Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Gonna need an Imax camera to get the full image with the OF shoots

 

[JambledUpWords]

Given the average most women on OnlyFans get per month, she’d get more money overall just working a fast food job. Tess dumb career decisions

 

[Calandrino]

Doesn't seem worth the $11.11/month imo

 

[JelloJerk]

If she's using a professional camera, that things probably small enough to go up her arsehole given her size. She should probably do it, I know a ton of inflation and vore fetishists who would pay a ton to see that disgusting shit. Could invent a new category, colonoscopic pornography

Oookay, and that's me getting the fuck out of this thread. Have a good night everyone.

 

[poopshoes]

I thought this fat bitch WAS a porn star?

 

[Local Wordmason]

She's gonna get so many black dads in trouble for not having the money to pay child support

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Given the average most women on OnlyFans get per month, she’d get more money overall just working a fast food job. Tess dumb career decisions

1- feeders and fattie lovers (AKA JERSH) will dole out the dough for her sucking on a dildo or trying to pose in a sexy way.
2- Black men will dump cash onto her for the faintest CRUMB of a possibility she'll be down bad for real niggas.
I think she'll make good, not great money on this venture. She's not butt ugly facewise, so that's another plus.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Some kiwis predicted this hundreds of pages ago. I'm pretty sure of it.
We knew she was already whoring to keep her self afloat (heh), this is mega confirms it.
Poor Rylee and Bowie.

 

[Dr. Butt]

This is like Christmas for black men everywhere.

 

[Satan SoJoe]

Guess what supermodel started an onlyfans?
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Luckily for Tess her Onlyfans wont need any sort of DMCA measures, whenever you tried to steal a photo a warning will popup.
"This file may be too large to download."

 

[JambledUpWords]

For fuck's sake, Tess; if you weren't a complete somatic Narcissist you'd recognize that it's time to pack it in and rejoin normiedom. But no.

Tess rejoining the normies would kill her ego, even though she’s practically normie status at this point anyway. Tess still wants to pretend it’s 2014-2016 when she was on all the talk show circuits, red carpets, runways, and modeling campaigns. I feel bad for Bowie, but Tess only has herself to blame, and possibly still could have had a career as a plus size model like Ashley Graham if she wasn’t a pain to work with, and didn’t gain a bunch of weight (but this is also assuming advertising stayed with the fat acceptance movement, and it didn’t).

 

[Owlbear]

I think she'll make good, not great money on this venture. She's not butt ugly facewise, so that's another plus.

Her face is the size of four normal-sized butts. It's ugly. There's nothing redeeming about this hamplanet.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Yess saw that woman train 100 guys and thought, I'd up that bitch with 100 black men.

Her cunt is going to need its own investigation team once she is through.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Her face is the size of four normal-sized butts. It's ugly. There's nothing redeeming about this hamplanet.

But she has GlOwInG sKiN

 

[Cats]

The "horrifying" sticker isn't big enough

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Guess what supermodel started an onlyfans?

Lion-O from Thundercats after McDonalds and lesbian haircut?

 

[NoReturn]

Guess what supermodel started an onlyfans?
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This is going to be GREAT for Bowie's mental health.

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[Make America Dumb Again]

Reminds me of this wojak pic.

Spoiler: Potential NSFW:

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

This is Null's fault somehow.

 

[Hellion]

Wasn't it speculated years ago that she was likely doing some kind of sex work, even if just feeder fetish stuff for paypigs? I have a vague memory of speculation (perhaps just sarcasm?) around whether she was being put up in h/motels and being gifted cakes to eat?

Wonder if she's gone "public" because the private donors have dried up.