Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[HalfPricedAmHoleBuffet]

Well that’s it. She’s officially an online whore. Not like she wasn’t before. But now she’s more. More whore than before.

The rhyming was unintentional I swear.

 

[Trombonista]

Guess what supermodel started an onlyfans?
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Holy shit, it finally happened. I'm featuring this.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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This is like Christmas for black men everywhere.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Can I pay her to end it?

 

[purpleflurp]

No amount of feed will ever outweigh the sneed.

 

[JelloJerk]

Most excited Null has ever been to feature something since Bibi left Chantal.

 

[W00K #17]

This is the last time I click a feature without reading it first. I hate whoever contributed to me seeing this.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

No one tell Null about this. He might blow the entire legal fund.

 

[Tomboy Tuti]

If she's using a professional camera, that things probably small enough to go up her arsehole given her size. She should probably do it, I know a ton of inflation and vore fetishists who would pay a ton to see that disgusting shit. Could invent a new category, colonoscopic pornography

 

[Angry New Ager]

This is like Christmas for black men everywhere.

If horny, visa-seeking pajeets with a taste for Western degeneracy celebrated Christmas, it'd be their day, too. Finally, bobs and vagene!

 

[Glowie]

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Not even captain Ahab would dare to thrust his harpoon at this white whale

 

[Kier Starmer]

I can hear Null unbuckle his belt across the Atlantic.

edit, who the fuck impregnated this crazy bitch?

 

[Hooked on phobics]

But I thought pornography of whales was considered bestiality?

 

[frozen_runner]

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Well, we can say one thing for sure. Tess accepts all cookies.

 

[Chongqing]

This is like Christmas for black men everywhere.

I've long suspected that she only appeals to women who appreciate her glamorous hair and makeup, something I can hardly notice.

I guess this will put my theory to the test.

Will this be financially successful?

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Can I pay her to end it?

Your wallet couldn't afford it, you'd have to pay enough for her to keep herself fat for the next 5 years (10 if shes extremely lucky) and her make up, and her hair n nails, and and and.

@Null found someone to replace the hole in your heart that Chantal left when she got married.

 

[NoddingOut]

This is like Christmas for black men everywhere.

Jaquaviois wake tha crib,it dropped it finally dropped. Is like Kwanza come early or suffin

 

[Angry New Ager]

She could have gone home to Laurel, and with the help of her family found a respectable if low-status job, and established some much-needed stability for Bowie, away from the fame-chasing degeneracy of LA.

Instead, she went full whore.

For fuck's sake, Tess; if you weren't a complete somatic Narcissist you'd recognize that it's time to pack it in and rejoin normiedom. But no.

 

[Pendulous Dong]

This is gonna be the new coinslot. 2025 is ruined.
/fit/ will never be usable again.

 

[Hermann von Salsa]

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Did Null feature this to show off his plus sized queen?