the last two days was just pretty much a signalboost for "Pay me to play videogames or I'll quit them" as if it wasn't already known.

Maybe a plea? I don't know man it was such a self-serving bullshit thing to do but it couldn't be for fun so he had to end it with begging. So it just made the whole thing just feel like a lead up to that.
 
Seems to me these Top 20 X things he did over the course of the last two days was just pretty much a signalboost for "Pay me to play videogames or I'll quit them" as if it wasn't already known.

Maybe a plea? I don't know man it was such a self-serving bullshit thing to do but it couldn't be for fun so he had to end it with begging. So it just made the whole thing just feel like a lead up to that.
On the prestream today during his rehearsed detractor rant he used a troll comment criticizing him for depending on whales to…demand support from detractors. The reasoning was that if you don’t agree with whales running the show, you are obligated to be the change you want to see and step it the fuck up. Go dolphin mode, detractors!

I didn’t see the beg coming and I’ll admit I was impressed.
 
Context not even needed... if you have money and are watching him in any context, Phil is entitled to get some of it. Sound good?

And I remember many moons ago when Phil said that he wasn't asking people to contribute more than they can spare, one of the only redemptive moments of his that I can recall. His greed is as naked as a bluejay.
 
And I remember many moons ago when Phil said that he wasn't asking people to contribute more than they can spare, one of the only redemptive moments of his that I can recall. His greed is as naked as a bluejay.
I believe every clip I added was in the last hour, and I know he might claim that he doesn't directly beg, but doing it in coded language, stalling, basically sitting there with his hand out is just as bad...
 
I believe every clip I added was in the last hour, and I know he might claim that he doesn't directly beg, but doing it in coded language, stalling, basically sitting there with his hand out is just as bad...
Probably still trying to protect his fragile ego. After all whenever the goal counter goes up it's another win against da trollz. He doesn't realize though how bad it makes him look and that most detractors just laugh at his greed. Plus that money is gone *poof* in an instant, fucking gone as soon as he clocks out
 
Context not even needed... if you have money and are watching him in any context, Phil is entitled to get some of it. Sound good?


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EDIT: Somehow got worse as that $150 goal seemed less likely:

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EDIT: still stalling as of 12:17 AND a whiny cope about not playing RPGs again


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EDIT: more coping about not getting support, not having savings (made $50k since August), whining about everything, now 22 min OT

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EDIT: 12:24 and was still here, now we don't know how to make decisions as an adult, Kat canceled 2nd day off

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EDIT: after doing a 3 minute stall segment to recap schedule yet again, he finally clocked gout at 12:29, no goal
For the definitive Phil experience, have all of these playing simultanously!
 
I fucking despise how this nigger still doesn't get the ending of the Sopranos after all these years of people telling him what the fuck it is, pretty sure Chase even said outright what the ending means.
He's so dense and profoundly stupid that he would be confused by the ending of Breaking Bad at this point.

Huuuuhn? Why is Walt's hand bloody? He fell? *eyefucks chat* What happened? Did he get shot? Why is he bleeding? I don't get it so he fell and now he's dead I guess? Why isn't the SWAT team saying anything? Why isn't one of them confirming that he's dead? *self-soothing 'tismrock*
 
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