Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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May I offer you some fast food dankness in these drying times doot?
 

He's been hanging out with Warlord. (he's not locked up yet apparently) He's not mentioning his name because trolls have been fucking with him, he mentioned this to porkney the other night.
When is Warlord supposed to have court? Do we know? I know with holidays and the like it's unlikely to have been between Christmas and the 1st at least.
 
Was Warlord lying for attention? I thought he was talking like it was already a done deal he was going to prison the next day after he hung out with Cobra the first time. I know there's things like continuances and stuff, but from what he was saying, he was just due for the sentencing.
 
Was Warlord lying for attention?
He might have just assumed he was going away and was excited to butt fuck dudes. Josh briefly mumbled some reason on that new years stream. He said he's "free until feb unless he gets charged", but we're playing telephone with two massive retards so who knows what that information even means.

However, I have learned from observing lolcows, that America really does not like to put people in jail.
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where did uh Sasha fuck off

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yeah he-uh... Sasha came over hung out had a

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couple beers and then took off

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I'm glad yall hang out more he's doing all right?

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like shit with the law and all that like

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he's there free man free woman techn...

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February if he doesn't get

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charged

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Mixing the minced meat with his rings on.... fucks sake. Also I could not understand a single word that Warload said except for when he almost vomited on the counter. He sounded like a cracked out boomhauer. Cobra got so fat he has the deathfat breathing now as well.
 
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Lmao. I just got around to watching all 6 parts of that masterpiece. He gave warlord the "bugrer" that exploded into a pile of burnt slop. Cobra also made his abomination too spicy, so he had to resort to taking a tiny baby bite off the top of just fish and bread. He also admits his teeth are rotten so "it is hard to eat". AKA - that shit zinged the fuck out of exposed nerves and rotten gums.

I also very badly wanted to see Warlord's decrepit meth hand steal a piece of his burnt up bacon after cobra already stopped him eating it once. Instead we get to hear Warlord eating what sounds like rocks and walnut shells, but is actually a hamburger apparently.
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