Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 378 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 544 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 392 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.9%

  • Total voters
    2,657
Can I pay her to end it?
Your wallet couldn't afford it, you'd have to pay enough for her to keep herself fat for the next 5 years (10 if shes extremely lucky) and her make up, and her hair n nails, and and and.

@Null found someone to replace the hole in your heart that Chantal left when she got married.
 
She could have gone home to Laurel, and with the help of her family found a respectable if low-status job, and established some much-needed stability for Bowie, away from the fame-chasing degeneracy of LA.

Instead, she went full whore.

For fuck's sake, Tess; if you weren't a complete somatic Narcissist you'd recognize that it's time to pack it in and rejoin normiedom. But no.
 
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